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This act of violence could be made to seem like a mere kindergarden spat if a rumour that has been circulating for some time comes true.It is said that in the darkest depths of darkestdeepia there is a dance studio,one where folk have been flocking over recent times to learn to do "Northern Soul dancing",it is said the dance instructor has been paid a large sum of wonga to wreck havoc on a certain soul venue,the payoff coming from a rival promoter.Carefully selected dance students  who have displayed the greatest lack of timing,the most brutality and clumsyness have been formed into a squadron of windmill spinners.All of these spinners must have  shown great ability when it comes to spinning off the spot and wobbling off to the side,their arms must demonstrate a wild flapping action ,their gaze centred on their feet oblivious to all around them,attention focused exclusively on their  two feet as they run round in little circles(The modern day spin).

 

On the appointed night a whole squadron of these new to the scene(well new....ish!) will descend on the venue chosen as victim.Each will have logistic support in the form of a  handbag clutching female ready to go to the bar at a moments notice till all members of the squadron are  well "Tanked up",(All the better to make them wobble and crash) then when all is ready they will take to the floor and start to do their thing unleashing a northern soul version of the blitz on the unlucky venue.Glasses will fly out of hands up into the air and tables become up ended as the spinners wobble of the spot and take a sideways trajectory across the floor causing mayhem,bruising and a floor full of smashed glass,it will look like pearl harbour meets wigan casino.Fights breaking out everywhere as the specially selected for their violent personality traits and short tempers,spinners start raining down blows on complaining punters.Yes a group of kamikaze trained spinners designe to cause violent mayhem  could certainly lead to a venue closing down and raise the bar for violence to everest like heights if not nipped in the bud.The answer to stop violence,close down all so called "Northern soul" dance lesson studios and ban piss heads from soul events otherwise watch out for some one wobbling into and on a top of a table you and your pals are sitting around enjoying the music and a verbal soon,not to mention a slap in the back of your head or face as their arms flail around them on the dancefloor.

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This act of violence could be made to seem like a mere kindergarden spat if a rumour that has been circulating for some time comes true.It is said that in the darkest depths of darkestdeepia there is a dance studio,one where folk have been flocking over recent times to learn to do "Northern Soul dancing",it is said the dance instructor has been paid a large sum of wonga to wreck havoc on a certain soul venue,the payoff coming from a rival promoter.Carefully selected dance students  who have displayed the greatest lack of timing,the most brutality and clumsyness have been formed into a squadron of windmill spinners.All of these spinners must have  shown great ability when it comes to spinning off the spot and wobbling off to the side,their arms must demonstrate a wild flapping action ,their gaze centred on their feet oblivious to all around them,attention focused exclusively on their  two feet as they run round in little circles(The modern day spin).

 

On the appointed night a whole squadron of these new to the scene(well new....ish!) will descend on the venue chosen as victim.Each will have logistic support in the form of a  handbag clutching female ready to go to the bar at a moments notice till all members of the squadron are  well "Tanked up",(All the better to make them wobble and crash) then when all is ready they will take to the floor and start to do their thing unleashing a northern soul version of the blitz on the unlucky venue.Glasses will fly out of hands up into the air and tables become up ended as the spinners wobble of the spot and take a sideways trajectory across the floor causing mayhem,bruising and a floor full of smashed glass,it will look like pearl harbour meets wigan casino.Fights breaking out everywhere as the specially selected for their violent personality traits and short tempers,spinners start raining down blows on complaining punters.Yes a group of kamikaze trained spinners designe to cause violent mayhem  could certainly lead to a venue closing down and raise the bar for violence to everest like heights if not nipped in the bud.The answer to stop violence,close down all so called "Northern soul" dance lesson studios and ban piss heads from soul events otherwise watch out for some one wobbling into and on a top of a table you and your pals are sitting around enjoying the music and a verbal soon,not to mention a slap in the back of your head or face as their arms flail around them on the dancefloor.

Sounds like the Spinning Arsehole Squadron....Who Dares Spins.

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Sounds like the Spinning Arsehole Squadron....Who Dares Spins.

Actually Steve bet they they use their arseholes as their  point of axis with every thing they  say do or think revolving round and outwards from  that point!.

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