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[Guest]

And if the lights are too bright, just take 'em out & smash 'em up.

Or were you just in a bad mood at Brighton?

Col  

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I will explain, I just took it out coz too bright, others said so too! I did get help and support!!!!! I didnt smash it up - I put it somewhere & got knocked!!

Ok mood not great at Brighton - Ive plead guilt to one court but not other - how many years do I get??

I used to be called 'smasher' at school - but never smashed anything up!!!!

[Soulsmith]

   

Longest running thread ever?

Most futile subject?

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Futile yes, but quite funny due to strong opinions.

We need a bit more intransigence on here sometimes.

[Soulsmith]

 

I will explain, I just took it out coz too bright, others said so too!  I did get help and support!!!!! I didnt smash it up - I put it somewhere & got knocked!! 

Ok mood not great at Brighton - Ive plead guilt to one court but not other - how many years do I get?? 

I used to be called 'smasher' at school - but never smashed anything up!!!!

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Well it made me smile.

Getting back to the dancing, I used to be pretty good at the splits. Would dance classes help restore that? I'd stopped doing the splits on medical reasons, but can now see that advice may have been wrong - maybe its just a confidence problem now. Maybe dance classes would also help with my low self esteem? And stop me from saying 'whatever' when I start to get the hump with someone.

I'm also keen on mastering the one handed handstand. Would dancing classes help with that or should I carry on with my zen classes on Wednesday evenings?

Col.

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Whatever

[Guest ShaneH]

Whatever

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i dont know why you bother posting on here to be honest.

why the arrogance?

no one is against you.

Shane

[Guest lagerlout]

i have taken no dancing lessons and now

have introduced forward rolls,cartwheels,

handstands against walls, into my routine

ask anyone who as witnessed this...

[Guest catface]

For fcuks sake Shane chill out, I was only employing sarcasm similar to some of the posts you send

[Guest ShaneH]

For fcuks sake Shane chill out, I was only employing sarcasm similar to some of the posts you send

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ok then. i suggest you the smilies in future.

this is one is commonly used for sarcasm

we might get your drift then

shane

[Soulsmith]

Whatever

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Ha Ha - just got it.

Col.

[Guest ShaneH]

i have taken no dancing lessons and now

have introduced forward rolls,cartwheels,

handstands against walls, into my routine

ask anyone who as witnessed this...

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gambian styleeee!

Shane

ps. pete, put that picture up on here to show people your dance

pps. too late...check out my avatar!

Edited September 1, 2005 by ShaneH

[Soulsmith]

i have taken no dancing lessons and now

have introduced forward rolls,cartwheels,

handstands against walls, into my routine

ask anyone who as witnessed this...

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I've seen your handstands

And all without a safety net.

Col.

[Billywhizz]

i have taken no dancing lessons and now

have introduced forward rolls,cartwheels,

handstands against walls, into my routine

ask anyone who as witnessed this...

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I saw it Topdog Pete.

Billy

[Guest]

i have taken no dancing lessons and now

have introduced forward rolls,cartwheels,

handstands against walls, into my routine

ask anyone who as witnessed this...

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I can confirm this statement and jolly good he is too

[Guest barnsey]

Just a thought, but does Trickster intend to charge ££ for his services? If so, surely he must have to have a qualification in dance teaching to charge money? You can't teach Pottery, Karate, Driving, or anything these days, without some sort of certification, or so it seems.

You can see the scenario, after 6 weeks, Mr 'Two left feet' has learned nothing.

Mr TLF -"Iv'e bin comin' here six weeks 'an 'im still crap. I thought you was a professional teacher?"

Trickster -"Well no, actually, I'm just a bloke wot can dance a bit"

Mr TLF -"No bloody wonder I can't dance! you've got no more qualifications to teach me than my dog! How can I learn to dance when you ain't a proper teacher? You've bin taking my money under false pretences, I'm gonna sue your arse into oblivion!"

Also does he have a first aid certificate? will he make sure that his punters are medicaly fit to exert themselves befor starting classes?

Mr TLF keels over with a heart attack midway thru "Hit and Run."- Later in hospital..

Mr TLF -"well I thought I would be ok, I mean, he didn't ask me if I had a dicky ticker befor I started, and he is supposed to know what he's doing, so I thought it would be ok! Lucky for me one of the class was an off-duty nurse, or I'd be brown bread! The bloke is incompetent, I'm gonna sue his arse into oblivion!

Finaly, should either of the above transpire, some sort of public liability insurance may be in order.

I know this may sound a bit extreme, but stranger things have happened, and he may just be getting himself into very murky waters, what with the current trend for litigation at the drop of a hat!

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on this one i say goodlook to chris after all he's a great dancer and was taught himself by in my opinion probably the best (keb darge) .i was taught myself not to dance but another much sort after skill on the seen by another great master (paul amer)so if any wants lessons in talkin shite and dribbling give us a shout.

[Guest mattmale]

I was wondering if the Trickster would publish a course sylabus, cos i have specific needs, but cannot get all the way down to London town.

In particular I would be interested to hear how to exit the dance floor, from a horizontal position, following my dire attempts at spinning around and around at NCSC on saturday.  I'm not sure if getting dragged off by the ankles is entirely kosher.

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Good point.

A few things i'd like to find out too...

How do i sneak off the dance floor after dancing halfway through a record and (a) realising i'm too knackered to carry on, or ( It's something crap i thought i liked?

How do i avoid stopping too early while dancing to a record i don't know? (At the moment i slow down pretending to rest a little ready to stop or speed up again at a moment's notice but it's not really subtle enough)

What do i do with a record i've just bought when a storming sound comes on and i haven't had time to pop out to the car yet? (Usually i dance with my thumb through the centre of it, but it looks like i'm posing. Maybe i should use two fingers?)

How do sneakily cripple the ankles of civilians who have strayed onto the dancefloor in a druken state, pint and fag in hand, without getting a kicking?

How do i disguise the fact i've just rushed onto the floor in the opening bars of a song i love then suddenly realise it was something else with a similar intro?

M.

[Guest]

Well it made me smile.

Getting back to the dancing, I used to be pretty good at the splits. Would dance classes help restore that? I'd stopped doing the splits on medical reasons, but can now see that advice may have been wrong - maybe its just a confidence problem now. Maybe dance classes would also help with my low self esteem? And stop me from saying 'whatever' when I start to get the hump with someone.

I'm also keen on mastering the one handed handstand. Would dancing classes help with that or should I carry on with my zen classes on Wednesday evenings?

Col.

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HI Col, the dance classes werent for acrobatic skills, been long time since I could do my one handed handstand since my car accident!!