I need another man to make my life complete. For several years I have had a 7 inch aching gap that needs filling
Obviously I understand that many of you that would be able to help are well into your twilight years and are perhaps no longer at your physical best... and rather than subject you to my uncontrollable laughing and pointing and several years of trauma and valium for me, this need can only be filled by a certain record.
So please, will one of you lovely men make some of my dreams become a reality... Sell me your copy of Annette Poindexter
Or you could always change your will and make sure I am left your copy (M- only please) when you suddenly and unexpectedly have an unfortunate accident and come to an untimely end...
PM, email me (kirstyconnolly @ ntlworld.com) or accost me in person next time you see me
Dear Sirs,
I need another man to make my life complete. For several years I have had a 7 inch aching gap that needs filling
Obviously I understand that many of you that would be able to help are well into your twilight years and are perhaps no longer at your physical best... and rather than subject you to my uncontrollable laughing and pointing and several years of trauma and valium for me, this need can only be filled by a certain record.
So please, will one of you lovely men make some of my dreams become a reality... Sell me your copy of Annette Poindexter
Or you could always change your will and make sure I am left your copy (M- only please) when you suddenly and unexpectedly have an unfortunate accident and come to an untimely end...
PM, email me (kirstyconnolly @ ntlworld.com) or accost me in person next time you see me
thank you xxxx
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