Went to a local Motown night on Saturday, and as usual after some refreshment decided to sweat it out on the dancefloor, only to find it was deep in blood sweat and tears making it impossible to dance other than the old two step reserved for handbaggers and geriatrics.

Spoilt the night.

No talc in sight either.

Should venues have a dancefloor quality rating???

Ed

remember some years ago at Crackers in Gloucester the floor had been relaid or resurfaced or some such thing, and it wasn't really ready.

But the event went ahead and the floor was more than tacky, it was positively sticky, talcum powder made it worse. By the end of the night i don't think there was any dancefloor left and everyone left on platform soles with layers of the floor attached to their shoes!

Ha! I was there that night. It was mad. The club owners had varnished the dancefloor and the varnish was still sticky. It was a mess. Absolutely nuts. Hilarious. Not sure Leon saw it quite that way................