I`m sure this thread has been done but I canny find it and it had me in kinks of laughter last time and would love to hear a few more of those inspired words of wisdom that our record spinners say.The last time this was up for topic one sourcer listed 5 or 6 things that have been said and what they actually mean.One was ---" And as requested " ( with or without fake name ). Real meaning ----I`ve been dying to play this for ages and even if it doesn`t go down well don`t really matter cause I`m such a kind hearted soul I`ve played it for you.So it`s your fault nobody likes it------Absolutely had me in stitches,cause I`ve said that on the odd occasion.So come on soulies I`d love to hear whether it`s your own wisdom or somebodys elses,remember it`s not a witch hunt just a bit of a laugh.

best

Andy

Can't remember who it was ..... one of the Buzzard DJ's i think ......

"Pablo ..... your mum wants you .... she's outside ......."

funny as fcuk

Joan that was me i'll think you will find, deffo me.....lol

Mark Bicknell.

Just remembered another one ..... and it's poor Pablo again.

At an alldayer ..... god knows where ..... around Milton Keynes maybe ..... Keb said "This one's going out to Pablo ...... "

Pab jumped up and started dancing like the clappers ...... took him at least 20 seconds to realise he was dancing to the Warner Bros cartoon theme ....... absolutely hilarious ..... can't stop laughing now that i've remembered it

Edited January 13, 200619 yr by jumpinjoan

I once did a spot where no one would get up so I made this comment " Excuse me but are you all Dancing in Braile?"

2 people decided to dance to the next record- The funny think was one of the dancers did a spin and fell over the other person!

Guy Hennigan often opens with

' No requests and no f**king prisoners!

Also when we put on the Stafford reunion last year, Guy was on his way from a gig in Portsmouth and he phoned to ask me to leave a sheet of A4 on the decks to be read by all the DJ's on before him

'If you did'nt break it, don't F**king play it!

Joan that was me i'll think you will find, deffo me.....lol

Mark Bicknell.

Thought it was fella ...... very very funny