While we were travelling to a niter recently in the Price family bus, we started dreaming up theme tunes to match our occupations, triggered by 'Wash and wear love' for Freckles as he has a dry cleaning business .

I work in HR so got 'Job opening', Justin's a painter so he got 'Paint yourself in the corner', chef Tommy Hall got 'Double cookin', Lucy in the NBC newsroom got 'Headline news', Julia who works for a young person's charity got Marvin's 'Save the children'. We were a bit stuck for Angela who's an expatriate tax specialist, but I'm sure someone can come up with something...

So, give us a giggle and let's hear yours.

Tommy T & The Targets - Sales Pitch - BIG R.

Working in publishing sales & internet hosting, this would be apt.

I'm a service administrator and international co-ordinator, any ideas?!

While we were travelling to a niter recently in the Price family bus, we started dreaming up theme tunes to match our occupations, triggered by 'Wash and wear love' for Freckles as he has a dry cleaning business .

I work in HR so got 'Job opening', Justin's a painter so he got 'Paint yourself in the corner', chef Tommy Hall got 'Double cookin', Lucy in the NBC newsroom got 'Headline news', Julia who works for a young person's charity got Marvin's 'Save the children'. We were a bit stuck for Angela who's an expatriate tax specialist, but I'm sure someone can come up with something...

So, give us a giggle and let's hear yours.

Angela's has to be Detroit City Limits - Ninety Eight Cents Plus Tax

I'm a service administrator and international co-ordinator, any ideas?!

I think Zoot Money & The Big Roll Band just about have that covered.

Big Time Operator!

https://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zKt8YAgTTqE

I'm a service administrator and international co-ordinator, any ideas?!

New Wanderers - Let Me Render My Service

Mary Wells - The Doctor (Work for the General Medical Council)

Ronnie McNeir "Sitting in my class" (I'm a teacher) and I think the Falcons did a tune called "The Teacher"?!?

Edited December 15, 200816 yr by Delasoul

Colin Anscomb's an accident lawyer so he said he'll have 'Hit and Run'

Perkin puts the in-flight entertainment films onto the planes at Heathrow. Any ideas?

What about you Mr Rimmer - A House Is Not A Home?

Me - Unemployed - Smokey Robinson & Miracles - Got a job....or the remix 'Gizza job'

Anyone in the clergy?

Johnnie Taylor-Jesus is a Soul Man-Stax

Anyone in the clergy?

Johnnie Taylor-Jesus is a Soul Man-Stax

There's the very Reverend Martin Adams from Wareham in Dorset of course. Alright Marty?

Ronnie McNeir "Sitting in my class" (I'm a teacher) and I think the Falcons did a tune called "The Teacher"?!?

Ooh i love that song!

As a Painter myself, i drift from job to job........so The Drifter for me

ktf mal

Midnight Brew for me as I make beer for a living.

Tough job I know, but somebody has to do it.

I work in accounts so for me it would probably be

The Drifters - You Gotta Pay Your Dues

anybody a Prison Warden........I can't turn you loose

ktf mal

Me - Unemployed - Smokey Robinson & Miracles - Got a job....or the remix 'Gizza job'

But are you happy that way or looking for Something New To Do?

Debbie Ward in Eastbourne is a travel agent - 'Booking Up Baby', Topics?

Any estate agents - 'House For Sale'? or jewellers 'The Gold Of My Life'?

one for any soldiers or security guards

falcons- standing on guard

One for our sailor boy Russ Vickers - 'Smooth Sailing' The Temptations?

Any Spiritualist..................................There's A Ghost In My House

ktf mal

Fraud Squad? Just Can't Trust Nobody

Hypnotherapists? You're going to wake up wiser baby...

Astronaut......................In Orbit

ktf mal

I`m a Postman what tune could i have???

chris

I`m a Postman what tune could i have???

chris

Ain't no sole left in these old shoes

Ain't no sole left in these old shoes

Good one.

chris

As a Painter myself, i drift from job to job........so The Drifter for me

ktf mal

I am a decorator myself so...............I second that emulsion ! ok i know its crap but its all i could think of.

hi

i am a painter+decorator

but retired now livin abroad

and im

behind a painted smile

sid

I'm a plasterer so mines easy - any remix

Me - Unemployed - Smokey Robinson & Miracles - Got a job....or the remix 'Gizza job'

but theres always a "job opening" somewhere,

hi pete 60

how about

spreadin honey

scotts on swingers anyone!!!,

sorry to lower the tone already,

i work for a newspaper so its headline news for me,

done a bit of signwriting so i could have ,,,,,,handwriting on the wall

I`m a Postman what tune could i have???

chris

Ooh, you're easy Chris, ooer matron!

'Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours'

Or for this time of year, maybe 'The Cold Letter' by the Soul Shakers, ha ha.

I am a decorator myself so...............I second that emulsion ! ok i know its crap but its all i could think of.

Sadly that made both me and Justin laugh. Apart from being international super housewife and sometime HR director, I have to do all his decorating quotations and invoicing...

Blimey, every bugger's a decorator on here. 'I could paint a picture' R B Hudmon?

Edited December 18, 200816 yr by theresa

done a bit of signwriting so i could have ,,,,,,handwriting on the wall

Brother Jack McDuff - 'Gonna Hang Me Up A Sign' if you like a bit of funky Hammond...

Brother Jack McDuff - 'Gonna Hang Me Up A Sign' if you like a bit of funky Hammond...

i work in a mental hospital so i would have bobby womack" so many sides of you " dam those schizos

Bookies - 'Ten To One'

Car Booters - 'Packin' Up'

Masochists - 'Hurt'

Gamblers - I Don't Like To Lose'

The Invisible Man - 'I'm Gone'

Suicide cases - 'No Second Chance'

Suicide Bombers - 'Come See What's Left Of Me'

Insomniacs - 'Sleepless Nights'

Agrophobics - 'The Outside World'

Paranoid Schizophrenics - 'Suspicion'

Rectal fixators - 'What's That On Your Finger'

Mutes - 'You Didn't Say A Word'

Chocolate Lovers - 'Breakaway'

Christopher Reeve - The Abseiling Years - 'Catch Me I'm Falling'

Jeremy Beadle - 'Lend A Hand'

Pyromaniacs - 'My World Is On Fire'

Opticians - 'Looky Looky'

Voyeurs - 'I Can See Him Making Love To You'

Roy Keane - 'I Walked Away'

Robinson Crusoe - 'Washed Ashore'

Parkinsonian cases - 'Can't Get Over These....errrr!'

Bookies - 'Ten To One'

Car Booters - 'Packin' Up'

Masochists - 'Hurt'

Gamblers - I Don't Like To Lose'

The Invisible Man - 'I'm Gone'

Suicide cases - 'No Second Chance'

Suicide Bombers - 'Come See What's Left Of Me'

Insomniacs - 'Sleepless Nights'

Agrophobics - 'The Outside World'

Paranoid Schizophrenics - 'Suspicion'

Rectal fixators - 'What's That On Your Finger'

Mutes - 'You Didn't Say A Word'

Chocolate Lovers - 'Breakaway'

Christopher Reeve - The Abseiling Years - 'Catch Me I'm Falling'

Jeremy Beadle - 'Lend A Hand'

Pyromaniacs - 'My World Is On Fire'

Opticians - 'Looky Looky'

Voyeurs - 'I Can See Him Making Love To You'

Roy Keane - 'I Walked Away'

Robinson Crusoe - 'Washed Ashore'

Parkinsonian cases - 'Can't Get Over These....errrr!'

Taj Mahal - Tears On My Pilau

Stanley Unwin - Inky Dinky Wang Dang Doo

Malc Burton

Edited December 18, 200816 yr by Malc Burton

Mine would be.......deTERMINATION - Dean Parrish as I'm a Termite Technician.

KTF

Baz

While we were travelling to a niter recently in the Price family bus, we started dreaming up theme tunes to match our occupations, triggered by 'Wash and wear love' for Freckles as he has a dry cleaning business .

I work in HR so got 'Job opening', Justin's a painter so he got 'Paint yourself in the corner', chef Tommy Hall got 'Double cookin', Lucy in the NBC newsroom got 'Headline news', Julia who works for a young person's charity got Marvin's 'Save the children'. We were a bit stuck for Angela who's an expatriate tax specialist, but I'm sure someone can come up with something...

So, give us a giggle and let's hear yours.

Suicide Bombers - 'Come See What's Left Of Me'

Jeremy Beadle - 'Lend A Hand'

Bookies - 'Ten To One'

Car Booters - 'Packin' Up'

Masochists - 'Hurt'

Gamblers - I Don't Like To Lose'

The Invisible Man - 'I'm Gone'

Suicide cases - 'No Second Chance'

Suicide Bombers - 'Come See What's Left Of Me'

Insomniacs - 'Sleepless Nights'

Agrophobics - 'The Outside World'

Paranoid Schizophrenics - 'Suspicion'

Rectal fixators - 'What's That On Your Finger'

Mutes - 'You Didn't Say A Word'

Chocolate Lovers - 'Breakaway'

Christopher Reeve - The Abseiling Years - 'Catch Me I'm Falling'

Jeremy Beadle - 'Lend A Hand'

Pyromaniacs - 'My World Is On Fire'

Opticians - 'Looky Looky'

Voyeurs - 'I Can See Him Making Love To You'

Roy Keane - 'I Walked Away'

Robinson Crusoe - 'Washed Ashore'

Parkinsonian cases - 'Can't Get Over These....errrr!'

Spat my cereal out and inhaled some up my nose by mistake laughing at those

Registrars - 'What's Your Name?'

Patrick Moore - 'Another Star'

Gigolos - 'One-Nighter'

Parole Officers - 'Please Give Me One More Chance'

Paedophiles - 'Touching In The Dark'

Sat Nav Manufacturers - 'Got To Find A Way To Find You'

Jesters - 'Don't Wanna Be A Fool'

Turnip Farmers - 'Hard Row To Hoe' (One-eyed Pete from Lincoln really was a turnip picker - where's he these days? Top spinner)

Big Issue Sellers - 'Begging You'

Olympic Athletes - 'Running Back & Forth'

Private Detectives - 'Is She In Your Town?'

Buddhists & Hindus - 'You Only Live Twice'

Comedians - 'Go On And Laugh'

Mountain Rescue Squads - 'Hold On Help Is On The Way'

Executioners - 'Nothing Can Help You Now'

Therapists - 'Are You Angry?'

Weather Forecasters - 'Date With The Rain' or 'Stormy'

Bank Account Tracers - 'You Don't Know Where Your Interest Lies'

Station Announcers - 'Come On Train'

Prostitutes - 'She Blew A Good Thing'

Witches - 'Dust My Broom'

Paediatricians - 'What's Wrong With Me Baby?'

Amnesiacs - 'What Happened To Yesterday?'

Exhibitionists - 'Look At Me Now'

Statisticians - 'Nine Times Out Of Ten'

Lottery Sellers - 'Not A Chance In A Million'

Casting Agents - 'The Way You've Been Acting Lately'

Muggers - 'Hand It Over'

Not forgetting that other anthem for paranoiacs 'They're Talking About Me'

anybody a Prison Warden........I can't turn you loose

ktf mal

Or 'Don't turn me loose - Newbeats

I`m a Postman what tune could i have???

chris

Postman Pat, lol, Sorry Chris couldn't resist it

No job and destitute - beggin

Faith healer - believe it or not

Con artist - call me a wrong man

Crap bomb diffuser - Dynamite exploded

Philosopher - got to be a reason

Cardiographer - heartaches and pain

Magpie Presenter - How

Detective - I caught you in a lie

Seismologist - I feel the earth move / Landslide

Desperate for a job - I'll do anything?

Celebrity impersonator - Some other guy

pretty lame but I am bored with too much time on my hands...

A Game / Zoo keeper - Afternoon of the Rhino

A relate councilor - It's the end of our love

A Cobbler - Ain't no sole left in these old shoes

A toy manufacturer - Just like a yo-yo

A Carpenter / Joyner - If I was a carpenter

Bobby Bland - These Hands (Small but mighty) if you work at a Hospital sperm bank..

Any Jackie Beavers Track for a Gynaecolgist..

Some blinders there lads, I was gutted that me Temaze had kicked in and I had to leave the tread where I did last night.

You could go on forever - please do.

A Game / Zoo keeper - Afternoon of the Rhino

A relate councilor - It's the end of our love

A Cobbler - Ain't no sole left in these old shoes

A toy manufacturer - Just like a yo-yo

A Carpenter / Joyner - If I was a carpenter

A Boxer - First round knock out !

A Model - Ooh pretty lady

A Jockey - The Gallop