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Does it have to be the England game Ady or can we switch over to Germany, my adopted homeland, sure your attendees won't mind and it saves the live acts getting lynched for supporting the good old US of A (assuming they have heard of that game called soccer)

Looking forward to it and the real match of the weekend, the big guns having to play 5 records upstairs in Tef's room on Saturday night, sort out the real big hitters having to get it right for 5 records solid, not an easy task as many found out last year, it will be like a penalty shoot out for the DJ's, my moneys on Santucci with his Italian steel, or some of our European cousins taking the rest apart with their cool heads, or maybe the man of the moment Karl Heard, if he is there, sneaking in from the side and dispelling that myth that Engerlanders can't win 5 hit shootouts, or will even Karl prove he is human and have a David Batty moment........ The pressure is on boys.

I will be playing the last 5 tunes again, to the 2 doorman, Val and Elaine, the barman rattling his bottles loudly, and maybe a sleeping Mickey cruise based on last year, oh that is assuming Marco can't keep awake to double deck at the end, he is getting older after all.....

To keep with the football analogies, bring it on...

Hiya Jock

Gilly and I will deffinately be there and I will try not to dessert you all this year on Saturday night. Oh and I have been asked to do my bit upstairs but I am not sure that I am one of the big guns but I will try and fit in.

See you all there.

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Guest Ferrett

Just had a beautiful 2 week holiday in a 5 star hotel in sunny Crete and all we could talk about was how good a weekend we were gonna have in a caravan in Cleethorpes.

We're not right in the head.... but in a good way.

See you all on that dancefloor!! thumbup.gif

Ferrett

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Ady

Is that you getting some practice in with your accent for when you come up north whistling.gif

Cheers

Martyn

You arent up North Martyn--your down sarf

Lucky lad tho --this is just a sociable wobble from your house

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You arent up North Martyn--your down sarf

Lucky lad tho --this is just a sociable wobble from your house

Steve

I live in Yorkshire & expect a head on my beer so in my book that makes me a northerner :D

Yes we've had caravans on Thorpe Park were you could see our house from :thumbup:

Pity you won't be there, who am I going to talk about £5 records to :thumbsup:

Cheers

Martyn

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Steve

I live in Yorkshire & expect a head on my beer so in my book that makes me a northerner yes.gif

Yes we've had caravans on Thorpe Park were you could see our house from biggrin.gif

Pity you won't be there, who am I going to talk about £5 records to whistling.gif

Cheers

Martyn

A--yorkshire is in the midlands to us true northern folk

B--was that before the floods moved it closer to Norway

C--ill send you a tape (cost £5 plus post)

Got a bit of a phobia about Cleethorpes

Hitched to the 1st nighter on the pier---Which was great

However trying to hitch back--country roads--no cars--no chance

But --an escort van pulled up"get in the back mate" great i thought But

The kid driving was the most chemically challenged twat ive ever seen--with a Bazil brush glove puppet on his mit

Needless to say we ended up round a lamppost

After that loadsa blood --couldnt see much--heard a car stop--was pushed to me knees at which point i saw a very low cut green maxi dress with the biggest knockers in europe struggling to stay in --into which my head rested perfectly

After pressing me head firmly in the cleavage for a while ---she said "its ok it looks worse than it is--the ambulance wont be long"

WHO WANTED A F*****G AMBULANCE !!!!!!

Cant remember much about the nighter now but ive never forgot those tits

Probably round her knees now tho

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Guest Dave Turner

A--yorkshire is in the midlands to us true northern folk

B--was that before the floods moved it closer to Norway

C--ill send you a tape (cost £5 plus post)

Got a bit of a phobia about Cleethorpes

Hitched to the 1st nighter on the pier---Which was great

However trying to hitch back--country roads--no cars--no chance

But --an escort van pulled up"get in the back mate" great i thought But

The kid driving was the most chemically challenged twat ive ever seen--with a Bazil brush glove puppet on his mit

Needless to say we ended up round a lamppost

After that loadsa blood --couldnt see much--heard a car stop--was pushed to me knees at which point i saw a very low cut green maxi dress with the biggest knockers in europe struggling to stay in --into which my head rested perfectly

After pressing me head firmly in the cleavage for a while ---she said "its ok it looks worse than it is--the ambulance wont be long"

WHO WANTED A F*****G AMBULANCE !!!!!!

Cant remember much about the nighter now but ive never forgot those tits

Probably round her knees now tho

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A--yorkshire is in the midlands to us true northern folk

B--was that before the floods moved it closer to Norway

C--ill send you a tape (cost £5 plus post)

Got a bit of a phobia about Cleethorpes

Hitched to the 1st nighter on the pier---Which was great

However trying to hitch back--country roads--no cars--no chance

But --an escort van pulled up"get in the back mate" great i thought But

The kid driving was the most chemically challenged twat ive ever seen--with a Bazil brush glove puppet on his mit

Needless to say we ended up round a lamppost

After that loadsa blood --couldnt see much--heard a car stop--was pushed to me knees at which point i saw a very low cut green maxi dress with the biggest knockers in europe struggling to stay in --into which my head rested perfectly

After pressing me head firmly in the cleavage for a while ---she said "its ok it looks worse than it is--the ambulance wont be long"

WHO WANTED A F*****G AMBULANCE !!!!!!

Cant remember much about the nighter now but ive never forgot those tits

Probably round her knees now tho

Steve

Pheewwww nearly was a terrible night.............I thought you were going to say you'd forgotten about her tits :thumbsup:

Cheers

Martyn

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Steve

Pheewwww nearly was a terrible night.............I thought you were going to say you'd forgotten about her tits wicked.gif

Cheers

Martyn

NEVER---Artist ,title ,lable--where i was yesterday--its all a blur

Those tits have kept me sane for over 35yrs on the scene--often thought of going back to find her BUT

seeing as how i never got a look at her face some might object to my preferred method of recognitiontongue.giftongue.giftongue.gif

Can you imagine me walking along cleethorpes main drag ,stuffing me face into every over 50s clevage with no more than a cheery "Hello there --Remenber me"

BUT__how good would it be if one of em said yes

F***it--see ya sat Martyn

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If I was from Scotland I think I'd adopt Germany as my homeland as well :lol:

That was meant to say as my adopted second homeland, as I am sure you know Mr Rimmer (just realised the comic potential of your name, if you weren't much bigger than me and I wasn't a coward) I lived there , although since the beer was better, the women were nicer and the sun shone for months so it does have some advantages over my beloved Scotland. Not enough Ginger people though for me to make it my number one homeland.

This time next week ...

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That actually looks like me and Mikey (based on photos) cheering in the front with Bearsy in the middle, have you doctored that. Sure that will be sort similar to the position we all adopt during the game on Saturday, hopefully you will have knocked the chip off your shoulder re Lorraine Kelly by then!

(JOCKO)You will recognise me as I will be the one fighting with the 2 doormen at 5am trying to stop them removing the cartridges to allow Marco to have just one more........

No doubt Pete will be helping you..............just like he did for Cliff with the taxi driver in Barcelona........swoon.gifswoon.gifswoon.gifswoon.gifswoon.gif

so looking forward to this weekendyes.gif, Cleethorpes has always done it for me and I intend to do my bit in making this

one to remember, and one I can tell Pete about in his old agerolleyes.gif because he is intending to 'go for it' and may

need some assistance with the 'details'laugh.gif

Love Karen xxx

I am sure I will try my best to help Peter reach a perfect state of forgetfullness during the weekend, it is our norm for this weekend.

Jocko

I'm looking for a quiet caravan do you know of any............shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :yes:

Add me to the Leeds enclave.

See you Friday.

Cheers

Martyn

Cheryl won't even tell me the address for this weekend in case I bring back any dodgy punters again, said I am only getting led by blindfold to and from caravan so I can't find it on my own......

Spencer Wiggins is one of my all-time faves, way up there amongst the top runners. A rare opportunity to see one of the real greats of soul music.

A really good read on him here ---

https://darkendofthestreet.blogspot.com/2009/08/spencer-wiggins-story-part-1.html

Anyone know who's DJing on Saturday night. Is there an itinerary anywhere?

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Pop upstairs, lots of dj's literally hundreds playing freestyle, to use trendy saying of moment, ask for Tef on the door and tell him Jock said your in! Just don't tell everyone though......

Hiya Jock

Gilly and I will deffinately be there and I will try not to dessert you all this year on Saturday night. Oh and I have been asked to do my bit upstairs but I am not sure that I am one of the big guns but I will try and fit in.

See you all there.

And I won't promise we won't ramsack your caravan all day Sunday this time while Gilly snores on., although I may have to go home Sunday this year, which might be good news for you but then there will be no-one to control Marco!!

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Cheryl won't even tell me the address for this weekend in case I bring back any dodgy punters again, said I am only getting led by blindfold to and from caravan so I can't find it on my own......

Does that mean I have to go round knocking on every caravan door to find you............I might wake someone up :thumbsup:

See you Friday.

Cheers

Martyn

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Hey up Crozzer, Adam tells me he's not doing Cleggy this year, I trust you've replaced him with DJ crumpet of equal or superior quality, else I may require some compensation in the form of sufficient rum & coke to make everyone else seem more attractive...

Tee x

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Hey up Crozzer, Adam tells me he's not doing Cleggy this year, I trust you've replaced him with DJ crumpet of equal or superior quality, else I may require some compensation in the form of sufficient rum & coke to make everyone else seem more attractive...

Tee x

cateracts, or a film of vaseline on your contact lenses will work just as well - if not better ph34r.gif

I'm lucky in that I can't actually see what people look like if its even remotely dark - its very frightening when the lights come on at the end though laugh.gif

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Guest outonthefloor

Thats it Im officially excited.......just the fancy dress to sort out! elvis.gif.......pirate.gif .....lamsey.gif ???????

See you all there xxx

Helen

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Guest Mrs Simsy

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Good luck Willie, sure someone will come forward. We've got people sleeping in drawers at our van otherwise you'd be welcome.:no:

I don't think i'm entering the fancy dress this year as i have no partner in crime.:thumbsup: I'm too shy to do it on my own.:yes:

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Guest outonthefloor

Good luck Willie, sure someone will come forward. We've got people sleeping in drawers at our van otherwise you'd be welcome.wink.gif

I don't think i'm entering the fancy dress this year as i have no partner in crime.ph34r.gif I'm too shy to do it on my own.laugh.gif

Errrr 'Kylie' and 'Shy' in the same sentence......come on girl you need to keep the fire burning....No Denise then sad.gif I will miss her :thumbsup:.

Im just trying to think of summit now....any suggestions? lol xxx See you there girlie xxxxxxx

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Guest in town Mikey

Due to unfortunate, and possibly unforseen circumstances we have a spare ticket, and place in a caravan on site going begging.

If anyone doesnt think it would be too awful sharing with Jess Wrecker, Mal C, Mark and myself, then please PM me and we can sort out the details.

Thanks

Hope it is OK to post it here. I am waiting on Rachel to let me know, but have the patience of a 4 year old thumbsup.gif

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Guest in town Mikey

Thats it Im officially excited.......just the fancy dress to sort out! elvis.gif.......pirate.gif .....lamsey.gif ???????

See you all there xxx

Helen

Hi Helen. Not seen you posting on here since last Cleethorpes. I thought I might have frightened you off.

Be great to catch up

Mike

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Due to unfortunate, and possibly unforseen circumstances we have a spare ticket, and place in a caravan on site going begging.

If anyone doesnt think it would be too awful sharing with Jess Wrecker, Mal C, Mark and myself, then please PM me and we can sort out the details.

Thanks

Hope it is OK to post it here. I am waiting on Rachel to let me know, but have the patience of a 4 year old thumbsup.gif

Pm'd ya

Willie

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Just had a look at the weather forecast for weekend...........

Friday.........Showery :ohmy:

Saturday........Sunny Periods :thumbsup:

Sunday.......Showery :lol:

Cheers

Martyn

That forcast sounds like some of your dj spots :unsure: ..

Don't worry about Sunday.... The sun will shine when we see what Lill and Simsy have to offer in the fancy dress comp :thumbsup:

Can't wait...

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Guest in town Mikey

Just had a look at the weather forecast for weekend...........

Friday.........Showery :sad:

Saturday........Sunny Periods shades

Sunday.......Showery :sad:

Cheers

Martyn

And over Bolton

Light Drizzle. :ph34r:

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Guest BigPaul

Planning on coming down for Saturday night, is the football definately on there Ady?

As promised, Saturday nite receipts arrived in the post this morningthumbsup.gif

Great stuff Ady:hatsoff2:

The Mansfield contingent will be arriving in good time for kick off:yes:

Save Stevie a berth at the bar:beer:

I'll be carrying the large tub of Vaseline as unbelievably,its our first time here:innocent:

Looking forward to itshades

Best

Paul

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As promised, Saturday nite receipts arrived in the post this morningthumbsup.gif

Great stuff Adyhatsoff2.gif

The Mansfield contingent will be arriving in good time for kick offyes.gif

Save Stevie a berth at the barbeer.gif

I'll be carrying the large tub of Vaseline as unbelievably,its our first time hereinnocent.gif

Looking forward to itshades.gif

Best

Paul

MMmmm.Top notch muzak,vaseline and football.Who's been peeking at my Christmas list?.Have a spiffing weekend one and all.

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Guest Mrs Simsy

That forcast sounds like some of your dj spots :lol: ..

Don't worry about Sunday.... The sun will shine when we see what Lill and Simsy have to offer in the fancy dress comp :thumbsup:

Can't wait...

I think Simsy got cold feet over the fishnet body stocking...back to the drawing board.

So excited about Friday. I've now finished work until next Wednesday too-whooo!:lol:

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Hey up Crozzer, Adam tells me he's not doing Cleggy this year, I trust you've replaced him with DJ crumpet of equal or superior quality, else I may require some compensation in the form of sufficient rum & coke to make everyone else seem more attractive...

Tee x

We've got muscleman Mick H as the newby in the big room and I can't work out what i did with Adam's spots, I seem to have mislaid them. he's taking one of his occasional sabaticals for family purposes.

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Guest Mrs Simsy

Errrr 'Kylie' and 'Shy' in the same sentence......come on girl you need to keep the fire burning....No Denise then :lol: I will miss her :yes:.

Im just trying to think of summit now....any suggestions? lol xxx See you there girlie xxxxxxx

:lol:

Denise is a maybe but probable no.:(

I've just half fashioned a costume but Simsy has just emailed me with a suggestion so i may have to start over.:thumbsup: Looking forward to a catch up over the weekend.:lol:

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MMmmm.Top notch muzak,vaseline and football.Who's been peeking at my Christmas list?.Have a spiffing weekend one and all.

Kev

Are you stopping in again & counting your money..........good job Paul's likes to play out & carry the Attic flag :lol: :lol: :lol:

I promise I'll look after him.............honest :thumbsup:

Cheers

Martyn

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Kev

Are you stopping in again & counting your money..........good job Paul's likes to play out & carry the Attic flag :lol: :lol::lol:

I promise I'll look after him.............honest :thumbsup:

Cheers

Martyn

I am worried nowwink.gifyes.gifno.gif

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Hey Fellow Children of the Night.

This is a plea for HELP!!!

Due to circumstances beyond my control I now find myself without accommodation for the weekend.

I'm quite small, very clean with next to no bad habits.

I know that its very short notice but is there anybody out there who wouldn't mind putting me up for the whole weekend.

To help I know have an empty car and will be traveling up from St. Neots just after lunch on Friday and hope to be setting off for home when they kick us out on Monday.

Been looking forward to this for ages and would hate to miss it

Hopefully Melvyn

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Lady Ady, are you actually selling the Spencer Wiggins CD's at this? I notice on Amazon they are not available till later but though you had said you were going to make them available for this weekend.

I really can't wait any longer, its killing my, and will go nicely with the other one just ordered, and it will give me something to listen to when I am locking in my chalet for my own safety during the footie!

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