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RICK SCOTT

John Cooper Clarke-Mad man or sheer genius

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Hes the only person ive ever heard of had a sick note with amphetamine psychosis as the diagnosis , and kept his job!  Heres his most recent i believe, commisioned by plan b for the film ill manors 

 

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2 minutes ago, Spain pete said:

Prefer the last poets , the white man's got a god complex . 🎶:rofl:. THIS IS MADNESS .😱

Last Poets are righteous without a doubt Pete - but I find J C-C makes me laugh out loud - the 'Poet's not so much!

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5 minutes ago, WoodButcher said:

Genius , saw him live numerous times , but only had a camera with me on one occasion , at the "Beat the Blues" festival at Alexandra Palace in June 1980 ... :thumbsup:

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Brilliant Steve!!! So sums up what is Dead right about how the Scene has become today, in a Light Hearted and Jovial Way Of Course, You should get up on the stage and grab the mic at a few more venues like this one and tell it like it is as well as how it should be in the shape of poetry, Go on, you know you want to, though be sure to take some bandages and plasters with you. 😫 

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Seen him three times I think, but only since his return to form in the 90s. In a BBC TV documentary I think he said he'd had writer's block for years after getting clean.   In a radio show with Peter Hook he touched on what a mess he'd been, a low point being when he had half the Velvet Underground crashing with him which was very uncool and unglamorous because of the constant need to obtain drugs. 

He's back now and as good as ever, one of my faves is "it's going to get worse":

"Euthanasia - that sounds good

An alpine neutral neighbourhood

Then back to Britain all dressed in wood"

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Saw him in 2016 in Manchester, brilliant, his updated version of Beasley Street was pure class, not sure if it is on YouTube but his appearance on Countdown was pretty funny. Toss up between Twat and I Married a Monster from Outer Space for my favourite poem mainly because they are easy to recommend to people who don't know him but that changes every time I listen to a cd or read one of his books.

Somewhere I've got an early different version of one of his classics in a Poetry creative writing Fanzine but can't bring to mind which or how different it is ,long time since I read it, I'll search it out and if it is a lot different I'll post it up if anyone's interested.

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 I love the guy , Health Fanatic , Hire car ,    Burnley ,    more recently theres a youtube clip  entitled " the dangers of using computers "   Absolutely Hilarious . ( sorry , will have to learn how to put clips up one day )  Spent an  afternoon with him many years ago . The jokes , friendliness and funny  turn of phrase  are completely natural ,and pretty much none stop. A  lovely, lovely man , The Greatest   Living Salfordian ?  I.m.h.o. yes.

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Very nice that Chris, not seen that before, although have to say there's still got a lot to go at on YouTube,

By the way, did The Fall do Totally Wired in their set, I know it's an old track of theirs which i remember from the J P Radio Show Evenings and still think it is One Funky Tune 😀

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1 hour ago, RICK SCOTT said:

Very nice that Chris, not seen that before, although have to say there's still got a lot to go at on YouTube,

By the way, did The Fall do Totally Wired in their set, I know it's an old track of theirs which i remember from the J P Radio Show Evenings and still think it is One Funky Tune 😀

Hi Rick, it's from a Granada TV special shown around 1987 with loads of brilliant clips of Clash, Fall, Jam, Penetration, Iggy, etc live around Manchester c. 1977, mostly from Tony Wilson shows such as So It Goes - see link below for full programme - hope it copies OK

Saw The Fall a few times but don't recall then doing many of the 'hits' - mostly just MES staggering on with a can of Tennent's Extra. Various mike stands positioned around the stage and he just sang into whichever was nearest. Totally mad but great fun

https://dangerousminds.net/comments/the_best_of_so_it_goes_clash_sex_pistols_iggy_the_fall_joy_division_and_mor

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2 hours ago, Chris Turnbull said:

Hi Rick, it's from a Granada TV special shown around 1987 with loads of brilliant clips of Clash, Fall, Jam, Penetration, Iggy, etc live around Manchester c. 1977, mostly from Tony Wilson shows such as So It Goes - see link below for full programme - hope it copies OK

Saw The Fall a few times but don't recall then doing many of the 'hits' - mostly just MES staggering on with a can of Tennent's Extra. Various mike stands positioned around the stage and he just sang into whichever was nearest. Totally mad but great fun

https://dangerousminds.net/comments/the_best_of_so_it_goes_clash_sex_pistols_iggy_the_fall_joy_division_and_mor

Cheers Chris

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Just saw him here in NYC, stellar night, he's still captivating and totally on the money, plus as funny as f***, definitely recommended if you get the chance.

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Posted (edited)

COME ON STEVE YOU KNOW CAN YOU FINISH THIS OFF:

 

Outside a nighter, Saturday night,

A baggy trousered dickhead asked me for a light........

Edited by soulman

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3 minutes ago, soulman said:

COME ON STEVE YOU KNOW CAN YOU FINISH THIS OFF:

 

Outside a nighter, Saturday night,

A baggy trousered dickhead asked me for a light........

He must have been the thickest f*cker that I had ever met

As I took another drag on my e-cigarette.

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Just now, Steve S 60 said:

He must have been the thickest f*cker that I had ever met

As I took another drag on my e-cigarette.

His missus wore a circle skirt, the fashion was uncanny

In fact it could be said it had more pleats than her f*nny

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OK, just one more from me........

Soul Bags

The anticipation was immense as
I ordered my very first pair of Spencer’s
I can’t describe the utter pleasure
£12.95 for made to measure
Wake me from my reverie
75p for Royal Mail delivery
Or an extra two nicker to get them quicker
I'd jump through hoops for those tunnel loops
And three crown flaps that overlap
On the edge of my seat for the triple pleats
Overwhelming joy for the grey corduroy
My absolute pride in those forty inch wide strides
Forget your straights, zoots or pegs
I want some soul bags around my legs
It'll certainly be my privilege
Messrs R & E Spencer of Sowerby Bridge.

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41 minutes ago, Steve S 60 said:

OK, just one more from me........

Soul Bags

The anticipation was immense as
I ordered my very first pair of Spencer’s
I can’t describe the utter pleasure
£12.95 for made to measure
Wake me from my reverie
75p for Royal Mail delivery
Or an extra two nicker to get them quicker
I'd jump through hoops for those tunnel loops
And three crown flaps that overlap
On the edge of my seat for the triple pleats
Overwhelming joy for the grey corduroy
My absolute pride in those forty inch wide strides
Forget your straights, zoots or pegs
I want some soul bags around my legs
It'll certainly be my privilege
Messrs R & E Spencer of Sowerby Bridge.

Best one I reckon - superb effort, worthy of the great man himself

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On 06/05/2018 at 19:16, Steve S 60 said:

In homage to John Cooper-Clarke, and taking inspiration from the profound statement (in the Rise of the NEW soulie thread) "Original vinyl only my arse"....

 

Original Vinyl Only

 

The glossy flyer proclaimed “Original Vinyl Only”

But when I got inside it was a right old load of pony

The promoter was a fraud, the deejay was a phoney

As he dropped the needle on a booted copy of Hey Sah-Lo-Ney.

 

The glossy flyer also stated “Rare and Underplayed”

If that had been the case, then I might have stayed

I marched up to the deejay and started my tirade

If this is rare and underplayed, then I’m about to piss on your parade.

 

The glossy flyer proudly stated “Talcum Powder Allowed”

When I walked onto the dance floor, I was enveloped in a cloud

I totally disappeared in this sickly smelling shroud

More than enough of the perfumed stuff to make Johnson and Johnson proud.

 

The glossy flyer informed me “8pm ‘til late”

By nine ‘o’ clock the talc and tunes had really started to grate

The glossy flyer had hooked me, and I’d taken the bait

First Friday of every month, now that’s a f*cking date.

Superb

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Posted (edited)

Steve , You are a Poetry Star My Friend, It's a shame JCC Can't get to see Your Poetry on here, I am sure he would be well impressed, Bloody Marvellous.

UK SOUL, pissed myself with yours too as well, it's so bloody true and happens all the time so well done the pair of you!.... Rick

Edited by RICK SCOTT
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17 hours ago, Steve S 60 said:

He says he went to Wigan, the Mecca, Torch and Wheel

Cleethorpes, Morecambe, Stafford, Clifton Hall and Keele

Good stuff there especially liked this couplet 

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After watching some of JCC's videos posted up on here, I now get loads of his stuff intermingled with other suggestions every time I watch anything on YouTube.  I was curious to know what this one was all about......

John Cooper Clarke - Bongo's Trousers.....

 

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Definitely the last one from me, and taking inspiration from the last clip (Bongo's Trousers), while also paying tribute to the reigning World Over 35's Northern Soul Dance Champion....

 

Jon Mo’s Trousers

 

Who made Jon Mo’s trousers, it must have taken a while?

By the time he got them finished, they could have been back in style.

Who made Jon Mo’s trousers?  They must have cost a bomb,

Worth every penny as he wears them with aplomb.

Who made Jon Mo’s trousers, the Eighth Wonder of the World,

They really are magnificent when they are unfurled.

Who made Jon Mo’s trousers, I really am impressed,

They’re back in vogue with leather brogues and patches on your vest.

Who made Jon Mo’s trousers, and can I get a pair?

I’d be the envy of all my mates, everyone would stop and stare.

Who made those baggy britches, those wondrous pantaloons,

Those glorious kecks, those stupendous strides, those gabardine festoons.

Who made Jon Mo’s trousers, they’re just my cup of tea,

If they’re good enough for World Champions, they’re good enough for me.

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