I have tried hard over many years to give Beach Music the benefit of much doubt. I've even spent a few days in Myrtle Beach shagging, but that's a long story.
Everytime I listen to a record released on the Beach Scene, even by those artists with great soul heritage, I am disappointed to the point of despair. Those that have been played on the rare northern scene from Admiral Ice to Oxford Nights are pretty insipid too.
Okay, the two scenes share a few things in common, not least a love for the music of the past and according to a recent posts they are now even 'covering up' sounds in Carolina. But are the two scenes really that close? I have always found the northern scene 'grittier', more informed, and more passionate about the music.
We are much more obsessive and have a greater number of nutters per hundred. The Beach Scene, by contrast is really a lovers' nostalgia scene for divorcees, and I've given up caring what gets played there. Most of it is gash beyond belief.
If I'm wrong then please help me with the list of great unkowns - especially the hard core rarities that you'd strangle your neighbour to own.
Name one Beacch sound that really touches the soul? One will do.