Dark Horses

So it has happened again, a “herd of fine colts & fillies” enter a dim football clubs function room where they are force fed some of the finest music on the planet by the regular stable hands & a few well chosen equine specialists. After eight hours the “fine healthy specimens” that entered the “stable” emerge as “lame ragged steeds fit only for the knackers yard”.
Long may it continue
Well done to all concerned
P.S. no need to call the R.S.P.C.A.