Alan Walls

It's a fair cop, Guv! Damn you pesky kids! Harry - I did the flyer, a time-honoured, no expense incurred felt tip pen jobbie, photocopied at work. I can see how my work can be confused with that of art school graduate Stewart Spence! Derek - you were indeed Mr Fixit, the go between, the mover and shaker: nothing happened in Kennoway without your express say so. I think we managed another 2 nights there, I seem to remember the good ol' boys of the resident Country & Western Club kicking up a fuss with the guv'nor (Larry Monaghan?) about us playing Black music. Have I just imagined that? Definately remember two bawbags in cowboy outfits turning up one night, hoping for a lynching. Like something out of Blazing Saddles! Andy - if you have any more Soul Skeletons in the closet, run them by my solicitor next time, there's a good lad! Good afternoon, Chaps. Long time no see. I've been lurking around these parts for ages, but despite Byrney's prompting, apart from a wee flurry of activity last December I've never really got down to posting. Hopefully this will spur me into meaningful contribution - or talking pish! Trust you're all well, in the pink and tickety boo. Steve says hello, too. Cheers Alan by the way, yes, I still have my records; yes they will be sold (at some point); no, there won't be any bargains! H - last time I saw Peem was briefly at Kerso's 40th. I think he's living in Edinburgh. You know, if his voice gets any quieter I doubt anyone will actually hear anything he ever says!

I certainly am. You too, I trust? (despite Gary Caldwell... ) Still in the same seat at Paradise?

Alright Michael? There's a good chance you heard it on one of your forays through to Fife back in the day...