Bottle of piss from the toilets at the first last nighter at the Casino. Ammonia scented with a hint of Dave Evison and Modernsoulsucks.

In a hand chiselled bottle from Franklin Mint, imagine how good this would look mounted on an original Casino brick, if such a thing ever came on the market.

Guaranteed no Crossover or Modern piss included, for those wiith allergies to that sort of thng.

Caution, may contain substantial traces of illegal substances

bloody hell steve put it in a nuclear reacter quick.

Bottle of piss from the toilets at the first last nighter at the Casino. Ammonia scented with a hint of Dave Evison and Modernsoulsucks.

In a hand chiselled bottle from Franklin Mint, imagine how good this would look mounted on an original Casino brick, if such a thing ever came on the market.

Guaranteed no Crossover or Modern piss included, for those wiith allergies to that sort of thng.

Caution, may contain substantial traces of illegal substances

What about a sale of Modern soul nite memorabilla?.

Genuine (blag) Prada handbag containing original (blag) Jimmy Choo 6" heels and an empty bottle of Blue WKD.

Guaranteed to contain no dinosaur music ( all tracks guaranteed to be hugely over produced and no higher than 50bpm so as you won't spill your above bottle of blue WKD on the dancefloor.

Caution, may contain traces of Channel No 5 (blag)