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9 hours ago, PhilT said:

There’s more, much more:

Footballs on pedestals, raffia work, cyclists with cameras, skinny jeans, “our NHS”, naturists, comedy socks / ties, dates in a box, the disappearance of blue three wheelers, whelks, champions leagues for people who aren’t champions / World Series involving teams from one country, camping, foods that smell of fart, KTF / KOKO / shaking thumbs, people obsessed with feckin daft coffee at four quid a pop, man hugs, fly tippers, Liam Gallagher, shark’s eyes, winner stays on, shortbread, East 17, ‘national treasures’, duck eggs and goats cheese, leather waistcoats, sovereign rings, Piers Morgan, ponytails, shit art, guitar solos, huge watches, the Queen’s children, cheap shoes, Big Sam, people who can’t tie a bloody tie, people ruining French chateaus with their ‘creativity’, noisy eaters, flies, turn ups, turnips, nettles, white dog shit, ‘exotic’ tea, record middles that are too big, records with middles, Nigel Farage, vg+ when it’s fooked, Radio 1, talentless twats talking about ‘stand up’ like it’s welding, Klopp’s gnashers, baseball caps, names on coloured football boots, over use of the high hat cymbal, Aussie Aussie Aussie, anyone over 60 in a leather jacket, the word “cool”, driving shoes, the price of sweets in garages.

Focker out.

Sharks eyes ????? Lol , beaut

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Steering wheel covers, especially those sheepskin ones,Huw Edwards' tie and Doctor Who which has become like an indoctrination  of children in political correctness shiny shell suits if they still make them ,pogo sticks, bara brith(sort of Welsh doughy tea bread) toilet ducks ,plaid check  trousers,black and white chequered chefs trousers and public toilets in shops and stores with illustrated signage only because you're never too sure!!!!

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and there's more...........Monogrammed tartan sporrans,crimson silk neckerchiefs,lederhosen(probably the most unflattering item of clothing ever invented),elaborately folded handkerchiefs in the top pocket of blue blazers,heavily patterned flowery ties,the song Sospan Bach,Irish fiddles,clogs,marmite sandwiches,flat pack furniture, management team building sessions,personalised purple slippers and unemptied potties!

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All So Called Smart Gadgets that are supposed Enhance Our Lives, Yea Right! you'll soon need to Down Load An App to Wipe Your Arse, Once you have theses Bloody things you spend all your time having to up date or up grade them otherwise they don't work properly, So Just how lazy are we becoming as a nation, and going round to a mates house and the pompous T**t Has one of those things you talk to and it talks to you (no not the Missus) is coming out with, ***** (Won't Name The Gadget) Turn the lights On/Off Open/Close the Curtains, Turn the heating On, Play my favourite NS Song FW DILYIID,Or what's the weather like outside, open the Feckin' curtains and look you lazy T**t!  

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Postmen who leave your valuable vinyl on the front door step in the pouring rain  or blistering heat when they  can't get a signature. Come on guys we have neighbours 

Edited by speedlimit

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People who buy stuff online rather than drag their lazy arses to an appropriate shop to save their precious time .... and then spend the precious time they've saved repackaging said items for return because it doesn't fit , suit their needs , wrong colour etc , etc ad nauseum ... :dash2:

No wonder the roads are clogged up , mainly with DPD vans with soulless dead-eyed drivers  carting millions of parcels from pillar to post and back again , especially this week ... :facepalm:

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5 minutes ago, WoodButcher said:

People who buy stuff online rather than drag their lazy arses to an appropriate shop to save their precious time .... and then spend the precious time they've saved repackaging said items for return because it doesn't fit , suit their needs , wrong colour etc , etc ad nauseum ... :dash2:

No wonder the roads are clogged up , mainly with DPD vans with soulless dead-eyed drivers  carting millions of parcels from pillar to post and back again , especially this week ... :facepalm:

But you do get to play this......

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Or on the TV And Radio Persons are asked a question and begin the the reply with 'Oh, Yes, Well, I mean' ................ then Finnish it off with 'You know what i mean' If someone asked you a question in a form of a letter or an exam Question you would Not write that down before your reply now would you ? 

Edited by RICK SCOTT
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5 hours ago, RICK SCOTT said:

All So Called Smart Gadgets that are supposed Enhance Our Lives, Yea Right! you'll soon need to Down Load An App to Wipe Your Arse, Once you have theses Bloody things you spend all your time having to up date or up grade them otherwise they don't work properly, So Just how lazy are we becoming as a nation, and going round to a mates house and the pompous T**t Has one of those things you talk to and it talks to you (no not the Missus) is coming out with, ***** (Won't Name The Gadget) Turn the lights On/Off Open/Close the Curtains, Turn the heating On, Play my favourite NS Song FW DILYIID,Or what's the weather like outside, open the Feckin' curtains and look you lazy T**t!  

I'd put the irritating news program 'Click' in Room 101.

Len :thumbsup:

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6 hours ago, Martin Phillips said:

and there's more...........Monogrammed tartan sporrans,crimson silk neckerchiefs,lederhosen(probably the most unflattering item of clothing ever invented),elaborately folded handkerchiefs in the top pocket of blue blazers,heavily patterned flowery ties,the song Sospan Bach,Irish fiddles,clogs,marmite sandwiches,flat pack furniture, management team building sessions,personalised purple slippers and unemptied potties!

I must lead a very sheltered life because I don't tend to come across any of the above on a regular basis.

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1 minute ago, Winsford Soul said:

That's Penrith for you mate. 

Steve 

So there's plenty of folk wearing monogrammed sporrans over their lederhosen whilst playing the irish fiddle and eating marmite sandwiches down your neck of the woods, Steve?  They're a strange lot down in Lancashire.

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5 hours ago, RICK SCOTT said:

All So Called Smart Gadgets that are supposed Enhance Our Lives, Yea Right! you'll soon need to Down Load An App to Wipe Your Arse, Once you have theses Bloody things you spend all your time having to up date or up grade them otherwise they don't work properly, So Just how lazy are we becoming as a nation, and going round to a mates house and the pompous T**t Has one of those things you talk to and it talks to you (no not the Missus) is coming out with, ***** (Won't Name The Gadget) Turn the lights On/Off Open/Close the Curtains, Turn the heating On, Play my favourite NS Song FW DILYIID,Or what's the weather like outside, open the Feckin' curtains and look you lazy T**t!  

You missed out talking smart TV,s

 When I was voice recognition training mine it used to come up with all sorts of weird and wonderful answers, then Google would acknowledge my question by it appearing on the screen   then saying it didn't recognise the question.  It was nearly time to get the remote control back out of room 101

Steve 

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1 minute ago, Steve S 60 said:

So there's plenty of folk wearing monogrammed sporrans over their lederhosen whilst playing the irish fiddle and eating marmite sandwiches down your neck of the woods, Steve?  They're a strange lot down in Lancashire.

Yes mate and that's just the women   You want to see Moston bique . Even the bus drivers call it little Africa. Couldn't even begin to describe the sights there

Steve 

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1 minute ago, LEN said:

:D

A ladder to get Michael McIntyre (and myself also being in there for liking him) out of Room 101.

Another step too far? :huh:

Len :thumbsup:

Couldn't possibly comment Master Leonard ... but I assume you knocked off at lunchtime and have been on the Snowballs all afternoon so I'll scrape up the remains of my festive spirit and give you the benefit this time ... :lol:

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People who routinely use the phrases " Let me stop you there" and " .......if you'll let me finish" because they don't want you to get a word in,Simon Cowell's toupee,all "smart" gadgets....you're not being smart quite the reverse actually those I Pads that are glued to the hands of bank staff as they circulate among their customers,open plan banks if you can find one still open it will look like that.......i'd rather the cashiers/tellers were behind screens with giant monolithic computers.That's far more reassuring than the I-Pad .I mean you may as well say as you're conducting your business transactions" Ok gather round and take a gander at what I'm doing here".,three quarter length shorts and jodhpurs........my sister was always wearing them when she wasn't in dungarees.........and spotted dick!

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The idle sods who can't be bothered to do a quick search themselves but just ask their inane questions online , here , FB etc ... and instead of getting 2,000,000 answers in 0.2 seconds will wait three hours before posting the inevitable    "Anyone ... ?"    as nobody has answered them ... :dash2:

And people who post valuation requests with just an artist/title .... no description , grading , scan or photo (and if a photo's included it's an out of focus pic of a 45 in three sleeves that doesn't even show the vinyl ) and then get arsey when you ask for details ... :face:

And those that get really arsey when you inform them that their £1000.00 record is actually a worthless bootleg , replying that they bought it at the Casino in '78 so it must be the real thing ... :lol:

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37 minutes ago, Martin Phillips said:

People who routinely use the phrases " Let me stop you there" and " .......if you'll let me finish" 

Jeeeeeeze yes! I absolutely hate the influx of "Let me finish"s. Not only is it uncomfortable viewing, but it is so irritating! More so because people use the line when it is not warranted.

Good call!

PPI and 'car accident' phone calls can go in there too.

Mmmm another Snowball I recon :wink:

Len :thumbsup:

 

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T.V. football commentators who feel the need to apologise "if you heard any bad language there"..

a. It's a football match ffs

b. I never hear it 

c. Who exactly are you apologising to, anyway?

 

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Shops and supermarkets displaying/ selling Christmas stuff in  August,  Make it a law should be December only.

Easter eggs at Christmas . Even though I love cream eggs,  which are not the same since they changed the gooey inside a  few years ago. Cadburys bring back the original.  Or risk room 101

Steve 

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