Some people are just determined to ensure they have no friends.

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Edited March 22, 200520 yr by Godzilla

So funny though, if anyone wanted to assassinate James on here they only have to ask for material to use against him, I got loads for the right price

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Yeah but you're a blackmailer not a grass

PS. and your little brother is a horsenapper so that evens things up

Edited March 22, 200520 yr by alison

Yeah but you're a blackmailer not a grass 

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Janine wouldn't dare release those photos, because I still have the picture of Blodwyn in a gimp mask. Not sure if I should post it up (unless I'm forced to), because some church goers may find it offensive.

I like a bloke with passion but the use of that word goes against my church background Take it easy on the wording James but never back down and fight you're corner...Is that southern word CANT ok???

The only time Dave as seen a church is when he took the lead off the roof   

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Thanks for that, Monsignor!

Have you "fenced" the last lot yet?

Not sure if I should post it up (unless I'm forced to), because some church goers may find it offensive.

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Doesn't matter - aparently they are all on the roof nicking the lead.

No way mate, I'm not aiming it at Shane or anyone, it's a total generalisation based on my experiences over the last 8 or 9 years.  I don't come on these forums and have pops at anyone and if it was construed as that, then before people like Dave steam in and have another pop at me, then I'll apologise.  I was only attempting to explain where the term originated and the reasoning behind it.

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Why would I have a "pop at you" when I had previously agreed with what you said?

It's really very simple all this regarding 'Cover Up's' why bother, if a record is firstly good and of a quality play it for what it is, if it's rare then that's a bonus, don't try to be a clever CAN'T because often you will be found out, Cover Up's have been part of the scene since the year dot often the practice of well read, well informed DJ's and collectors who know their subject inside out, it's all about keeping a tune exclusive to them for as long as they can.

I've never really been into this practice because at sometime the true details are often found out pretty quickly so what's the point, it's all a bit silly really. If it floats your boat and keeps the music up to a quality and a standard then that of course is a good thing.

I welcome the new tunes with open arms and we should all embrace the true inovators of this scene, the guys who are more than one step ahead of the game, this scene and it's music is often looked at through rose tinted glasses, pulled apart and it's getting to the stage that we have constant agro like this and to be honest this thred has shocked me, James played me a unissued Detroit thing down the phone recently which blew my socks off, totally awesome and not known to me and i suspect not known to others, James has a passion for the music and we need people like him to help carry on this wonderful scene, i really can't comment on the Funk scene as i know nothing about it, only to say thet i know Keb Darge is a major player on the Funk scene and if he conducts his Funk buisiness as he did when he was a major 60's newies DJ Stafford period then i can understand that the collecting side and passion for Funk is no different to that of Northern Keb could not do it any other way it's in his blood to push the music into another level.

James is a good buddy of mine and i know it's not his intention to upset or offend as he does that enough with those shirts, he has commitment, dedication and passion for what he does and in time he will become a regular top name on the Northern scene as a DJ, he's about quality tunes enough said.

Regards - Mark Bicknell.

James is a good buddy of mine and i know it's not his intention to upset or offend as he does that enough with those shirts, he has commitment, dedication and passion for what he does and in time he will become a regular top name on the Northern scene as a DJ, he's about quality tunes enough said.

Regards - Mark Bicknell.

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Yeah but he's still a CAN'T

I can think of a few worse CANT'S than James out there who have nothing to do with Cover Up's, Funk, loud shirts, Baggies etc.

Regards - Mark Bicknell.

You invented that didn't you?  On KTF, a couple of years back. 

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Yes. 

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Oh you grass Smithy i was waiting for the right moment to drop him in it and you pipped me at the post there

Yeah but he's still a CAN'T       

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a can't or a cant?

The only thing that has shocked me on this thread is the constant schlaging off of my shirts. What's wrong with you people, don't you have any taste?

Don't take the people who started this thread too seriosly, and certainly don't take the funk message board on face value (if you ever dare to venture on there), as it has a long tradition of canting each other off. So if you don't understand it, it could seem a little offensive especially if you are a church goers.

Edited March 22, 200520 yr by James Trouble

The only thing that has shocked me on this thread is the constant schlaging off of my shirts. What's wrong with you people, don't you have any taste?

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Obviously not Out of interest, where DO you buy them ?

I can think of a few worse CANT'S than James out there who have nothing to do with Cover Up's, Funk, loud shirts, Baggies etc.

Regards - Mark Bicknell.

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Those poor old West Brom fans. Suffering on the pitch, and now they are slated, along with loud shirts and cover-ups

and certainly don't take the funk message board on face value (if you ever dare to venture on there), as it has a long tradition of canting each other off. So if you don't understand it, it could seem a little offensive especially if you are a church goers.

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You should have warned us earlier

Steve has had an attack of the vapours again!

Ok James sorry about the shirt comment.... You CANT!

Regards - Mark Bicknell.

Obviously not        Out of interest, where DO you buy them ?

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My nan changes her curtains reguarly. She's a very good seemstress. Although she had a fall yesterday and cracked a couple of her ribs (she's 80+), so I may not any new ones for a while, because she can't walk about about, let alone make me up new shirts.

I can think of a few worse CANT'S than James out there who have nothing to do with Cover Up's, Funk, loud shirts, Baggies etc.

Regards - Mark Bicknell.

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True enough, with James what you see is what you get and you really can't fault that

Inigo Troutkin

Only thing is that what you see is Trouble

Can anyone confirm the exact meaning of 'norman soul'?

I have seen it mentioned on here a few times. Obviously it is derogatory.

Shane

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First person I heard using the term was a girl called Karen Saville in the early 70Ts. I kinda thought it was cute, and have used it since in reviews etc. Don't think it was ever meant to offend, just a little wordplay

Winnie:-)

Ask Aunty Karen to knit you a few James

Is this what its like being in the RKSDVT thingy?

Look at all the people watching this thread.

its like a who's who, of people who have fekk all to do at work

Is this what its like being in the RKSDVT thingy?

Look at all the people watching this thread.

its like a who's who, of people who have fekk all to do at work

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You speak for yourself, Gibbs

I'm on lunch

Jamie

Is this what its like being in the RKSDVT thingy?

Look at all the people watching this thread.

its like a who's who, of people who have fekk all to do at work

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You're right!

That's touched my conscience Mike....I'm off.

Is this what its like being in the RKSDVT thingy?

Look at all the people watching this thread.

its like a who's who, of people who have fekk all to do at work

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The Plinston thread is yesterdays news and tomorrow James will be just another soul boy, not offending anyone, going to church, and wearing eye boggling shirts.

Edited March 22, 200520 yr by alison

Is this what its like being in the RKSDVT thingy?

Look at all the people watching this thread.

its like a who's who, of people who have fekk all to do at work

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Since I started joining in on this board through the day my bloody peripheral vision's about shot through constant use keeping one eye open for my boss walking in!!

27 people reading this topic!!!! Hilarious James i think you ought to change your name again, i think MUD would be appropriate this time Jimmy Mud well your name will be mud on here after all this

Ok James sorry about the shirt comment.... You CANT!

Regards - Mark Bicknell.

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That's better. And cant is an affectionate term where I'm from, so thank you very much. You cant!

The Plinston thread is yesterdays news      and tomorrow James will be just another soul boy, not offending anyone, going to church, and wearing eye boggling shirts.

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Quite right Ali, I mean in all honesty, can anyone take what JT says on a funk message board with a total of 17 members, who probably all wear silly shirts seriously?

Winnie:-)

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Quite right Ali, I mean in all honesty, can anyone take what JT says on a funk message board with a total of 17 members, who probably all wear silly shirts seriously?

Winnie:-)

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Excuse me i'm a member of that forum and i'm not allowed any silly shirts anymore although i can honestly say that i do still own one of dubious credibility

27 people reading this topic!!!! Hilarious James i think you ought to change your name again, i think MUD would be appropriate this time Jimmy Mud well your name will be mud on here after all this

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lol. 27 people on this topic. That's ten more people than are members on the funk message board.

Im not offended by the word, please click on this photo 

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Some, not all

That's better. And cant is an affectionate term where I'm from, so thank you very much. You cant!

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Just want to point out that 'cant' should really only be used by Londoners, cos in the hands of outsiders (essex and the like) it really gets bast*rdised by the bumpkin twang they attach.

For proper usage go to www.urafackincant.com .......it has soundclips so the unitiated can improve their accents

Winnie:-)

Excuse me i'm a member of that forum and i'm not allowed any silly shirts anymore although i can honestly say that i do still own one of dubious credibility   

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Not anymore. Thanks for reminding me Just popped it in the post to James.

Excuse me i'm a member of that forum and i'm not allowed any silly shirts anymore although i can honestly say that i do still own one of dubious credibility   

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You've only said that to get respect from the funk 'massive' What about them funny plastic sandals the 'funksters' used to wear, bet they're still in evidence at your weekenders

Actually does anyone on here go to the funk weekenders....are there people there, bimbling about in hawaian shirts, peg leg trousers etc reliving their youth in the 'Devils Den'

Winnie:-)

Not anymore. Thanks for reminding me    Just popped it in the post to James.

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I'll look forward to that Alison. Although I'm guessing it will be a little bit wide for my frame.

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Actually does anyone on here go to the funk weekenders....are there people there, bimbling about in hawaian shirts, peg leg trousers etc reliving their youth in the 'Devils Den'

Winnie:-)

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No, but has anybody seen that advert of the telly for the CD set "Greatest 80's Soul Weekender". They do some really groovy dancing on that, I can tell you

No,  but has anybody seen that advert of the telly for the  CD set "Greatest 80's Soul Weekender". They do some really groovy dancing on that, I can tell you 

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Is that the one that Rob Messer is in?

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Is that the one that Rob Messer is in?

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Dunno, has he grown a mullet, applied shiny gel to his perm and bought himself some white pegs ?

lol. 27 people on this topic.

Not anymore.

Not now its all gone fluffy bunny :angry:

Dunno, has he grown a mullet, applied shiny gel to his perm and bought himself some white pegs ?

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Now that made me laugh JT, if you're really gonna cut it on the funk scene, get yourself some 'soul glo', dude

Winnie:-)

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Now that made me laugh JT, if you're really gonna cut it on the funk scene, get yourself some 'soul glo', dude

Winnie:-)

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wat's soul glo?

oh, if you would like to understand the importance of the word c-u-n-t on the funk message board it might be worth clicking here: https://www.fryer-mantis.co.uk/modules.php?...iewtopic&t=2697

Can anyone confirm the exact meaning of 'norman soul'?

I have seen it mentioned on here a few times. Obviously it is derogatory.

Shane

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Sure it wasnt a spelling mistake and should be normal soul?!

wots all this talk about church? i say:

whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed Genesis 9:6

wat's soul glo?

oh, if you would like to understand the importance of the word c-u-n-t on the funk message board it might be worth clicking here: https://www.fryer-mantis.co.uk/modules.php?...iewtopic&t=2697

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soul glo makes your afro shine

Shane

soul glo makes your afro shine 

Shane

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Does it work on mullets as well? Or is that "Norman Soul Glo"?

Does it work on mullets as well? Or is that "Norman Soul Glo"?

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I use pork pie jelly on my mullet. Gotta be a wigan pie though.

Shane

wots all this talk about church?  i say:

whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed Genesis 9:6

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How are you, you zealot?

wat's soul glo?

oh, if you would like to understand the importance of the word c-*-n-t on the funk message board it might be worth clicking here: https://www.fryer-mantis.co.uk/modules.php?...iewtopic&t=2697

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Read it James, and think I totally understand now....

The words Cu*t and funk scene do seem synonomous

Winnie:-)

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The words Cu*t and funk scene do seem synonomous   

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been my thinking all along.

Ever since I went to a night in Brum in the early 80s and it kicked off, with a load of them coming upstairs into 'our' room and taking the michael.

No, no fighting. But a lot of women do find the C word very offensive.

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Do men find pr*ck offencive,proberly so will be cutting the c-word now .Ken

been my thinking all along.

Ever since I went to a night in Brum in the early 80s and it kicked off, with a load of them coming upstairs into 'our' room and taking the michael.

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And now they are coming into 'your' clubs and taking the micheal! ha ha. What ever next?

Do men find pr*ck offencive,proberly  so will be cutting the c-word now  .Ken

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Probably, but not me, missus calls me a pr*ck so many times, immature pr*ck, selfish pr*ck, thoughtless pr*ck, empty headed pr*ck the list is countless. But its when she calls me a thick pr*ck that its a compliment, know what i mean, maybe......maybe not