i'm getting so excited about prestatyn that i'm likely to peak too soon!

in order to distract my thoughts for a while, thought i'd start a topic on weekender survival tips

here's one to kick off:

always practice safe sex........don't give your real mobile number

Edited February 28, 200520 yr by woolie mark

i'm getting so excited about prestatyn that i'm likely to peak too soon!

in order to distract my thoughts for a while, thought i'd start a topic on weekender survival tips

here's one to kick off:

always practice safe sex........don't give your real mobile number

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DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH ON FRIDAY NIGHT !!!!!!!!, ENJOY SATURDAY & SUNDAY ASWELL.........

take some fruit with you to avoid constipation

remember - a healthy colon keeps you rollin'

DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH ON FRIDAY NIGHT !!!!!!!!, ENJOY SATURDAY & SUNDAY ASWELL.........

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Take it you'll be following your own advice then John ....

Slimfast

Dont share a chalet with my brother. :angry:

All come over to our place for hot meals,i am gonna be the camp cook(not camp like Ainsley)and make sure the kiddies get a good meal inside them before they enter the dark world..

Another tip..Stay out of the way if John May is washing up

All come over to our place for hot meals,i am gonna be the camp cook(not camp like Ainsley)and make sure the kiddies get a good meal inside them before they enter the dark world..

Another tip..Stay out of the way if John May is washing up  

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You might say not like Ainsley Steve ....

Take it you'll be following your own advice then John   ....

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I've no choice on Friday Mark, I'm at work!!!!!!!!!!, Can't get over til Saturday

TAKE SOME EAR PLUGS, THE SEAGULLS ARE VERY LOAD, YOU'LL NEVER GET ANY SLEEP, EVEN IF YOU WANT TO. BETTER STILL TAKE A GUN AND SHOOT THEM ALL !!

Another tip..Stay out of the way if John May is washing up  

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Yes last year I cut my finger while washing up, I had to go to Rhyl A+E, to have it cleaned and patched up.......

DON'T PUT SHARP KNIVES IN THE WASHING UP BOWL......

You might say not like Ainsley Steve   ....

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I was looking through UK food listings and saw that 'Ainsleys big cock out' was on last thursday night.

It turned out that it was a spelling mistake.

Mind you, you've got to give him credit. A TV chef AND a heavyweight champion boxer

I've no choice on Friday Mark, I'm at work!!!!!!!!!!, Can't get over til Saturday  

TAKE SOME EAR PLUGS, THE SEAGULLS ARE VERY LOAD, YOU'LL NEVER GET ANY SLEEP, EVEN IF YOU WANT TO.  BETTER STILL TAKE A GUN AND SHOOT THEM ALL !!

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Extra cash for the electric cards,its cold cold cold in them apartments...Find a bit of rough to keep the bed warm..

Karen beat me too it with the slimfast, they have a new one out now with low carb, don't buy that one, since its not actually being used for a diet teehee

Im booked into a 5* B&B for the weekend, no way could I put up with the cold in those apartments again

... Find a bit of rough to keep the bed warm..

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Stevie, Im surprised at you!

Karen beat me too it with the slimfast, they have a new one out now with low carb, don't buy that one, since its not actually being used for a diet teehee

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No and don't bother bringing the banana flavour ones as I don't like them

Extra cash for the electric cards,its cold cold cold in them apartments...Find a bit of rough to keep the bed warm..

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Better still set fire to the apartment...............

Stevie, Im surprised at you! 

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But us boys aren't are we Steve ....

Better still set fire to the apartment...............

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John you will give the SSCDT a bad name

John you will give the SSCDT a bad name   

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Im booked into a 5* B&B for the weekend, no way could I put up with the cold in those apartments again

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i was wondering what five star were doing these days. they were like a british jackson 5. look how the mighty have fallen.

shane

Im booked into a 5* B&B for the weekend, no way could I put up with the cold in those apartments again

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Trying to go posh are we,you do know that in a 5 star place its the norm to get out of the bath for a number two

Im booked into a 5* B&B for the weekend, no way could I put up with the cold in those apartments again

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Janine, its Prestatyn

5 star B&B means a chalet at pontins

oh trust me its very nice stayed there last year too, big fluffy dressing gowns and most importantly HEAT in the room

Trying to go posh are we,you do know that in a 5 star place its the norm to get out of the bath for a number two

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BECAUSE ALL THE CHALET BLOCKS LOOK IDENTICAL, WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR CHALET TIE A PEACE OF STRING TO THE CHALET DOOR AND PULL IT ALL THE WAY TO THE FUNCTION AREA. THEN WHEN YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM SIMPLY FOLLOW THE STRING........

BECAUSE ALL THE CHALET BLOCKS LOOK IDENTICAL, WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR CHALET TIE A PEACE OF STRING TO THE CHALET DOOR AND PULL IT ALL THE WAY TO THE FUNCTION AREA.  THEN WHEN YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM SIMPLY FOLLOW THE STRING........

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If we all do this won't we get in a bit of a tangle

TAKE SOME EAR PLUGS, THE SEAGULLS ARE VERY LOAD, YOU'LL NEVER GET ANY SLEEP, EVEN IF YOU WANT TO. BETTER STILL TAKE A GUN AND SHOOT THEM ALL !!

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If we all do this won't we get in a bit of a tangle   

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EVERY 10 YARDS PUT A LITTLE TAG ON THE STRING WITH YOUR NAME ON, OR USE A DIFFERENT COLOUR TO EVERYONE ELSE.........

EVERY 10 YARDS PUT A LITTLE TAG ON THE STRING WITH YOUR NAME ON,  OR USE A DIFFERENT COLOUR TO EVERYONE ELSE.........

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Could use a trail of breadcrumbs.. as long as you get back before the seagulls get them...

oh trust me its very nice stayed there last year too, big fluffy dressing gowns and most importantly HEAT in the room

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Or take your own Paraffin heater.......Paraffin is cheap way off heating your room

TAKE SOME EAR PLUGS, THE SEAGULLS ARE VERY LOAD, YOU'LL NEVER GET ANY SLEEP, EVEN IF YOU WANT TO. BETTER STILL TAKE A GUN AND SHOOT THEM ALL !!

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that reminds me of the old caister trick - when it's dark, throw a load of breadcrumbs on top of your pals caravan roof...when it gets light (this time of year about 6am) every seagull in the vicinity will spot the breadcrumbs and descend onto the roof in a feeding frenzy

your pal will be awakened by a sound not disimilar to a thousand hammer drills and probably think it's armageddon time (but without bruce willis to save us)

what a wizard wheeze....cracking jape

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Or take your own Paraffin heater.......Paraffin is cheap way off heating your room

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John, I'm getting most confused now.... this is the "All About Soul" section of SS isn't it ????.... and yet there are so many SSCDT members in here at the moment ....

Have you all used John's string method to find you way back ....

And just think what this'll do to your "bolleaux" ratings ....

I'll get me coat ....

Or take your own Paraffin heater.......Paraffin is cheap way off heating your room

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You could try Andy from Bradford's attempt to warm up his Chalet.

Set the thing on fire and run about shout fcuk repeatedly.

Seemed to warm him up.

John, I'm getting most confused now.... this is the "All About Soul" section of SS isn't it ????.... and yet there are so many SSCDT members in here at the moment ....

Have you all used John's string method to find you way back ....

And just think what this'll do to your "bolleaux" ratings   ....

I'll get me coat ....

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I thought this was SSCDT..........

And just think what this'll do to your "bolleaux" ratings   ....

I'll get me coat ....

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Oh my god Good point, I better skidaddle

that reminds me of the old caister trick - when it's dark, throw a load of breadcrumbs on top of your pals caravan roof...when it gets light (this time of year about 6am) every seagull in the vicinity will spot the breadcrumbs and descend onto the roof in a feeding frenzy

your pal will be awakened by a sound not disimilar to a thousand hammer drills and probably think it's armageddon time (but without bruce willis to save us)

what a wizard wheeze....cracking jape

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I heard last year that someone put some wizz on buttered bread and threw it to the gulls.........they were flying all over the place, into windows, round in circles the lot. I of course reported it to the RSPCA upon returning home.

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Take a jumper...

check out the weather Friday night -9 (bbc weather)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?id=2502

.... and yet there are so many SSCDT members in here at the moment

yes, we do seem to have lured them out...don't they turn to dust in daylight?

only joking, no offence

Take a jumper...

check out the weather Friday night -9 (bbc weather)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?id=2502

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Maybe everyone should all pile into one chalet, then the body heat will keep everyone warm..........

I thought this was SSCDT..........

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So did I for a minute ....

yes, we do seem to have lured them out...don't they turn to dust in daylight?

Ooooooh. You are going to regret that Mark.

yes, we do seem to have lured them out...don't they turn to dust in daylight?

only joking, no offence

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I've got the curtains shut.......

Oh my god  Good point, I better skidaddle 

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Glad to be of service Karen .... I was wondering there for a minute or two myself .... thought I'd better point it out to you ....

Maybe everyone should all pile into one chalet, then the body heat will keep everyone warm..........

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I've heard about the chalets like that....

I've heard about the chalets like that....   

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i'll bring the fruit bowl (to put the car keys in)

Take a jumper...

check out the weather Friday night -9 (bbc weather)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?id=2502

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F***ing Hell!!!

F***ing Hell!!!

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Not too bad Tont that just means we will have to stay in the warmth of the dancehall.

Heard about them,you invented them : :lol:Hope you find what you are looking for

Heard about them,you invented them   : :lol:Hope you find what you are looking for    

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You will get me a reputation!!!!

Wanna keep warm..Tell little Richard that the apartment is full of English...He will send the boys round to torch the place

Come home to a real fire,buy a cottage in Wales..