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Won a pile of 250 singles on december 12th. Seller said they'd pay postage, I told them it would be expensive but they said it was ok. When they find out how much postage is, they ask me to pay $50 towards it, so I did, and then they sent them - by surface mail.

Anyway, package finally turned up today, I eagerly opened it to be confronted by some kind of computer monitor, a crappy old dressing gown and a pair of fluffy slippers. Underneat the address label was the real addressees details - care of a correctional facility in New York state.

Anybody want to buy a pair of slippers??? yes.gif

(the records are lost forever, obviously)

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:ohmy:yes.gif:D Gret story Pete! Makes my 'Gwen Owens' rip-off seem mild! Cheered me up no end yes.gif

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are you gonna bother emailing the seller? yes.gif

hope you're not too miffed...

What colour are the slippers Pete ?

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What colour are the slippers Pete ?

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The slippers are dark brown and they match the dressing gown!

Were they wrapped in a nappy?

Anyone beat this?

Won a pile of 250 singles on december 12th.  Seller said they'd pay postage, I told them it would be expensive but they said it was ok.  When they find out how much postage is, they ask me to pay $50 towards it, so I did, and then they sent them - by surface mail.

Anyway, package finally turned up today, I eagerly opened it to be confronted by some kind of computer monitor, a crappy old dressing gown and a pair of fluffy slippers.  Underneat the address label was the real addressees details - care of a correctional facility in New York state.

Anybody want to buy a pair of slippers???  yes.gif

(the records are lost forever, obviously)

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WHAT SIZE ARE THE SLIPPERS? smile.gif

Anyone beat this?

Won a pile of 250 singles on december 12th.  Seller said they'd pay postage, I told them it would be expensive but they said it was ok.  When they find out how much postage is, they ask me to pay $50 towards it, so I did, and then they sent them - by surface mail.

Anyway, package finally turned up today, I eagerly opened it to be confronted by some kind of computer monitor, a crappy old dressing gown and a pair of fluffy slippers.  Underneat the address label was the real addressees details - care of a correctional facility in New York state.

Anybody want to buy a pair of slippers???  yes.gif

(the records are lost forever, obviously)

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Sounds like a dowry to me, you've just become someones beeiiitch smile.gif

perhaps it's the new dance ware for allnighters, Pete??? Can just imagine a dance floor full of serious dancers dressed in slippers and dressing gowns..............................the mind boggles..............!!!

Carl.

Pete,

Great story :ohmy:yes.gif , but on a more serious note it must be an inside job yes.gif

Garv.

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On closer inspection it turns out that the 'monitor' is actually a tv!

I'm going to send you all a picture of me wearing the gown and slippers, pointing at the tv yes.gif

On closer inspection it turns out that the 'monitor' is actually a tv!

I'm going to send you all a picture of me wearing the gown and slippers, pointing at the tv  smile.gif

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Like a scene from One Flew Over The Cukoos Nest. yes.gif

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Like a scene from One Flew Over The Cukoos Nest. yes.gif

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Well the cnut who sent it me obviously had a lobotomy!

perhaps it's the new dance ware for allnighters, Pete??? Can just imagine a dance floor full of serious dancers dressed in slippers and dressing gowns..............................the mind boggles..............!!!

Carl.

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Only a matter of time yes.gif

perhaps it's the new dance ware for allnighters, Pete??? Can just imagine a dance floor full of serious dancers dressed in slippers and dressing gowns..............................the mind boggles..............!!!

Carl.

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give it a couple more years yes.gifsmile.gif

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give it a couple more years  yes.gif   :ohmy:

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Great minds Winnie, great minds ............ yes.gif

On closer inspection it turns out that the 'monitor' is actually a tv!

Transvestite ?

Wash that dressing gown Pete ! yes.gif

because of the average age of soulies in about 10/20 years it may be the dress code for the oldies room !!!!

no more Saturday nights it will be Sundays 5pm till 7.30pm with dressing gowns and slippers, already for when we get back to the nursing homes..

because of the average age of soulies in about 10/20 years it may be the dress code for the oldies room !!!!

no more Saturday nights it will be Sundays 5pm till 7.30pm with dressing gowns and slippers, already for when we get back to the nursing homes..

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Settling down on a Saturday evening to watch Dale Winton present 'Strictly Come Northern'.

Judged by Russ W, Ian Levine, (who fight over who actually started the scene) Trickster(for technical suggestions) and Mick Hucknell, who never actually went but turns up on Soul progs all the time.

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Hey it gets better - the state correctional facility at Muncy, where this should have gone, is a death row unit!

Imagine being on dead row, and getting a box of soul singles and no record player...

a box of soul singles and no record player...

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Oh my god you have a sick and twisted imagination.... :shhh:not_i.gif:yes:

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Not only is it a death row, it's a womens only prison. I just rang them up, no reply :shhh:

they couldn't come to the phone, there probly peeling a load of labels off a pile of old records looking for drugs :shhh:

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they couldn't come to the phone, there probly peeling a load of labels off a pile of old records looking for drugs :shhh:

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The drugs are in the pocket of the dressing gown :yes::yes:

I'm going to send you all a picture of me wearing the gown and slippers

And here it is !

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That was taken when I wasn't looking, bastard  :yes:

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:shhh:

Pete hats off to you this has got to be the funniest topic on here...

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Pete Smith smiled to himself as he admired his new dressing gown in the mirror....'this'll have the ladies gagging for it' he thought out loud

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nice 3/4 length... looking good, not only the ladies, if you don't mind me saying.... :shhh: i'll pm you

Pete, youve grown hair!

Pete, youve grown hair!

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and a different face :shhh:

The wonders of cosmetic surgury :yes:

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Pete, youve grown hair!

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That's a side effect of taking e's, you want to watch it, it works in reverse for women :shhh:

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and a different face  :shhh:

The wonders of cosmetic surgury  :yes:

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the wonders of not being able to spell surgery :yes:

And here it is !

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Fcukin hell.... the bastard's grown a bit :yes: .... he's now 3'6".... almost a "metre" :yes: .... he'll be thinking he "can have a go" at someone now :yes: ....

That was taken when I wasn't looking, bastard  :yes:

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Gotta catch you in your "true likeness" Pete :shhh::P .... can't have people thinking ought else wink.gif:yes: ....

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I finally got through to the correctionasl facility in Muncy and spoke to their mail department who said they had not got my records (!) and that Kimberley Burkins (the prisoner who sent the tv and dressing gown and slippers) was "no longer an inmate there" and had probably given these items away as she didn't have any use for them anymore :yes::shhh::yes:

"got some good news and some bad news...the bad news is, you're gonna die, the good news is, we've found a buyer for your dressing gown and slippers" :yes:

this topic has had me glued ,funniest one ive come across ,and i could keep up with it ha ha.brill :huh:

and i can feel him "slippering" away....oohhhoo..............!!!

i don't think re-naming Bobby Blands track to "Slippers" would do it for me.............................?!!?!! :wicked:whistling.gif

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Did I mention that the actual records turned up?

And they were utter shite?

I think I'll send them back and keep the dressing gown and slippers!

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I love the photo Ritchie sent up with the woman in prison, if you blow it up she's got a box of records in her cell :rolleyes::P

perhaps it's the new dance ware for allnighters, Pete??? Can just imagine a dance floor full of serious dancers dressed in slippers and dressing gowns..............................the mind boggles..............!!!

Carl.

So instead of a sleep over

it would be............. A Dance over!

Be careful with this guy, remember he monitered you first :rolleyes:

:rolleyes::wicked::yes:

See ! Oldies are always the best !

Remember p****** myself at this first time around, the bit where he found she was no longer on death row was just classic !

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