Jez Jones

Don't forget put your seatbelt on

Conversation heard in the Snug of the Sneyd Arms Tunstall on a Cold wet November evening between JJ, MB and PD MB--what time are we going in lads. JJ-- I reckon we get in there early doors. PD--Hold on I haven't sorted meself out yet MB-whats the rush -its on all neet. JJ -I know but Beggsy doing an early spot and gonna play a fcukin big un by the Dells--and we gonna need a bit of space to dance to it. PD--oh I've heard of that--yeah best get some dancing in. MB--go on then --lets go--here yer go Paul--Some tw*t sold me these 100 malaria tablets for 8 quid, but they look just like dex. PD-- Go on then give us 15 of them Five minutes after the doors open MB and PD seen dancing to the Dells JJ--Fook me Malc--have yer got any more of those malaria tablets

Friday night spin from hose st. Think mr shadrock of No. 13 was partial to this one good ole 'braces twanger' for him

just digging a touch deeper gents--remember this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f7pkfHbvz0

lets get cooking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx3pLo3JhY0

oh go on then its irresistable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rLDS5C5pWE

Have tracked the mysterious 'femme fatale' down----Gwenne Price Chris Burtons Secretary Photo taken outside the Torch Ballroom in Tunstall with Barmy Barry DJ and members of the Tennesseans group, plus owner of the Torch, Chris Burton, sitting in the car. On the extreme right is Gwenne Price, a secretary for Chris Burton then and who is now my neighbour and good friend

Right then shall set me alarm for that Suprises indeed Although don't think he's had much luck with Barmy Barry

My mate Big Dave has been getting some dancing lessons in ready for the big day (1.00) Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

some of us may need a harness as the over indulgences of the day take their toll You just gotta smile haven't ya

Hey up Pat now special edition oatcakes with Torch design on Naaah it couldn't happen could it

Or sell the fokkers on e-bay

Thats just the sort of stuff they used to sell in C-oats & A-ts. 60's ski wear

Ok then folks a real classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLv3mC-scX4

check this Not enough tickets--so even these lads end up fighting over one

can remenber me mate arriving late one night/morning--nowhere to park so he just dumped/squeezed his ole triumph herald up there. Didn't give a fook

Yes mate--they are just navigating up waterloo rd from hanley . god--dunnit take yer back --no crash hemets

Thats it then --tickets are gone! I feel its.......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjV4gMmg7sA

Phrase of the day --but oh so true gentlemen

Just let me add to that, when we had done we walked back to the square via the 'cobbled alley' at the bottom of the road. First time I had done that--in 36+ years It was always our preferred route when walking to and from the Torch . Anyone remember it? Its still a dingy, seedy alley now--fcukin brilliant!!! Frightening to think of some of the goings on down there

It most certainly will folks..........watch this space. October 24th all roads lead to Tunstall! oh and anyone bringing a discotron to the plaque

I know mate always killer do's at weekenders I made the bad mistake of going work on the Monday--fookin big mistake-was bolloxed. Johnny Dale--I've got to persuade him come the Tunstall do in October yet

Anyway I like a bit of Fred's footwork. How's it going mate. johnny Dale never made it to Prestatyn this year! shall have to have a word --he's slipping

Oi--that floors lasted over 30 years mate Anyway I've just bought her some new decking for the garden hope you like it

As we leave Ryan Hall after midnight with a 'spring' in our step and a 'locker' full of memories Our mind is filled with......