Anyone beat this?

Won a pile of 250 singles on december 12th. Seller said they'd pay postage, I told them it would be expensive but they said it was ok. When they find out how much postage is, they ask me to pay $50 towards it, so I did, and then they sent them - by surface mail.

Anyway, package finally turned up today, I eagerly opened it to be confronted by some kind of computer monitor, a crappy old dressing gown and a pair of fluffy slippers. Underneat the address label was the real addressees details - care of a correctional facility in New York state.

Anybody want to buy a pair of slippers???

(the records are lost forever, obviously)

Well, that's had me laughing my gonads off! Everyone at work thinks I've gone stark raving mad!! Loving the "she's no longer at the prison and has no further use for them" bit... wonder why that was!!