Some years ago we had a party for Mrs B's birthday ( we'd just finished having the house renovated).
We had Alan Pollard, Graham Slater, Dave Ferguson and a few others playing some tunes and after a few drinks we all got into the dancing spirit.
Out came the talc for the newly polished wood floor. Needless to say I got a bit of a bollocking at the time but as I said to 'er indoors, we can have it polished again. Just had it done 2 weeks ago. Bloody hell, I'd have kept the talc in the tin if I'd known what it was going to cost!!