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Room 101 What would you put in it and why?

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On 20/12/2018 at 16:40, Colnago said:

Biscuit wrappers I can’t open without a fucking machete! Add to that cd wrappers , then it clings to your hand when you’ve got it off ffs !

I'm completely with you on the CD wrappers. In fact all sorts of packaging drives me nuts. I ordered some teeny batteries for a lighty uppy Christmas decoration and it took me fifteen minutes to get three of them out of the packaging and THAT includes using a knife and scissors!!   Room 101!!!! 

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2 minutes ago, solidsoul said:

Whos going to buy a hat without needing to see what it looks like on!

Believe me, there's plenty, unless they were deliberately going for the "twat in a hat" look.

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48 minutes ago, Steve S 60 said:

Believe me, there's plenty, unless they were deliberately going for the "twat in a hat" look.

Oi...

Don't call me names! :hatsoff2:

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REMAINERS who can't accept the referendum vote..... Oops sorry, wrong thread. 😎

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5 minutes ago, Tai-Pan said:

REMAINERS who can't accept the referendum vote..... Oops sorry, wrong thread. 😎

Read this half expecting you to nominate Kegsy's thread for room 101!

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Hmmm, tempting but can't do that mate, it's just not cricket...... oh screw it, in he goes!!!  Sshhhhh don't tell him whatever you do!! 😆 👍

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Big knickers

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Tony Blair and his missus

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Just now, Martin Phillips said:

Tony Blair and his missus

......and offspring.

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1 hour ago, Steve S 60 said:

......and offspring.

And cronies

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Barre Chords 🙄 my hands hurt 

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On 19/12/2018 at 09:43, mike said:

2 posts dropped

can we drop the 'political' based posts as we do have a 'serious' forum thats members only and set up for such 

best use that for political discussion and use this one for the not so serious/political

thanks

mike

 

 

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The phrase "My bad". If you mean "My mistake", why not take the extra few milliseconds it takes to type "mistake" instead of giving the impression of a three year old trying to get to grips with the language.

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Following on from the above let's go for every tv show 'americanism' that has managed to float across the water which left half our population sounding like some advert for couch potatoe 'living in amaerica'.

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12 hours ago, Mark S said:

Barre Chords 🙄 my hands hurt 

There's a problem with this for a lot of guitarists who struggle with barre chords when first learning them,Mark.

It's often just a case  too much stiffness and tension that causes this or the playing position the guitar is in so a good tip is to try to relax your wrist and roll it down a little ,you may also find lowering your elbow slightly when your fretting the chords will help too.

Also,don't bother with any of those Gripmaster exercise tools that are supposedly designed for guitarists for developing strength in the fingers as they're not particularly anything special,you'll be much better off just picking up your instrument and playing it on a daily basis to be honest. 

It's always a bit of a slog for more or less everyone when starting out so just take your time and it will become easier and feel more natural to have your hands in those positions the more that you progress with your  playing.

 

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People who clap when the plane lands,what do they expect !

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6 minutes ago, smudger said:

People who clap when the plane lands,what do they expect !

Preferable to people who crap when the plane lands.

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2 hours ago, smudger said:

People who clap when the plane lands,what do they expect !

You’ve obviously never flown Ryanair then!

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The over used word like "LIKE" ..... like. Know what I mean, like?

Just edited, like.

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5 hours ago, Soulsides said:

There's a problem with this for a lot of guitarists who struggle with barre chords when first learning them,Mark.

It's often just a case  too much stiffness and tension that causes this or the playing position the guitar is in so a good tip is to try to relax your wrist and roll it down a little ,you may also find lowering your elbow slightly when your fretting the chords will help too.

Also,don't bother with any of those Gripmaster exercise tools that are supposedly designed for guitarists for developing strength in the fingers as they're not particularly anything special,you'll be much better off just picking up your instrument and playing it on a daily basis to be honest. 

It's always a bit of a slog for more or less everyone when starting out so just take your time and it will become easier and feel more natural to have your hands in those positions the more that you progress with your  playing.

 

Old arthritic fingers I have taken up the guitar a few years ago as therapy it helps and is great fun and I have learned to  adapt chords and shapes .

Just recently have bought a tenor guitar only four strings tuned DGBE that helps a lot also have a slim necked parlour guitar . 

Thanks for the tips though it all helps 

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button up flies on jeans - why?   the modern zip was invented in 1913...

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54 minutes ago, bbrich said:

button up flies on jeans - why?   the modern zip was invented in 1913...

Exactly.

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1 hour ago, bbrich said:

button up flies on jeans - why?   the modern zip was invented in 1913...

Painful childhood memories of catching one's foreskin in a zip fly would answer that one.

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people who moan about irrelevant percieved  inconveniances in theire life when they  belong to  probably the most fortunate generation in history ,living in a very wealthy safe country ..my brother being first to be binned.........

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6 minutes ago, Steve S 60 said:

Painful childhood memories of catching one's foreskin in a zip fly would answer that one.

that memory has just ruined my morning thank you.  

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The person who thought it would be a good idea to park the nose of their 4 x 4 two inches behind my car boot, despite there being dozens of other parking spaces.  It's a supermarket car park.  There's a good chance that people parked there may require access to the boot of their car.

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1 minute ago, Steve S 60 said:

The person who thought it would be a good idea to park the nose of their 4 x 4 two inches behind my car boot, despite there being dozens of other parking spaces.  It's a supermarket car park.  There's a good chance that people parked there may require access to the boot of their car.

Just seen 3 pricks who parked there cars in the middle of two parking spacers. . Wish I would have had a pen and paper,  they would have been left a lovely note on their windscreen. Absolute knobs. Room 101 definitely 

Steve 

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101 threads that attract  predominatley, perhaps exclusively, male contibutors aged beteween 50 and 70 years old ..... and oh no!!!!!!!!!! ive become one of you by posting .....room 101 awaits .....

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certain ex footballer(s) Who are now know it alls Who CAN"T speak the Queens English...Example (Feel Free To Add Your Own) There's Lots of them I can think of, "e edded The BOWL Across the Gowl Area WIV Is Left foot and scored a glorious Gawl

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Award shows of all kinds, celebrity chefs, celebrity mastermind, celebrity masterchef, I'm a celebrity get me out of here, reality TV, give me surreality any day, I like escapism, not dicks pretending to be important.

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2 hours ago, TattooDave said:

Award shows of all kinds, celebrity chefs, celebrity mastermind, celebrity masterchef, I'm a celebrity get me out of here, reality TV, give me surreality any day, I like escapism, not dicks pretending to be important.

Brilliant Dave , new years resolution for 2019 and beyond "Avoid reality " 😀

Dance competitions and the phrase going forward

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2 hours ago, Mark S said:

Brilliant Dave , new years resolution for 2019 and beyond "Avoid reality " 😀

Dance competitions and the phrase going forward

Avoiding reality is a lifestyle I've been working on for years, anyone for Absinthe and mescalin?

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On 23/12/2018 at 15:43, Mark S said:

Old arthritic fingers I have taken up the guitar a few years ago as therapy it helps and is great fun and I have learned to  adapt chords and shapes .

Just recently have bought a tenor guitar only four strings tuned DGBE that helps a lot also have a slim necked parlour guitar . 

Thanks for the tips though it all helps 

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That's Real nice, Didn't know such a thing Existed, Rick 

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Larysa Switlyk with an angry stag.

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1 hour ago, Karen Wheeldon said:

Larysa Switlyk with an angry stag.

Is that some kind of code or newspeak? Me no understand.

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room 101 at xmas -

bad parents who do not clothe or feed their kids, never mind buy them nice presents

drunks who can't behave

partners who abuse their partners

people who refuse to give to charity on 'principle'

sprouts unless covered in garlic and bacon

merry xmas

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16 minutes ago, TattooDave said:

Is that some kind of code or newspeak? Me no understand.

Dave. I think this is the American woman hunter that's been trophy shooting in Scotland,  not sure

Steve 

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29 minutes ago, Winsford Soul said:

Dave. I think this is the American woman hunter that's been trophy shooting in Scotland,  not sure

Steve 

I'm too arseholed to google it, but I hope she dies slowly and very painfully if she is hunting.  There'll come a day soon when someone will take her out, a car bomb, letter bomb or just a baseball bat in a dark alley, I'd like to get a hold of her pepper grinder, she'd wish she'd died quickly if I did.

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10 hours ago, Steve S 60 said:

Painful childhood memories of catching one's foreskin in a zip fly would answer that one.

I kid you not with this, when I was a kid the son of the landlord of the local pub got his foreskin well and truly caught in his zip, it must have been a slack day (no pun intended) when his dad phoned the fire brigade for advice they offered to help, no sooner had the fire engine parked up than us kids were there to see what had happened , no smoke, no hoses, first bloke out of the pub was asked what's happening for us to be told young Johns got his cock caught in his fly. needless to say it was a few days before said young John showed his face though to be fair once he showed us the scars our laughter soon turned to sympathy, I've been very careful ever since that day.

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49 minutes ago, Twoshoes said:

I kid you not with this, when I was a kid the son of the landlord of the local pub got his foreskin well and truly caught in his zip, it must have been a slack day (no pun intended) when his dad phoned the fire brigade for advice they offered to help, no sooner had the fire engine parked up than us kids were there to see what had happened , no smoke, no hoses, first bloke out of the pub was asked what's happening for us to be told young Johns got his cock caught in his fly. needless to say it was a few days before said young John showed his face though to be fair once he showed us the scars our laughter soon turned to sympathy, I've been very careful ever since that day.

Dave.  When I was between women and living at my mate house.  They had a downstairs toilet and whenever we had been out on the lash my mate would stagger to the toilet and just sit down for a pee and fall asleep anyway one night he did this and unbeknown to me the toilet seat was cracked at the front so as my mate sat down the crack opened up,  he fell asleep  then his wife asked me to give her a lift to get him off the toilet,  as we lifted him up the crack closed on his Dick, man did he wake up. We're lifting him up saying higher, higher and he's screaming lower, lower. It was funny as fcuk,  still Laughing about it now 20 odd years later 

Steve 

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In true Grinch spirit any record that begins with a preamble of the singer talking about anything in a very deep and presumably profound way. Get on with it for goodness sake I'm only listening for the music, why do I care what you think about pink tutus on polar bears  😉

Brought on by Troy Keyes - If I Had My Way

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Nine times out of ten I would throw Murial Day in room 101, but the one time .....

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1 hour ago, theothertosspot said:

Nine times out of ten I would throw Murial Day in room 101, but the one time .....

Very good.  🤣

Brings back memories of some people that I've not seen for  40 years 

Steve 

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40 minutes ago, Winsford Soul said:

Very good.  🤣

Brings back memories of some people that I've not seen for  40 years 

Steve 

There could be a very good reason that you haven't seen 'em for 40 years tho'.:g:

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18 minutes ago, jmuir said:

There could be a very good reason that you haven't seen 'em for 40 years tho'.:g:

🤣 🤣

They where girls then and wouldn't know any different . Hat, coat, door Bye :wave:

Steve 

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2 minutes ago, Winsford Soul said:

🤣 🤣

They where girls then and wouldn't know any different . Hat, coat, door Bye :wave:

Steve 

Why bother with the "Bye".....😉

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13 minutes ago, jmuir said:

Why bother with the "Bye".....😉

Because it was going to be my last post for the evening before I go and play out at Bury nighter.  :D

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On 20/12/2018 at 12:29, Martin Phillips said:

The Strictly come dancing contestants,the panel of judges and the presenters and the audience of synchronised clappers!!!

Called 'canned laughter's, an American idea I think

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Indicators on cars, as nobody seems to use them these days ! 

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10 hours ago, Bossfourpart1 said:

Indicators on cars, as nobody seems to use them these days ! 

Only on them bloody German cars matey!😉

Oh & I forgot............. cyclists.😉

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