To cut a long story short:

To have a pop at a group of people 'who don't dance' makes you sound like an uncaring Soul-less tw*t - who dances.

To dance or not to dance? That is not the question.

The answer that has obviously eluded you, is the question.

42!

Now you're just trying TOO hard to be controversial.

It's plain boring, IMO.

Cheers...

Now you're just trying TOO hard to be controversial.

It's plain boring, IMO.

Cheers...

Dante, I never try to be controversial, I just give my view mate...honestly.

I don't need to be an arse, I just get sick to death of message board bullshit.

I have a full and happy life, I don't need to be here, I've been where you are now (Ouch) and just like to show people like yourself that there is light at the end of the tunnel.

By the way I am a qualified counsellor if you need help, just click on:

www.needtogetagrip.com

I'm there for you.

Now you're just trying TOO hard to be controversial.

It's plain boring, IMO.

Cheers...

Actually, lets dissect your view here Dante.

How am I being controversial?

Someone has a pop at people that attend a night that don't dance and make that out to be a bit of a shitter.

How?

Because their whole post is based around 'Im ACE and they're SHIT!'.

Argue that.

You can't.

And if you do buy a fucking big spade, you'll need it.

Nice!

Chuck Jackson and Bettye Lavette - Morecambe '82!

Come on son, you're not looking good here.

Not backing your listless pops up looks poor mate - and I am always the man to point behaviour like yours out.

Most of us lie in the gutter but some of us are looking at the kerb.

Dante, I never try to be controversial, I just give my view mate...honestly.

I don't need to be an arse, I just get sick to death of message board bullshit.

I have a full and happy life, I don't need to be here, I've been where you are now (Ouch) and just like to show people like yourself that there is light at the end of the tunnel.

By the way I am a qualified counsellor if you need help, just click on:

www.needtogetagrip.com

I'm there for you.

Actually, lets dissect your view here Dante.

How am I being controversial?

Someone has a pop at people that attend a night that don't dance and make that out to be a bit of a shitter.

How?

Because their whole post is based around 'Im ACE and they're SHIT!'.

Argue that.

You can't.

And if you do buy a fucking big spade, you'll need it.

You are controversial by:

a) Starting a hole thread that has little to do with soul music just for calling someone a twat...

b ) Posting 4 times in a row just to prove me wrong or make me look ridicoulous. I appreciatte your efforts, by the way, but I can do that by myself...

c) Pretending you can show us the light at the end of the tunnel. Thought that was God's work, or at least a shrink's one. I'm sorry but I have a pretty good one (shrink, that is) and I don't think I could pay you in GBP, so your services won't be needed in that area either, sorry.

Back to your first post: what's the question the has eluded us?

Can you show us the light?

Edited May 3, 200916 yr by Dante

You are controversial by:

a) Starting a hole thread that has little to do with soul music just for calling someone a twat...

B) Posting 4 times in a row just to prove me wrong or make me look ridicoulous. I appreciatte your efforts, by the way, but I can do that by myself...

c) Pretending you can show us the light at the end of the tunnel. Thought that was God's work, or at least a shrink's one. I'm sorry but I have a pretty good one (shrink, that is) and I don't think I could pay you in GBP, so your services won't be needed in that area either, sorry.

Back to your first post: what's the question the has eluded us?

Can you show us the light?

Mate - I can't be arsed, your spade wasn't big enough and unfortunatley for you the ten minutes you took to compile your piss poor reply tells the board more than I need.

Papa Ooh Mow Mow

(And I'll bet you are older then me too - Tssk!)

Mate - I can't be arsed, your spade wasn't big enough and unfortunatley for you the ten minutes you took to compile your piss poor reply tells the board more than I need.

Papa Ooh Mow Mow

(And I'll bet you are older then me too - Tssk!)

Eighteen years old, that's probably why I'm so stupid...

Still waiting for that big illuminating question, though...

Starting a hole thread that has little to do with soul music just for calling someone a twat...

b ) Posting 4 times in a row just to prove me wrong or make me look ridicoulous. I appreciatte your efforts, by the way, but I can do that by myself...

I'm just hi-lighting your heavy-breathed, finger fumbling mistakes here mate.

Your stumbling fingers undermine your lack of cool - slow down.

I think you're ace.

I'm just hi-lighting your heavy-breathed, finger fumbling mistakes here mate.

Your stumbling fingers undermine your lack of cool - slow down.

I think you're ace.

Thanks for that, really. They're not heavy-breathed mistakes, they're genuin mistakes. I don't speak english that well, I'm from Mexico (you can make a couple of tequila or burrito related jokes), so you ARE helping me improve my english...

Thanks for that, really. They're not heavy-breathed mistakes, they're genuin mistakes. I don't speak english that well, I'm from Mexico (you can make a couple of tequila or burrito related jokes), so you ARE helping me improve my english...

that's a good reason Barry, what's yours

It's down to your understanding of real soul as to wether you tick '1' Genius or '10' - Dreary Turd.

Wether is a castrated sheep

Thanks for that, really. They're not heavy-breathed mistakes, they're genuin mistakes. I don't speak english that well, I'm from Mexico (you can make a couple of tequila or burrito related jokes), so you ARE helping me improve my english...

Mate! I do apologise, and I do.

I thought 'Hermanthegerman' was Swedish the other night - don't ask.

I tend to argue on a UK knob level, maybe I should take more notice of where you guys are from before I start.

At heart I respect and love your passion for this/our music and never at any point want to be a twat.

But a twat is a twat and I hope that you will un derstand that as much as I am a British twat you have been as much of a Tijuana one as I have.

Much love.

Your corresponding UK friend

Bazza

(I mean it mate, no problems with me and you in full view of the board x)

Mate! I do apologise, and I do.

I thought 'Hermanthegerman' was Swedish the other night - don't ask.

I tend to argue on a UK knob level, maybe I should take more notice of where you guys are from before I start.

At heart I respect and love your passion for this/our music and never at any point want to be a twat.

But a twat is a twat and I hope that you will un derstand that as much as I am a British twat you have been as much of a Tijuana one as I have.

Much love.

Your corresponding UK friend

Bazza

(I mean it mate, no problems with me and you in full view of the board x)

Barry - 10 points : Dante - 10 points .......... Draw .

Malc Burton

Thanks for that, really. They're not heavy-breathed mistakes, they're genuin mistakes. I don't speak english that well, I'm from Mexico (you can make a couple of tequila or burrito related jokes), so you ARE helping me improve my english...

Enlighten us Dante ........ I would like to hear some , as I do not know any - and I am sure Barry will be hard pressed to think of any .

The only Mexican related joke I know is this - What do you call two Tijuana Firemen ? answer - Hose A and Hose B .

We all need to Ty Karim : life is too short ........

Malc Burton

Edited May 3, 200916 yr by Malc Burton

Barry - 10 points : Dante - 10 points .......... Draw .

Malc Burton

Agreed Malc - give it a rest please, I've deleted one topic, don't particularly want to spend my Sunday morning going though every post with a fine toothcomb.

Your understanding would be appreciated.

Thanks

Nick

Barry - 10 points : Dante - 10 points .......... Draw .

Malc Burton

hey, come on Malc I'm one of the worst spellers there is

surley i can have half a point for knowing 'wether' was spelt wrong, and half a point for knowing what it meant

1 point to me

Agreed Malc - give it a rest please, I've deleted one topic, don't particularly want to spend my Sunday morning going though every post with a fine toothcomb.

Your understanding would be appreciated.

Thanks

Nick

Sorry for the trouble, Nick.

Hope this stops here and we could go back to the really soulful stuff...

MALC!!!

It's not fucking 'Come Dine With Me' mate.

AWWWW!

hey, come on Malc I'm one of the worst spellers there is

surley i can have half a point for knowing 'wether' was spelt wrong, and half a point for knowing what it meant

1 point to me

I did not know what " wether " was , so I am now minus 1 point .

Malc Burton

MALC!!!

It's not fucking 'Come Dine With Me' mate.

AWWWW!

" Come Dine with Me " : That I would love to do - me , you and three others

Malc Burton

" Come Dine with Me " : That I would love to do - me , you and three others

Malc Burton

Malc, the NASA quote:

Boopa:

To cut a long story short:

To have a pop at a group of people 'who don't dance' makes you sound like an uncaring Soul-less tw*t - who dances.

To dance or not to dance? That is not the question.

The answer that has obviously eluded you, is the question.

42!

I don't think anyone on that thread sounded like an uncaring soul less tw*t.

42?

By that are you referring to your age?

If so, what has that got to do with dancing or not dancing?

I don't think anyone on that thread sounded like an uncaring soul less tw*t.

42?

By that are you referring to your age?

If so, what has that got to do with dancing or not dancing?

42 Jumpin' (?) refers to the Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.

It is/was the answer to 'life, the Universe and everything'.

Nothing as sinister as you thought I'm afraid 'Jumpin'.

42 Jumpin' (?) refers to the Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.

It is/was the answer to 'life, the Universe and everything'.

Nothing as sinister as you thought I'm afraid 'Jumpin'.

Ha ha.

Sorry, I am not as well read as you

For the sane lurkers on this forum:

O-H M-Y G-O_D!!

Ha ha.

Sorry, I am not as well read as you

Every buggers read me 'Jumpin', no worries.

(By the way I never read it, I bought the BBC cassettes (stereo) in 1982 - lazy non-reader me).

Every buggers read me 'Jumpin', no worries.

(By the way I never read it, I bought the BBC cassettes (stereo) in 1982 - lazy non-reader me).

Let's go somewhere .

Where did you have in mind ?

Madagascar .

That new club on Dean Street ?

No , it's a country . Off the coast of Africa ..........

Malc Burton

Dean Street

Speaking of 'Fylon Records' (sic -as f***)

I'm off to bed.

Big love to you all, once again it was a task I loved to be involved with.

You'll miss me.

Give my love to yer Mum.

Regards

'Bouncin'

People With A Mis-judged Superiority Complex..., ...who dance!

Barry, I'm not sure if I'm reading this correctly but are you asking me out on a date?

People With A Mis-judged Superiority Complex..., ...who dance!

Barry, I'm not sure if I'm reading this correctly but are you asking me out on a date?

Double funny

People With A Mis-judged Superiority Complex..., ...who dance!

Barry, I'm not sure if I'm reading this correctly but are you asking me out on a date?

simon you spend too much time in the gay bars

bet ye got yer bum pinched a few times last night in those sexy cammo shorts