Pure Soul At Hartshill Sports Club Nuneaton

Buggar we are in trouble Kimbo travel to Hartshill via Luton to prove it does take 3 hrs. Or we are in it deep deep deep .

Looking forward to this one may the sounds keep my sanity intact 

Jesus thought of Les Manus and Kimbo on night worse than waterboarding 

I'm only giving you my name rank and number ha ha 

14 minutes ago, masterb said:

Buggar we are in trouble Kimbo travel to Hartshill via Luton to prove it does take 3 hrs. Or we are in it deep deep deep .

Looking forward to this one may the sounds keep my sanity intact 

Jesus thought of Les Manus and Kimbo on night worse than waterboarding 

I'm only giving you my name rank and number ha ha 

 

 

Waterboarding is nowt,  jus wait till Kimbo throws you a set of lebierhosen made of finest prussian leather two sizes to small for you,add to that the leather on the afore mentioned   set of  hosen has sat in the sun for months till it was thoroughly dried   and then kept in that state till the moment he took it from its sealed wrapping and threw it to you,then the coup de grace!!!!! You are squeezed tighter, tighter than a barreload of brock wurt in  to small string shopping bag, what more could be done to me you think then the firehose is produced and you are soaked  with water and left to dry in front of a sunlamp howling as your hosen starts to slowly shrink even smaller  ah what could be worse!Well a night of pye disco demand,bad pressings  choons not on ovo and a room full of horrible gits,Well you will never find a night like that or any of those things  at pure soul thats a fact though there may be a lierhosen or two  hiding in someones boot of their car ha ha .

3 hours ago, kimbo said:

 That Bloody Manus, I thought I had got away with the loss of the left button from your fart flap.... Bugger. How was I supposed to know the bloody buttons wer hewn from the bones of the last Corby Sabre Toothed Tom cat! Even the bloody cats were proper hard from Corby. Manus had a cat his name was Vlad the impaler. He told me he used to like rusty nails mixed in with his whiskers and his favourite recipe of whiskers was owlmeat and man chops!!! back to your longjohns. Ive burnt an iron shape hole in the crutch area. Not to worry I've patched it with an off  cut of sail cloth (it has the ships name on it the Marlin he will be saying that's what he calles his tadger)  Be good to mix with the good sensible people that go to pure soul. As you can tell Manus and myself don't get to mix with normal people that often...... And now Manus the bard of the block up is putting quill to parchment again and leading me to do the same it may be a while until we are sedated and let out again. My old mate Dave is now our apprentice. Manus gave him a dope test last week and Dave passed with top marks ha ha so he's allowed out. Lisa, thank god is coming so that means when I get home late I wont be bloody locked out..... but she could dish the dirt on me to Kim, Hazel and anybody else she can...... the truth hurts.  That's it from me a nice relaxing time now Lisa has the stun gun out.

Kimbo

Kimbo, you bring a tear to my eye as I recall dear old vlad,what a great cat he even paid his way giving board money eacch week to my Mum bless her,he had a job down at the steel works his tounge had such a ferocious rasp to it that he was paid to rasp down bits of steel to the required thickness rather than use a lathe or mill on them as it was cheaper to let old Vlad do his bit besides he was allowed to take home the steel filings and waste to mix with nails and whiskers food.He only had one good eye and wore a patch over the other,this some say led to his demise for one day after getting off the bus after work and making his way home along the street he was pounced on by Behemouth the King dog of the the estate known by most by the nickname The Beast.The beast chased Vlad up a tree and then used his ferocious drowl dripping teeth to saw down the tree and bit poor Vlads  head of with one bite so ending the life of a noble cat.The Beast went on to rule the pack of local dogs for many years till eventualy in old age being deposed by "Fangor", who then took the title of king dog of the estate.Great bit of work using sailcloth for the repair.The other day I was talking to Mark from Kettering on the phone and the conversation took a nautical turn we were talking about what we would each do if our ship came in,I said to Mark my ship is the bloody "Mary Celeste" mate and it doesnt ;look like that will be coming in for a long long time if at all.Well thinking of it my ship might not be hitting port soon but a feeling just as good awaits me Saturday night thats for sure and far from ghostly pure soul is very much alive and grooving!

Bloody hell youve ggot it easy tonight with lisa just using the stun gun it could of been cyanide in the tea  or a wack on the top of the head with a mattock,is Lisa going soft?bless her!

Crikey me , what a great read, lets do the time warp baby,  Dr Who hooooo , Dr Who hoooo,

Just seen the weather forecast , get your paddle boards out, or maybe you posh folk will get the wind surfers out, ,mind you, it could all change cos good old Michael Fish has retired & instead of opening the window to have a butchers, the new bread get satellite info that the Yanks put up in orbit,, & Joy Lovejoy had no part in it,, so as Nolan Chance said...Just like the weather, ( 2 records that won't be in the box)

Hope to see you ALL soon, Rob

21 hours ago, kimbo said:

Heard Dazz at a Niter over xmas.I was well impressed. Lots of toons new to my ears and feccin good ones as well. I've not known him that long but I'm sure he will complement what this gem of a nite stands for.     Dazz no commission required mate lol. Kimbo

Thanks for the kind words Kimbo, I'll pay you on the night mate

Really looking forward to this and hope I can do justice to what is a really great soul night

See you all there

Best wishes

Dazz

2 hours ago, Dazz said:

Thanks for the kind words Kimbo, I'll pay you on the night mate

Really looking forward to this and hope I can do justice to what is a really great soul night

See you all there

Best wishes

Dazz

You wouldn't be asked to guest dazz if you didn't fit the criteria.....I'm sure you will be great as has every guest since the start.....see you there, and yes mr gray the weather looks shocking, but won't make a difference to us having a great time!!......kind regards.....Rob

Anyone coming to PS got this tune? Heard it for 1st time last week, I love it!

Hiya , you came up to me at green rooms at Christmas and said how much you liked it and at the prince, I fear all this madness on here has bent your mind, long johns, les and his socks etc etc, nice bit of blue eyed soul though and cheap. Have a great weekend, gonna miss my pure soul fix, cheers

well what do you know its Friday already and Kimbo lisa and Dave are heading to mine,we are all keen ornithologists and word is the lesser grouted shetland night granite warbler has been seen in the area of Peterborough. So armed with our night vision goggles we are off to see if we can capture one to sell to a prussian circus for these rare birds can be trained  to ride on elephants backs round the ring  while performing a mentalist act with the audience.Theres a boat waiting off the norfolk coast ready to set sail as soon as the granite warbler safely stored in a binliner is deposited in the hold then prussia here we come.Lisa enjoys ornithology as a hobby but if Kimbo is caught indulging in the other sort of bird watch Lisa would  make Machete the mexican psycho look like the sugar plum fairy dancing a solo waltz with a giant toy panda bear.

So what a weekend awaits tonight the warbler then tomorrow Les and pals spinning the choons down at  pure soul  so "what can a man or woman do but give thanks they live in  a world that has Pure Soul and also Granite warblers,though each are as unique and rare as the other give thanks they are there".

Playtime draws nearer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!Well only a few hours to go and I will be at pure  soul   as will all the others who know that just like my writngs  to be there tonight they  just know it makes sense

A cracking nite and as usual,it lived up to its name and never dissapoints.Well done Les and all the rest of the crew.