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Guest woolie mark

i'm getting so excited about prestatyn that i'm likely to peak too soon!

in order to distract my thoughts for a while, thought i'd start a topic on weekender survival tips

here's one to kick off:

always practice safe sex........don't give your real mobile number

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Take it you'll be following your own advice then John :huh:   :sleep3: ....

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I've no choice on Friday Mark, I'm at work!!!!!!!!!!, Can't get over til Saturday :thumbsup:

TAKE SOME EAR PLUGS, THE SEAGULLS ARE VERY LOAD, YOU'LL NEVER GET ANY SLEEP, EVEN IF YOU WANT TO. BETTER STILL TAKE A GUN AND SHOOT THEM ALL !!

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You might say not like Ainsley Steve :huh:   :thumbsup: ....

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I was looking through UK food listings and saw that 'Ainsleys big cock out' was on last thursday night.

It turned out that it was a spelling mistake.

Mind you, you've got to give him credit. A TV chef AND a heavyweight champion boxer :sleep3:

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I've no choice on Friday Mark, I'm at work!!!!!!!!!!, Can't get over til Saturday :sleep3:  

TAKE SOME EAR PLUGS, THE SEAGULLS ARE VERY LOAD, YOU'LL NEVER GET ANY SLEEP, EVEN IF YOU WANT TO.  BETTER STILL TAKE A GUN AND SHOOT THEM ALL !!

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Extra cash for the electric cards,its cold cold cold in them apartments...Find a bit of rough to keep the bed warm.. :thumbsup:

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Karen beat me too it with the slimfast, they have a new one out now with low carb, don't buy that one, since its not actually being used for a diet teehee

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No and don't bother bringing the banana flavour ones as I don't like them :D

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Im booked into a 5* B&B for the weekend, no way could I put up with the cold in those apartments again

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i was wondering what five star were doing these days. they were like a british jackson 5. look how the mighty have fallen.

shane

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Guest in town Mikey

Im booked into a 5* B&B for the weekend, no way could I put up with the cold in those apartments again

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Janine, its Prestatyn

5 star B&B means a chalet at pontins :D

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Trying to go posh are we,you do know that in a 5 star place its the norm to get out of the bath for a number two :D

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BECAUSE ALL THE CHALET BLOCKS LOOK IDENTICAL, WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR CHALET TIE A PEACE OF STRING TO THE CHALET DOOR AND PULL IT ALL THE WAY TO THE FUNCTION AREA. THEN WHEN YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM SIMPLY FOLLOW THE STRING........

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BECAUSE ALL THE CHALET BLOCKS LOOK IDENTICAL, WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR CHALET TIE A PEACE OF STRING TO THE CHALET DOOR AND PULL IT ALL THE WAY TO THE FUNCTION AREA.  THEN WHEN YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM SIMPLY FOLLOW THE STRING........

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If we all do this won't we get in a bit of a tangle :lol::D

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TAKE SOME EAR PLUGS, THE SEAGULLS ARE VERY LOAD, YOU'LL NEVER GET ANY SLEEP, EVEN IF YOU WANT TO. BETTER STILL TAKE A GUN AND SHOOT THEM ALL !!

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EVERY 10 YARDS PUT A LITTLE TAG ON THE STRING WITH YOUR NAME ON,  OR USE A DIFFERENT COLOUR TO EVERYONE ELSE.........

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Could use a trail of breadcrumbs.. as long as you get back before the seagulls get them...

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TAKE SOME EAR PLUGS, THE SEAGULLS ARE VERY LOAD, YOU'LL NEVER GET ANY SLEEP, EVEN IF YOU WANT TO. BETTER STILL TAKE A GUN AND SHOOT THEM ALL !!

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that reminds me of the old caister trick - when it's dark, throw a load of breadcrumbs on top of your pals caravan roof...when it gets light (this time of year about 6am) every seagull in the vicinity will spot the breadcrumbs and descend onto the roof in a feeding frenzy

your pal will be awakened by a sound not disimilar to a thousand hammer drills and probably think it's armageddon time (but without bruce willis to save us)

what a wizard wheeze....cracking jape :P:D:D

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Or take your own Paraffin heater.......Paraffin is cheap way off heating your room :D

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John, I'm getting most confused now.... this is the "All About Soul" section of SS isn't it ????.... and yet there are so many SSCDT members in here at the moment :D ....

Have you all used John's string method to find you way back :P ....

And just think what this'll do to your "bolleaux" ratings :D:D ....

I'll get me coat :lol: ....

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Guest in town Mikey

Or take your own Paraffin heater.......Paraffin is cheap way off heating your room :D

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You could try Andy from Bradford's attempt to warm up his Chalet.

Set the thing on fire and run about shout fcuk repeatedly.

Seemed to warm him up.

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John, I'm getting most confused now.... this is the "All About Soul" section of SS isn't it ????.... and yet there are so many SSCDT members in here at the moment :P ....

Have you all used John's string method to find you way back :lol: ....

And just think what this'll do to your "bolleaux" ratings :D   :D ....

I'll get me coat :D ....

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:D I thought this was SSCDT.......... :D

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that reminds me of the old caister trick - when it's dark, throw a load of breadcrumbs on top of your pals caravan roof...when it gets light (this time of year about 6am) every seagull in the vicinity will spot the breadcrumbs and descend onto the roof in a feeding frenzy

your pal will be awakened by a sound not disimilar to a thousand hammer drills and probably think it's armageddon time (but without bruce willis to save us)

what a wizard wheeze....cracking jape :D:D:P

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:D:D

I heard last year that someone put some wizz on buttered bread and threw it to the gulls.........they were flying all over the place, into windows, round in circles the lot. I of course reported it to the RSPCA upon returning home. :D

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.... and yet there are so many SSCDT members in here at the moment

yes, we do seem to have lured them out...don't they turn to dust in daylight?

only joking, no offence :D

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Maybe everyone should all pile into one chalet, then the body heat will keep everyone warm.......... :lol:

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I've heard about the chalets like that.... :D:P

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