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Avast m'hearties.

Arrr,

Gather ye round, for Me have a most gruesome and bone marrow-freezin' tale t' tell 'ee.

Aye.

Aye, thar once was the most terrible gang o' Cut-throats, Brigands and Ner-do-wells, that e'er was on Decks.

Arrr, now this king's men o' Scallwags held a gatherin' for like-minded sorts, and the outcome was t' be more diabolical than first imagined.

It went a little somethin' like this...... Aye, me parrot concurs.

21.00 - 22.00 Arrr, launch o' the Good Ship 'Back Beat' by Cap'n Salty Dog Dutton

22.00 - 23.00 Bosun 'Despicable' Kev Drage takes the Helm (and anything else that isn't nailed down)

23.00 - 23.30 Noisome Miss Nashee wows the crew with her big-uns.

23.00 - 00.00 Captain Pugwash (aka Kev Connellan) of the Good Ship "Doggin" plays with his family Jewels.

00.00 - 00.30 Cabin Boy 'Jolly' Roger Banks entertains the crew with bawdy tales and high seas jinks

00.30 - 01.00 Bob ''Where's My Buccaneers?'' Morris shows us his gems.

01.00 - 01.30 Cap'n Salty Dog Dutton plumbs the depths.

01.30 - 02.00 Teddy "Keelhaul the lot of 'em" Couldstone hunts for buried treasure.

02.00 - 02.30 First Mate "What Shall We Do With The Drunken Sailor" Hoss performs an inebriated Hornpipe

02.30 - 03.00 Bosun 'Despicable' Kev Drage gets his second wind (parp!)

03.00 - 03.30 Noisome Miss Nashee impresses everyone with her booty.

03.30 - 04.00 Captain Pugwash (aka Kev Connellan) of the Good Ship "Doggin" shivvers the timbers.

04.00 - 04.30 Jolly Roger Banks takes a final turn in the barrell.

04.30 - 05.00 Bob "They're Under yer Buckin' Hat" Morris

05.00 - 05.30 Cap'n Salty Dog Dutton tries to keep the ship on course...

05.30 - 06.00 Teddy "Keelhaul the lot of 'em" Couldstone lays gold on t' decks

06.00 - 06.30 Hoss gets that sinking feeling...as were all Scuttled

06.30 - Close The Captain and the First Mate go down with the Ship

Arrr, and as the rats lea'e, the Captain and First Mate finish the last o' the Ships Rum ration and cast off in their din'hies, leaving the Back Beat to drift without a soul on board for well over a month.

Aye, but, they'll be back I tell you, they'll be back, argh!

And that is the scariest part of this little tale.

Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?

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Guest MOLLY

Cant wait for Saturday and to hear Molly's Cyndi Lauper Cover-up

Revenge will be sweet Mr French,only you won't know where or when ! :huh:

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Guest MOLLY

Thursday Bump ! :huh:

IM SO :huh:

Looking forward :P

To Saturday :P

Will be great to see you Bro' and catch up,I think Sat will be a blinder :P

See you sat' mate

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Hope you all have a great time this Saturday in the deepest darkest depths of Middleton.

Yet another nighter I can't make - but then again Andy did say that I live in a time warp, so when I finally jump in my car for the 40 minute drive - I'll not have missed anything as it will still be exactly the same :P:P

Enjoy yourselves......Like I would if I were there :huh::huh:

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Will be great to see you Bro' and catch up,I think Sat will be a blinder :D

See you sat' mate

Young Molly and his bint! :P

Seems like 'kin months since weve all been togever @ Middleton

Cant wait for some major piss takin :P

Hope theve got LARGE supplies of Magners & Bud

See ya @ the Go Go

Browny

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Phew! what with all the excitement in Whitby forgot all about this.....cant wait now, gonna be a cracker again :unsure:

Any one coming up for the first time?

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Guest soul kitten

Phew! what with all the excitement in Whitby forgot all about this.....cant wait now, gonna be a cracker again :unsure:

Any one coming up for the first time?

first time for us looking forward to it :unsure:

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:unsure: .......via Backdoor Tours......

Nice one Martin :unsure: And your coming up in Kens gas guzzeler

first time for us looking forward to it biggrin.gif

One of the best nighters going, sure you'll have a good un biggrin.gif

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Ok been away for 2 days so been offline,just one day to go to another bash at middleton,mr dyson has had to miss sat [just got your message andy av a good un] so obviously we cant have any tom dick or harry steppin into those shoes,so the orwells top man flanny will be joing us for this one,heres the times.

8 30 carol mccarthy

9 30 ged parker

10 30 neil jones

11 30 nige brown

12 30 molly

1 30 carl fortnum

2 30 flanny

3 30 soul sam

4 30 karl rhodes

5 30 bob hinsley

6 30 robbo

I think we should struggle through with that little lot,and there are the other 2 rooms with another 15 djs,record bar booked up as usual allnite bar loads of parking see u tomoz.

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Guest Soulie007

Not going that way,its fukced 40 mph up the M1,did M40 last time,brilliant.......sorry Sian. :thumbsup:

Glad you liked going M40 mate!

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No :thumbsup::thumbsup: ..

Its open at the all niter very early and no need to risk your throat being cut by the North Manchester massive...

Only joking :ohmy: .Ask Mick Howard for local pub guide,he is a member on Soul Source or Mr Winsford soul also...

I could name a few pubs you definitely shouldn't go in ph34r.gif lol,don't know what you mean Mr Cato,we're a friendly bunch in north manchester,anyway must dash, got to run the iron over my new white hooded top :)
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