If you are, you could do me a big favour.

PM me please

Thanks

Dave, you can get Bratwursts and Saurkraut from your local deli.... no need lumbering poor German Soulies with your food parcels....

Well its either another Horney Helga mark ll rubber doll from "World of sex"...or ....some cheap tabaco...??

My money is saying that you wore that last Helga doll out...!!

Chris.

Well its either another Horney Helga mark ll rubber doll from "World of sex"...or ....some cheap tabaco...??

My money is saying that you wore that last Helga doll out...!!

Chris.

You're both almost right actually. I need some liquid sweetener (I'm diabetic) which you can only get in Germany, and some cheap tobacco.

I hope you remembered to rinse out the last second hand Horny Helga mark II rubber doll I gave you Chris