sister dawn

I aint got a clue! will attach in a mo...lol ....

Is this to do with the 'in the mens toilets' conversation had by a n other at cleethorpes where ginger alledgedlly tells someone that there is another issue of the parliaments knocking about?????

MARY CHAPMAN IAN FRANK DEWHIRST GINGER TAYLOR SAM RICK SCOTT JOHN MANSHIP POKE DAVE APPLEYARD DICK JERVIS CHRIS DALTON EDDIE ANTEMES RICK TODD YA CAN TAKE THE GIRL OUT OF CLEETHORPES, BUT YA CANT TAKE CLEETHORPES OUT THE GIRL

be quiet now and just sit in that corner...and always remember its mistress to you

Kirsty me I'd buy matching record boxes to go with my outfit, matching speaker felt, turntable slip mats all matching, wouldnt put any record on that didnt colour code with the first one, so wouldnt have much change from 500 as of course it would all be designer.

Dawny... You girlies just don't understand do you?......Lets be honest here it hardly take a genius to play records that everyone wants to hear and keep a dance floor full all night now does it??. On the other hand it takes years and years of practice to select certain tracks that will clear a full floor quicker than a Vileda Supermop!, have you even the faintest idea how hard it is to tell the paying punters ALL the information on the records label AND at the same time cue the next record?, have you even considered how hard it is to memorise the term.."And here is another one from the Windy City!" These are the reasons why DJ-ing is a complicated and skillfull artform which is best left to those who are most suitably equiped for the job, ie those who own a Penis!.. Your job is to just sit in the corner and look pretty with the odd trip to powder your nose along with your mates.... I hope this helps clear the matter up for you!.. Ah teapot me little teapot how frustrating was that to try and answer on a closed thread but no worries multi tasking as we speak by cut and pasting my little love muscle. . . . . . Us girlies appreciate how very hard it must be for you guys to try and do more than one thing at once, and how it must be really difficult for you to stand in front of all those buttons without pressing every single one to see what they do. But every once in a while we let the weaker of the species have a little play at being grown ups, its not the matrix numbers or the rarest of the rare that gets a floor moving, its not that MR Anal DJ has 1 million and one friends to make it the best soul nite ever, its all to do with ........ are you waiting patiently now.....keep waiting ............ and waiting ....... are you still waiting ............ how do you keep an idiot in suspense??????????? ............. tell ya later

So no one has lobbed the 2nd stone yet then? Or maybe I might have missed a bit of pea gravel...... ( the 1st un is a bit dubious too ) I was sat here wondering to myself, If this would have all kicked off if it had been a bloke that was alledgedlly (and as yet we have had no definate proof) playing boots. Has whatisface who posted originally been back on with concrete evidence yet?????

Can we bring our own tomatoes and eggs so long as we can take a vow to say they are real tomatoes/eggs. The ones from the tesco value range are obviously boots and if we have a signed statement from jamie oliver to say the eggs are free range validating their originality.

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And who is going to 'Police' that option? will we have to take along photographic evidence of the matrix numbers, receipts of buys, or a statement to say we possess the original, if we decided to play a boot instead of the real mc-coy in order to preserve it?

How did you know she was playing 90 per cent boots??? Is there a sublime secret message on the intros on these boots then that says to the collectors among us..."beware this is a boot" and only collectors can hear it?. Or did you stand by this lass then and scrutinised every single track label and matrix number she was playing?

And you be getting on with putting those shelves up!, then cleaning the car! and making sure that everything is as it should be in stereoypical surburbia. You would have probably thought your 9 times was an original hun, but it was more than likely a simon soussan production

ah teapot its derived from corn..... you can have it salty or a sweet the toffee coated one is quite nice ....... but you have to know how to handle the bag first to really get the good stuff up .... the ones still whole at the bottom of the bag didnt really want to be eaten as they were unsure as to if they were worthy or not to make the grade as true popcorn.

no worries from me studmuffin

next time someone books me, can you make sure I have one of these please it will go with my outfit

someone is bound to mention cd's soon

You can have a goldstar

Feckin' Hell thought I was reading bout me for a nano second there!!!! intial of D has a tattoo and a large pair of norks! Female DJ's encroaching on yer patches now boyz? filling the dance floors multi tasking by speaking on the mike, cueing up, playing requests and not talking nads about how much the sacred vinyl is worth and the only copy in existance belongs to you....... this aint a bootleg versus an original debate this is a battle of the sexes .... bring it on boyz us ladies are ready

it is nice to be here I must agree, and I couldn't find Winnie anywhere lol....

Cor blimey...thank feck its back on.... I had to read pooh for days.....

ya cant beat a good bit of shaggin' on the dance floor especially with a backing track such as the featured to do it too ">

trying to free the tight thong that is obviously chaffin' on her piles

HERE'S WISHING EVERYONE ON SOUL SOURCE A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR. LOVE, PEACE AND HAPPINESS. DAWN XXXXXX

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