Just a bit of light-hearted fun this one, and the 'Look At Your Box' section seemed appropriate

Background:

I went to Cleethorpes this weekend, and was lucky enough to share a caravan at the last minute with Dave Abbott, Karen Crane and Janine Snow. I turned up without anywhere to stay, so thanks for that you guys

On Saturday, after the dinner sessions we went back to the van, and I had a couple of records I wanted to shift because I was skint. I played one and Karen liked it, so we did swopsies.

I got Denise LaSalle - Heartbreaker Of The Year - Crajon.

Or at least I thought that's what I got - I flipped it over to be presented with:

Due the heavy intake of alcohol over the weekend, and my childish sense of humour, I fell about crying with laughter.

I thought it would be a great chat-up line and Karen dared me to try it.

I did try it on Sunday night in the Modern room. I got a slap and when I tried to explain "it's a record" I was told "yeah right" and "filthy b*stard"

As you can imagine, they found it pretty funny when Karen asked me if I had tried the line out.

Can anyone think of any song title double entendres that would work as chat-up lines?

I can't guarantee I'd try them again though

Jamie

*as a footnote, The lady concerned creased with laughter after I presented her with Manships big book of records that I borrowed from a dealer and showed her the track in question. We had a laugh and I bought her a drink. That's for the benefit of anyone concerned at my behaviour

Edited June 15, 200520 yr by Jamie

This thread has gone haywire. It started sensibly, using song titles to chat up birds.

I can only say that some members are born optimists if they think walking up to a bird and saying 'The flasher' or 'She blew a good thing' to her will charm her knickers off. As for 'I'm stuck on my baby'...what kind of chat-up line is that? It might work in Chesterfield Chalky but I wouldn't try it anywhere where women weren't marrying their brothers. It's not really in the same league as 'I'm a British Airways long-haul pilot. Fancy coming to Barbados next week?'

I thought Shane's 'A touch of penis' was in this vein till I imagined saying it with eyebrows raised and ending with a question mark, in a sort of 'if you're in the mood' sort of way, the way you might say 'cup of tea?'...ie 'Touch of penis?'

I can see gene-r's 'Get on your knees' working with some girls but would need to be said with the right amout of confidence and after liquor had been taken (by her). Ted's 'You're on top girl' reminds me a bit of 'Get your coat, you've pulled' but this may reflect his vintage.

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Cheeky bugger the best one is "hi my names (****)remember it you will be screaming it later tonight"

as in 'there he is officer, that's him, ted massey, arrest him!'