R Soul Mag

[Kev Moore]

I was looking through some old soul mags and came across these old R Soul mags. Funny as f%5k!

best Kev

[Guest]

I was looking through some old soul mags and came across these old R Soul mags. Funny as f%5k!

best Kev

I like the adverts

[Chalky]

Sure I've got one or two somewhere in the garage

[Kev Moore]

Sure I've got one or two somewhere in the garage

I've only got issues 3 and 5.25.

Ken its funny from cover to cover.

Kev

[Guest Dave Turner]

That really is tops, best laugh I've had for ages. Just so so funny, thanks.

Any chance anyone can put up some more scans of the mag.

Edited April 14, 2010 by Dave Turner

[Kev Moore]

That really is tops, best laugh I've had for ages. Just so so funny, thanks.

Any chance anyone can put up some more scans of the mag.

There you go.

[Kev Moore]

There you go.

and this.

[Mick Howard]

These 'mags' were very irreverent but always meant to be in fun. Produced by my good friends the 'Elephants of Soul' from Nottingham - Graham & brothers Rick & Rob Scott.

Mick

[Kev Moore]

These 'mags' were very irreverent but always meant to be in fun. Produced by my good friends the 'Elephants of Soul' from Nottingham - Graham & brothers Rick & Rob Scott.

Mick

Hats off to the Scott Bros. Made my day when I first chuckled through these.

Chalky if you could dig out your issues I'd love to see some of the content.

[Kev Moore]

[Kev Moore]

A few more for now....laters. Kev

Not a shred of malice intended Mike. Just a bit of light relief from Webby's thread.

Any lawsuits please contact: MoSoul Solicitors American Group (AGP) Recording studio...somewhere in the US of A.

Best

Kev

[Steve G]

Not seen them before - some very funny bits.

[Kev Moore]

Not seen them before - some very funny bits.

Glad you enjoyed them. Might post up more tomorrow.

Chalky get your ones out.

Best Kev

[Guest Dave Turner]

Glad you enjoyed them. Might post up more tomorrow.

Chalky get your ones out.

Best Kev

Kev, marvellous stuff and thanks for putting more up.

The "Shrineman" sketch just killed me. Might even print it out and paste it above the bog roll holder.

[Rob Wigley]

These 'mags' were very irreverent but always meant to be in fun. Produced by my good friends the 'Elephants of Soul' from Nottingham - Graham & brothers Rick & Rob Scott.

Mick

Saw Graham at Stuarts 50th a few weeks back

rob Scott in exile in mansfield woodhouse--divorced again

not seen Rick-the sensible one-- recently

Shirebrook Pit humour at its best-they ripped the piss out of me on several occasions and got it back ten fold in true railway style !! LOL

Great lads

Rob

[Ady Croasdell]

Rick/Richard comes to Cleethorpes most years, he's got a gang of hard core pie eaters for this years festivities. we used to shift some black puddings and pickles at the Wilton back in the day.

[Phil Shields]

Brilliant I have one somewhere I'll have a look later............

[Harrythedog]

Was only reading issue 8 the other night, which was the Roger Banks wedding special, as it says on the front cover "A story of passion, romance & potatoes". Also advert for Togetherness alnighter- Northern Soul like it used to be.......5 million years ago!! Featuring three hundred DJs in three seperate caves. First 20 people in recieve a fabulous free stone/flint axe & hunting spear, plus sabre tooth tiger loin cloth. Togetherness.. The venue that time forgot.

Page after page of piss taking which left me in tears. Absolutely brilliant and what the scene should be all about, having a good laugh at itself.

[Guest Graham]

I was looking through some old soul mags and came across these old R Soul mags. Funny as f%5k!

best Kev

This comes from the same place...... an unused, unseen digital version

[Guest]

that's proper made me laugh x

[Jumpinjoan]

Brilliant!

Any more Shrine Man?

[Guest Polyvelts]

I remember reading one of these, I still refer to top record dealer as John Ovenchip !!!

[Phil Shields]

I remember reading one of these, I still refer to top record dealer as John Ovenchip !!!

thats the one I have but I can't get my scanner working...........quote from issue 8

billionaire record dealer to merge with building society....shares rocket

sensational news that john ovenchip is to merge with allianiance and leicester building society becoming the biggest in britain. mr ovenchips has assets of 160 billion pounds and a reputed 17 inch pe**s !!! current account holders will have to pay mr ovenchip around 500 pound each. thus raising shares in mr ovenchip to £13.50 each a rise of 6000%. the society will be renamed the alliance and ovenchip, mr ovenchip said today 'yes it is true I have got a 17 inch knob and I use it regulary on my big sofa. I just can't get enough'

and theres a lovely tale of dj guy hexagon and some daffodils

[Julie Moore]

Kev,

Funny as F**K you must let me have a closer look when im next at yours

[Guest Polyvelts]

thats the one I have but I can't get my scanner working...........quote from issue 8

billionaire record dealer to merge with building society....shares rocket

sensational news that john ovenchip is to merge with allianiance and leicester building society becoming the biggest in britain. mr ovenchips has assets of 160 billion pounds and a reputed 17 inch pe**s !!! current account holders will have to pay mr ovenchip around 500 pound each. thus raising shares in mr ovenchip to £13.50 each a rise of 6000%. the society will be renamed the alliance and ovenchip, mr ovenchip said today 'yes it is true I have got a 17 inch knob and I use it regulary on my big sofa. I just can't get enough'

and theres a lovely tale of dj guy hexagon and some daffodils

Totally classic !

[Aragorn]

Got a pile of these mags stashed away in a cupboard

with shelves full of all the old BLUES and SOULS,

BLACK Echoes,and many of the other old soul mags,

doing the rounds at the time.

Wish I knew how to transfer the R SOUL mags onto

computer,they were funny,naughty,tongue in cheek

and a delight to read on the way home from a nighter.

I always thought the 'cheeky' Roger Banks had summat

to do with these mags,also.

Soo Holmes

Edited April 16, 2010 by Aragorn

[Harrythedog]

Can anyone remember "Soulie" the comic strip in Black Echoes, around 76-77

[Guest Graham]

thats the one I have but I can't get my scanner working...........quote from issue 8

billionaire record dealer to merge with building society....shares rocket

sensational news that john ovenchip is to merge with allianiance and leicester building society becoming the biggest in britain. mr ovenchips has assets of 160 billion pounds and a reputed 17 inch pe**s !!! current account holders will have to pay mr ovenchip around 500 pound each. thus raising shares in mr ovenchip to £13.50 each a rise of 6000%. the society will be renamed the alliance and ovenchip, mr ovenchip said today 'yes it is true I have got a 17 inch knob and I use it regulary on my big sofa. I just can't get enough'

and theres a lovely tale of dj guy hexagon and some daffodils

This comes from issue 4.............

BRADFORD MAN GOES BESERK- POLICE SURROUND HOUSE !!!!!

Armed police are still surrounding the home of DJ/mag publisher Derek Person after he went mad and TOOK HIMSELF HOSTAGE!

The trouble began on Wednesday afternoon when the post woman failed to deliver Dereks Giro !! Suddenly Derek went completely mad and ran out hurling abuse and chocolate peanuts at people walking by, then he put his hands around his throat and threatened TO STRANGLE HIMSELF!! Then he demanded the DSS send him his Giro, or else!! Within seconds police arrived and Derek barricaded himself in his bedroom.

Shortly after he appeared at the window holding A SPOON TO HIS HEAD! he threatened to use it unless he got a cheque for £37.50, a nuclear submarine and a signed photo of TV celebrity Anne Diamond.

Police contacted the DSS who are looking into the matter, and in the meantime a 6 million ton Nuclear sub has been parked in his garden, however no one has been able to contact Anne Diamond, as she is on holiday down a Coal Mine in Wales, but hearing of the events taking place, BBC former match of the day expert Jimmy Hill turned up ina hot air balloon demanding an action replay and that he speak to Derek!

The seige has now been going on for 17 minutes and Derek has shown he is serious when he has just thrown one of his shirts outside and one of the arms has been CUT OFF!! He is now threatening to put his head in the fridge unless he hears something in the next few hours.

its reported that a crack SAS team has arrived, armed with copies of "Voices from the Shadows" magazine and intend to read it aloud in an effort to bore Derek in unconciousness!!!

[Dave Pinch]

I remember reading one of these, I still refer to top record dealer as John Ovenchip !!!

as i do with timothy jimothy half a crown brown. theres a sketch in one ripping the piss out of me and brian.they were priceless. i wish i could remember what was said

dave

Edited April 16, 2010 by dave pinch

[Chalky]

Glad you enjoyed them. Might post up more tomorrow.

Chalky get your ones out.

Best Kev

I can't find them, I thought I had two copies but looked in the box I thought they were in but no luck, there are other boxes but not got time at mo. I can remember tho' they were funny as f*ck How many did they do?

And has anyone got any spares they would be willing to sell?

[Bob]

as i do with timothy jimothy half a crown brown. theres a sketch in one ripping the piss out of me and brian.they were priceless. i wish i could remember what was said

dave

I remember it well dave it was titled "The Doberman Pincher Twins" I think I was with you and your Bri at the Earl when we first saw it.

[Mick Howard]

Saw Graham at Stuarts 50th a few weeks back

rob Scott in exile in mansfield woodhouse--divorced again

not seen Rick-the sensible one-- recently

Shirebrook Pit humour at its best-they ripped the piss out of me on several occasions and got it back ten fold in true railway style !! LOL

Great lads

Rob

Rob

Both Rick & Rob were at the Wilton in March & both looking great.

Rick & I were together at RAF Cosford back in the mid 70's & went to the Casino a couple of times.

Mick

[Phil Shields]

as i do with timothy jimothy half a crown brown. theres a sketch in one ripping the piss out of me and brian.they were priceless. i wish i could remember what was said

dave

Here you go.........

NEWS EXCLUSIVE

***We will never be parted say lunatic twins***

Full bizarre and true story !!!!

Amazing news in concerning the worlds only unidentical non related brothers, the Doberman Pincher twins.

The twins have become increasingly worried lately of one of them being abducted by old age pensioners, and, have decided to take drastic measures to prevent them being seperated.

After long and careful thought the two barmy djs have decided the best way to stay together is to have a giant household paint brush embedded thro their heads !!!!!!

The pair have decided to have a large hole drilled thro their skulls then have the 5 foot long paint brush hammered thro both their heads, skewering them permanently together for all time !!! They plan to hire a firm of interior decorators to carry out the operation sometime next week.

[Kev Moore]

This comes from issue 4.............

BRADFORD MAN GOES BESERK- POLICE SURROUND HOUSE !!!!!

Armed police are still surrounding the home of DJ/mag publisher Derek Person after he went mad and TOOK HIMSELF HOSTAGE!

The trouble began on Wednesday afternoon when the post woman failed to deliver Dereks Giro !! Suddenly Derek went completely mad and ran out hurling abuse and chocolate peanuts at people walking by, then he put his hands around his throat and threatened TO STRANGLE HIMSELF!! Then he demanded the DSS send him his Giro, or else!! Within seconds police arrived and Derek barricaded himself in his bedroom.

Shortly after he appeared at the window holding A SPOON TO HIS HEAD! he threatened to use it unless he got a cheque for £37.50, a nuclear submarine and a signed photo of TV celebrity Anne Diamond.

Police contacted the DSS who are looking into the matter, and in the meantime a 6 million ton Nuclear sub has been parked in his garden, however no one has been able to contact Anne Diamond, as she is on holiday down a Coal Mine in Wales, but hearing of the events taking place, BBC former match of the day expert Jimmy Hill turned up ina hot air balloon demanding an action replay and that he speak to Derek!

The seige has now been going on for 17 minutes and Derek has shown he is serious when he has just thrown one of his shirts outside and one of the arms has been CUT OFF!! He is now threatening to put his head in the fridge unless he hears something in the next few hours.

its reported that a crack SAS team has arrived, armed with copies of "Voices from the Shadows" magazine and intend to read it aloud in an effort to bore Derek in unconciousness!!!

Proper Monty Python Northern Soul.

[Alan Walls]

'kinell, this is the stuff!

When did these come out, and are there any still about? Brilliant!

[Guest Graham]

'kinell, this is the stuff!

When did these come out, and are there any still about? Brilliant!

Mick Howards quite right regarding where R Soul came from, it was done originally just as a bit of fun for the Cleethorpes Weekender back in the 90s.

For the first ( and it was planned , the ONLY issue)we made 50 copies only and just plonked them on tables in the main room on the Friday night, like you do with flyers, they were just a free giveaway, basically to give someone a read and hopefully a laugh when they got back to the chalet or for the next day.

However as things sometimes go, people started asking where this daft mag thing came from, and to cut a long story short we were asked to do another, so after a bit of thought, decided why not?

Roger Banks said he,d happily sell them thru his record list and at nighters etc, they sold for a quid, just to cover the costs, it was never a profit making thing. The idea was really just a daft look at the scene and a gentle piss take , tho im sure some peole absolutely hated it, enough must have liked it to keep it going a few years

Various characters were Soulful sam, Clark dicknell, Roger Blanks, John Ovenchip, Adey Crossword,Pat Brainy, Dave Strimmer, Butch Butchingtons, Dave God , Mr Bobby ( Bob Binsley) Ken Barge , Rob Smith as Jack the Ripper , Deon Anderson and so on.....

other characters were Shrineman , Barry Clanka ( hes a w******) Trumpton Peel the bloke from Keele , Colin Lester the record investor

and other stuff in a daft vein, the rest filled with whatever load of bollocks popped into our heads

As far as I know all the people I knew actually looked forward to appearing in the mag ( if thats what you can call it), I remember once, one of the above got quite upset when he wasnt in the latest issue !!

We did about 3 a year and it ran a few years until work and all that made it too hard to find time to kep it going, but it was fun while it lasted

As to how many were actually sold, really ive no idea, like I say Issue One was a giveaway so thats very very rare, I wonder if ANY still exist?? Altho according to a friend one turned up at a Jumble Sale in Coventry in 2005 and sold its rumoured for 7 pence !!

As for other copies. you never see them anywhere, itd seem theyre very very hard to get hold of ( Roger might perhaps still have a few?? no idea really)

To be honest I thought this was long forgotten, then all these years later it gets a mention on here

Im glad someone enjoyed it anyway

[Dave Pinch]

I remember it well dave it was titled "The Doberman Pincher Twins" I think I was with you and your Bri at the Earl when we first saw it.

thats right bob. ive got that issue plus another one in one of the bags in my mams loft

Here you go.........

NEWS EXCLUSIVE

***We will never be parted say lunatic twins***

Full bizarre and true story !!!!

Amazing news in concerning the worlds only unidentical non related brothers, the Doberman Pincher twins.

The twins have become increasingly worried lately of one of them being abducted by old age pensioners, and, have decided to take drastic measures to prevent them being seperated.

After long and careful thought the two barmy djs have decided the best way to stay together is to have a giant household paint brush embedded thro their heads !!!!!!

The pair have decided to have a large hole drilled thro their skulls then have the 5 foot long paint brush hammered thro both their heads, skewering them permanently together for all time !!! They plan to hire a firm of interior decorators to carry out the operation sometime next week.

thats the boy. the operation was a success and the brush is still there

[Alan Walls]

Mick Howards quite right regarding where R Soul came from, it was done originally just as a bit of fun for the Cleethorpes Weekender back in the 90s.

For the first ( and it was planned , the ONLY issue)we made 50 copies only and just plonked them on tables in the main room on the Friday night, like you do with flyers, they were just a free giveaway, basically to give someone a read and hopefully a laugh when they got back to the chalet or for the next day.

However as things sometimes go, people started asking where this daft mag thing came from, and to cut a long story short we were asked to do another, so after a bit of thought, decided why not?

Roger Banks said he,d happily sell them thru his record list and at nighters etc, they sold for a quid, just to cover the costs, it was never a profit making thing. The idea was really just a daft look at the scene and a gentle piss take , tho im sure some peole absolutely hated it, enough must have liked it to keep it going a few years

Various characters were Soulful sam, Clark dicknell, Roger Blanks, John Ovenchip, Adey Crossword,Pat Brainy, Dave Strimmer, Butch Butchingtons, Dave God , Mr Bobby ( Bob Binsley) Ken Barge , Rob Smith as Jack the Ripper , Deon Anderson and so on.....

other characters were Shrineman , Barry Clanka ( hes a w******) Trumpton Peel the bloke from Keele , Colin Lester the record investor

and other stuff in a daft vein, the rest filled with whatever load of bollocks popped into our heads

As far as I know all the people I knew actually looked forward to appearing in the mag ( if thats what you can call it), I remember once, one of the above got quite upset when he wasnt in the latest issue !!

We did about 3 a year and it ran a few years until work and all that made it too hard to find time to kep it going, but it was fun while it lasted

As to how many were actually sold, really ive no idea, like I say Issue One was a giveaway so thats very very rare, I wonder if ANY still exist?? Altho according to a friend one turned up at a Jumble Sale in Coventry in 2005 and sold its rumoured for 7 pence !!

As for other copies. you never see them anywhere, itd seem theyre very very hard to get hold of ( Roger might perhaps still have a few?? no idea really)

To be honest I thought this was long forgotten, then all these years later it gets a mention on here

Im glad someone enjoyed it anyway

Thanks Graham, that's great stuff.

[Guest Graham]

'kinell, this is the stuff!

When did these come out, and are there any still about? Brilliant!

My pleasure Alan

Thanks alot

[Alan Walls]

Yes!

[Guest]

I have one on top of me fridge,hope its still there when get back home on tuesday the one with Bub collects vinyl (lino) story in it.

[Diddy Morgan]

this has had me cryin with laughter, great stuff!!!

[Alan Walls]

I have one on top of me fridge,hope its still there when get back home on tuesday the one with Bub collects vinyl (lino) story in it.

If it's still there you gotta get it scanned and loaded up!

[aintgotit]

the old manifesto mag had some quite anarchic content at times, my mate anita showed us a copy which had The Manifesto Top Chewie Review.Ratig the most poular (innuendo laden )types of chewing gum favoured by punters and a rather corruscating opinion of what happened to the gum you had in your mouth after a couple of hours of fastidious ,er chewing.ie, Wri**** Juic** Fr*** rated 3/10 "tastes like grandads sp***! among other ah, pearls of wisdom. Think it was probably replaced by" pink eye" im reliably informed. A sort of readers wives section showing unexpurgated content of readers wives husbands cats , budgerigars the odd trout, and quite a high proportion of unsexed chubb.

[Dave Rimmer]

I've had a dig around in the filing cabinet, and I've got issues 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.25, one I assume is issue 6 although there's no number on it, 7, and 8. Is that the full set ?

I'm gonna spend the next couple of hours reading them and then will scan some bits in if I get time

[Chalky]

If anyone has any spares I'm interested in them?