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Playing through some old tapes yesterday and "Shadows and Reflections" by The Lonely Crowde on MGM came on, what a bag of shi*e! How did such a crap record ever get played especially during a time when so many classics were around. Apart from sounds made for the scene is this the worst ever?

PS. This books at £40 issue and £25 dj. How?

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Playing through some old tapes yesterday and "Shadows and Reflections" by The Lonely Crowde on MGM came on, what a bag of shi*e! How did such a crap record ever get played especially during a time when so many classics were around. Apart from sounds made for the scene is this the worst ever?

PS. This books at £40 issue and £25 dj. How?

Is it like Patrick Bradley, where the instrumental / band track is only on the issue, hence more in demand and expensive?

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my vote goes to brian hyland, a record which brings me out in cold sweats

... the basis of that recording has massive potential really - shame it was sung and produced in such a limp way LOL

surely its 'I'm a big man' for the worst record ever played?

Shane

Depends if you have a woodshed or not :shades:

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Not heard it for sometime, but I'll go for "Scratchy"

You bastard LOL.. you made me listen to it!!!! chair.gif

Distortion (Soul Beat) was just as crud... How Sweet It Is propells me to slit not only my own throat but that of everyone in my vicinity... and Karate Time deserves a kick in the throat!!

What a shite artist LOL

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No its that Boogalo thingy by Don Gardner :shades:

Is this really love was fab though ph34r.gif

Depends if you have a woodshed or not :lol:

My god ! That fookin woodshed record I can not stick it thmbdn.gif

It's a fab stomper when you're pissed though :P

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No way is Scrathey is the worst record ever played. I for one love it :shades:

Don Gardner, My Baby like to Bogaloo, What a cracking Sound how can you not want to dance to it It kicks in from the off and dont let you go till the end laugh.gif

Brayn Hyland , The Joker went wild, You Could'nt get on the dance floor back in its day Not the best record ever played but buy far not the worst

So whats the worst. Well for me its got to be the, Micky Mouse Concerto . I for one will never forgive Soul Sam For this. Its the reason I hate cover ups. It nearly made me give up Northern Soul. It was Utter SHITE

the Joe 90 theme fades into nothing compared to this It at least had a good beat to it.

So Come on Better that if you can. Or Should that be worst that if you can. :lol:

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I don't think I have heard the Mickey Mouse thang and quite honestly I am confident that I am glad I haven't :shades: Please, for all that is good and holy, DON'T post a sound file for I have no desire to even dip my toes in laugh.gif

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Sorry almost off topic but I've found that Jeanette Harper on Soul Stop for you Dan :shades:

great steve ta

i'll swap it for that 'nine times out of ten' you've been badgering me about. i'm not letting the wayne gibson go though - not unless you are prepared to let me have that lindy stevens.

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The two I'll never understand are "Suzy's Seranade" and Roger Collins "Sexy Sugar Plum"

Some of the records mentioned are either out and out 60's pop with a dance beat or Soul that you don't like. "Scratchy" is just plain odd but has something (dunno what-maybe it's just a funny record !)

But "Suzy" and "Sugar Plum" don't work as dancers, pop or soul. They're just horrible.

But the worst still has to be "The Snake". :shades:laugh.gif

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Guest in town Mikey

Kiss my love good bye

This was 'our' record of the weekend one Cleethorpes. My brother doing his Opera Winfrey homegirl routine.

you can kiss my arse goodbye bumba-clot, (Backing - "you go girl")

you can kiss my arse goodbye ("girllllll friend)

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The two I'll never understand are "Suzy's Seranade" and Roger Collins "Sexy Sugar Plum"

Some of the records mentioned are either out and out 60's pop with a dance beat or Soul that you don't like. "Scratchy" is just plain odd but has something (dunno what-maybe it's just a funny record !)

But "Suzy" and "Sugar Plum" don't work as dancers, pop or soul. They're just horrible.

But the worst still has to be "The Snake". :shades:laugh.gif

Suzys Serenade is truly awful. I like Sugar Plum though :lol:

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Guest in town Mikey

Said it before...

Larry Houston

George Hobson

George Lemmons

Mike McDonald

if it had to be just one...hard choice but Larry Houston

:shades:laugh.gif:lol:

Said it many times before Pete.

Backing singers are on some kind of drag delay. Music is pitched too slow, and the lead singers voice is whiney whiney whiney.

Also played to death. Actually was played to death 15 years ago, but they wont put it out of its, and my, misery.

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Playing through some old tapes yesterday and "Shadows and Reflections" by The Lonely Crowde on MGM came on, what a bag of shi*e! How did such a crap record ever get played especially during a time when so many classics were around. Apart from sounds made for the scene is this the worst ever?

PS. This books at £40 issue and £25 dj. How?

BH

ha ha, I believe the instrumental side got played at Wigan to some extent.... I actually love it because I also love the UK (vocal) cover by The Action from 1967 but I would never ever dream of playing either side out at a northern soul night myself, but there ARE worse/less imaginitive/played out to death/over hyped records getting played out every week IMO.....

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In defence of Suzy's Serenade it made more sense as a dancer in the early days of the scene 'cos the style of dancing was slightly different back then. Sexy Sugar Plum also made sense because there was a dance (that I could never master) that folks used to do to that type of record.

Tony

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Police story- has to be the worst record ever!

And second comes " Cats eyes- by Life"

Cats Eyes...I remember that how about from the Torch Judy in disguise-Offenbach on Paula and from early Wigan the theme from the BBC Golf coverage-Chase Side Shoot Up by Brian Bennet and more recently Gayle Adams made me want to vomit.

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Funny thing about 'the snake', its amazing how many teenagers associate this with 'Northern Soul' along with 'the flasher' etc.

Wait a minute, I'm also describing myself 30 years ago!!

Weakspot, Falbala, going to a sharonette go go, reaching for the best, interplay, your magic put a spell on me, f**king doomsday, and best of all bar none YOU SEXY SUGAR PLUM, pure class if you can (could) shift those legs. Cant say at that time stuff like 'its an uphill climb to the bottom' or 'the panic is on' would have got me into the scene.

So have a little mercy with some of the 'crap' as it did do a job even if it has no place on the scene now.

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Funny thing about 'the snake', its amazing how many teenagers associate this with 'Northern Soul' along with 'the flasher' etc.

Wait a minute, I'm also describing myself 30 years ago!!

Weakspot, Falbala, going to a sharonette go go, reaching for the best, interplay, your magic put a spell on me, f**king doomsday, and best of all bar none YOU SEXY SUGAR PLUM, pure class if you can (could) shift those legs. Cant say at that time stuff like 'its an uphill climb to the bottom' or 'the panic is on' would have got me into the scene.

So have a little mercy with some of the 'crap' as it did do a job even if it has no place on the scene now.

If these records were played one after the other, on the Sunday night at Cleethorpes, the floor would be packed.

Its great being into this wonderful varied scene, but sometimes its great just to forget about some of the things that make us like one record or another, and just let our hair down and have a great old time to the songs we loved when we were kids. Althought - Magic put a spell on me, would kill me if I tried to dance to it today :rolleyes:

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here's a few to get the ball rolling

regrettably i can't find my brian hyland (i have got one somewhere) but get an earful of some of this

nb all these tunes are available for sale if any deaf people are listening.

Wigans Chosen Few - Footsee

There really is no excuse. Were they the Rubettes in disguise? Ask him, he's on here. Were you the Rubettes, mate?

Sherries - Put Your Arms Around Me.

If you stop that horrible, pancake-flat catterwauling in my ear, love, I'll consider it. Otherwise, f*** off.

Matt Parsons - Boogaloo Investigator

Soul for Meteors and King Kurt fans.

Billy Ocean - Red Light Spells Danger

Why oh why oh why?

Paul Humphey - Cool Aid

I bought this many moons ago thinking it was Cool Off. Says a lot about me.

Tim Tam and the Turn-Ons - Wait A Minute

Whoever nominated this, good shout. It is worse than Brian Hyland. Can you imagine the state of mind of the DJ who first played this? I mean, really try to get inside his head. What the f*** was he thinking? Who was he, as a matter of fact? I've got a shotgun, I'll get it sorted.

Dean Parrish - I'm On My Way

Stop going on about it Dean...get on your bike. I know it's sacrilege, I like all his other stuff, he's a lovely bloke, wasn't he great at the 100 Club etc etc etc. Always hated all of the fucking '3 before 8' and this, with its horrible guitar, is vomitously bad. Big, pompous, camp, ballady crap for gay soulies. I reckon Winstanley did a deal with the casino owners - play these three and we'll clear them all out sharpish at close of play. Only it backfired on them as the thousands of Wigan freaks, nutted up to the eyeballs on so much gear they'd lost all sense of quality, lapped it all up like devil dogs. Not in my day, Russ.

Ah, that feels better.

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Dan get the cotton wool out of your ears man. The Sherries is great.

Mikey, do you know the story of Astrud Gilberto's Girl From Ipanema?

Picture the scene: a recording studio. The band are there, the studio, the engineers and the producer. But the singer is nowehere to be seen. They're tearing their hair out. It's costing them a bomb. Suddenly someone looks at the secretary sitting there chewing her pen.

'What about Astrud?' says one of them. 'We might as well give her a go.'

'But can she sing?' says someone else.

'I dunno,' says the first bloke, 'but we might as well give it a go. We've got nothing to lose.'

Result: a star is born.

That's what happens when you have a secretary who can sing :rolleyes:

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