Following on from the Les Dawson thread, and Tony Smiths cheese fetish?. What in everyones opinion was the cheesiest sound played on the scene. I'll start off with Sammy Davis Junior "You Can Count On Me"

Following on from the Les Dawson thread, and Tony Smiths cheese fetish?. What in everyones opinion was the cheesiest sound played on the scene.  I'll start off with Sammy Davis Junior "You Can Count On Me" 

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nothin` cheese there then,nothin` like rubberneckin for you ?top cheese!!!.backdoor 100club

Are you talking cheese like

Velvellettes - these things will keep me loving you?

Which is an absolutely gorgeous song. but may have a hint of cheddar about it.

Are you talking cheese like

Velvellettes - these things will keep me loving you?

Which is an absolutely gorgeous song. but may have a hint of cheddar about it.

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No blue sharks for us,on grand prix,best version,one for you rare cheese buffs,what do think?t smith.backdoor 100club ps can on rare-cheese scene beat that(rarety)

No blue sharks for us,on grand prix,best version,one for you rare cheese buffs,what do think?t smith.backdoor 100club  ps can on rare-cheese scene beat that(rarety)

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Roger Hatcher - Sweetest girl in the world. Max Cheese. By the way Ken, did you go to Sale after I left you in Bolton?

I think the Artist name wins in the Fromage stakes, although the track does have a certain whiff.

Mickey Moonshine - Name It You Got It - Decca

(I personally think it's a blinding dancer!!!)

Jamie

I don't get what you mean about the Roger Hatcher record. What's cheesy about this 45 in this context? To me it's a more than competent soul record. Light, melodic, but with a great vocal by Hatcher, a more than capable soul stylist.

The other side is a tremendous ballad, with Roger's keening falsetto vocal wringing every ounce of sincerity out of a meaningful lyric. I sometimes wonder if we're all listening to the same records, and I'm not kidding either.

Frankie and Johnny's 'I'll Hold You'! Oh, god the smell of it!

Sammy Davis, Jr. definitely takes it!

But here's some top cheese to me:

"Can't Live This Way" Barnaby Bye-I've had the demo 45 for years, but I recently found this LP at a thrift store on my lunch break.

"Wall to Wall Heartaches" Bobby Jason (has a "huggy-nes" quality)

"Don't Pity Me" Sue Lynne (great backup singers on this one)

"Love's the Only Answer" Kelly Garrett-anyone ever notice the drummer on this song? My God! So fantastic!

Frankie and Johnny (already mentioned) LOVE this one too. Brilliant! Brilliant! Brilliant!

I absolutely LOVE these songs!

KTF

Jas

Er... no contest on this one:

"And by the way, did you bring your guitar?"

Er... no contest on this one:

"And by the way, did you bring your guitar?"

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I think we have a winner.

Top Cheese Dayo

Following on from the Les Dawson thread, and Tony Smiths cheese fetish?. What in everyones opinion was the cheesiest sound played on the scene.

Gorgonzola award goes to....

Lucky Charms "Tied to your heart" yukkkkkk

always had me running for the exit doors.....

Edited February 2, 200520 yr by Awake 502

Er... no contest on this one:

"And by the way, did you bring your guitar?"

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Good one Dayo, but on the version by the Essex didn't they change it to "Transistor Radio", or have I lost more brain cells than I thought?

I think we have a winner.

Top Cheese Dayo

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last few choices off the plot,as the allmost all classic sounds(oldies)allmost all still get played!no problem?ive got one for you?the prystines,the sound of music,yes!how`s it go tea for two,played this at barnsley once filled the the dance floor,backdoor 100club

Eh up Kenny old lad!

Would that be the Danish Blue Sharks you've a liking for?

Diamond Cheezers inc.

Lovelace "variety performance" Watkins

Cletus Marland

Samantha Jones and Sue Lynn I've always thought more big top trapeze type efforts though both are tainted with queso.

MOUSIE AND THE TRAPPS?

EMMENTAL TAYLOR?

RICCOTTA TEMPLE-THAT CHEESE AND RENNET

SLICED(WITH)TOMATOES

THE ONION SONG

ROBERT WALKERS - STICKS WITH CHEESE

MUSLIN SHUFFLE

DAIRY LEE DAVID-TEMPTATIONS JUST A NOGGIN AWAY

PICKLE MY FEET - KENNY BARNYARD

WEDGE YOU BELEIVE

IM SO GRATEFUL

THE 3 CHEESES ON SWANS NECK FAT

BUITONI BASIL

TONY BLACKBURN

THE DIP

THE PHILLY FRESIAN

ARIBA'IANS

WHEY OVER THERE-EDWINA

WILSON PICKLE-MUSTARD AND SALAD

B-A-B-Y (BELL)

LEON HAYWOODE

CHURN YOUR LOVELIGHT ON

BOURGIE, BOURGIE

SAVORY BROWN-TASTE AND TRY BEFORE YOU BUY

CRACKER BARREL HOUSE WOMAN

LOVE IS A TRAP-CLEVELAND RINDLESS

THE SAINTS(IVEL)

GORDYSOLA

BAH-THATS STRONG-MOUSETOWN

TOM AND JERRY-O

CURD THIS BE LOVE

THE HIGH KILOS-LIVING A BRIE

EDDIE GLOUSTER-I NEVER PHEW

MOST FROM NEW JERSEYS

DIPPED,DYED AND TANGY

CHEESE,CHEESE,CHEESE-H.P. BROWN

BUTTER ME UP ON CRACKERJACK

HANK JACOBS

I CHEDDER HELD ON JUST A LITLE TIGHTER

HONEY AND THE BRIE'S

KING ERRISON GORGANS-ZOLA

CATHEDERALS(CITY)

CHURNING MY HARD CHEESE UP

SOMETHING BLUE TO CHEW

ITS FETA

FETA LATE THAN NEVER

A TOASTIE TO THE LADY

ELLA CHEESE

THE CHEASER

ITS GOT TO BE MELLOW-LEON HAYWOODE

LORRAINE CHANDLER & BILL BRANSTON

FROMARGIE HENDRYX

IM SLOWLY MOULDING

THE DELI-CATESSENS

BABY DO THE CAERPHILLY DOG

IKE AND CHESSY TURNER

THE RUMENATIONS

THE THIRD(STOMACH)

THERE'S A CURD IN MY SOUP

CAMMY AND BURT

DON GARNISH-

I STILTON CARE- GERBIL MURREY-HAMSTER

ALL RARE BITS THESE

SOUPY SALES

LARRY STALES ON (BLACK)DIAMOND

(COVERED AS VICTURE MATURE

CHISTINE CUPRE

LESTER YOUNG(ISH)

WALLNAT HALL-BRIE

DERRICK (GLAM)MORGAN

WINE AND CHEESE PARTY FOR BABY

YOU TUC ME IN

CHEESY .

MOUSIE AND THE TRAPPS?

EMMENTAL TAYLOR?

RICCOTTA TEMPLE-THAT CHEESE AND RENNET

SLICED(WITH)TOMATOES

THE ONION SONG

ROBERT WALKERS - STICKS WITH CHEESE

MUSLIN SHUFFLE

DAIRY LEE DAVID-TEMPTATIONS JUST A NOGGIN AWAY

PICKLE MY FEET  - KENNY BARNYARD

WEDGE YOU BELEIVE

IM SO GRATEFUL

THE 3 CHEESES ON SWANS NECK FAT

BUITONI BASIL

TONY BLACKBURN

THE DIP

THE PHILLY FRESIAN

ARIBA'IANS

WHEY OVER THERE-EDWINA

WILSON PICKLE-MUSTARD AND SALAD

B-A-B-Y (BELL)

LEON HAYWOODE

CHURN YOUR LOVELIGHT ON

BOURGIE, BOURGIE

SAVORY BROWN-TASTE AND TRY BEFORE YOU BUY

CRACKER BARREL HOUSE WOMAN

LOVE IS A TRAP-CLEVELAND RINDLESS

THE SAINTS(IVEL)

GORDYSOLA

BAH-THATS STRONG-MOUSETOWN

TOM AND JERRY-O

CURD THIS BE LOVE

THE HIGH KILOS-LIVING A BRIE

EDDIE GLOUSTER-I NEVER PHEW

MOST FROM NEW JERSEYS

DIPPED,DYED AND TANGY

CHEESE,CHEESE,CHEESE-H.P. BROWN

BUTTER ME UP ON CRACKERJACK

HANK JACOBS

I CHEDDER HELD ON JUST A LITLE TIGHTER

HONEY AND THE BRIE'S

KING ERRISON GORGANS-ZOLA

CATHEDERALS(CITY)

CHURNING MY HARD CHEESE UP

SOMETHING BLUE TO CHEW

ITS FETA

FETA LATE THAN NEVER

A TOASTIE TO THE LADY

ELLA CHEESE

THE CHEASER

ITS GOT TO BE MELLOW-LEON HAYWOODE

LORRAINE CHANDLER & BILL BRANSTON

FROMARGIE HENDRYX

IM SLOWLY MOULDING

THE DELI-CATESSENS

BABY DO THE CAERPHILLY DOG

IKE AND CHESSY TURNER

THE RUMENATIONS

THE THIRD(STOMACH)

THERE'S A CURD IN MY SOUP

CAMMY AND BURT

DON GARNISH-

I STILTON CARE- GERBIL MURREY-HAMSTER

ALL RARE BITS THESE

SOUPY SALES

LARRY STALES ON (BLACK)DIAMOND

(COVERED AS VICTURE MATURE

CHISTINE CUPRE

LESTER YOUNG(ISH)

WALLNAT HALL-BRIE

DERRICK (GLAM)MORGAN

WINE AND CHEESE PARTY FOR BABY

YOU TUC ME IN

CHEESY .

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Absolutely Brillant

MOUSIE AND THE TRAPPS?

EMMENTAL TAYLOR?

RICCOTTA TEMPLE-THAT CHEESE AND RENNET

SLICED(WITH)TOMATOES

THE ONION SONG

ROBERT WALKERS - STICKS WITH CHEESE

MUSLIN SHUFFLE

DAIRY LEE DAVID-TEMPTATIONS JUST A NOGGIN AWAY

PICKLE MY FEET  - KENNY BARNYARD

WEDGE YOU BELEIVE

IM SO GRATEFUL

THE 3 CHEESES ON SWANS NECK FAT

BUITONI BASIL

TONY BLACKBURN

THE DIP

THE PHILLY FRESIAN

ARIBA'IANS

WHEY OVER THERE-EDWINA

WILSON PICKLE-MUSTARD AND SALAD

B-A-B-Y (BELL)

LEON HAYWOODE

CHURN YOUR LOVELIGHT ON

BOURGIE, BOURGIE

SAVORY BROWN-TASTE AND TRY BEFORE YOU BUY

CRACKER BARREL HOUSE WOMAN

LOVE IS A TRAP-CLEVELAND RINDLESS

THE SAINTS(IVEL)

GORDYSOLA

BAH-THATS STRONG-MOUSETOWN

TOM AND JERRY-O

CURD THIS BE LOVE

THE HIGH KILOS-LIVING A BRIE

EDDIE GLOUSTER-I NEVER PHEW

MOST FROM NEW JERSEYS

DIPPED,DYED AND TANGY

CHEESE,CHEESE,CHEESE-H.P. BROWN

BUTTER ME UP ON CRACKERJACK

HANK JACOBS

I CHEDDER HELD ON JUST A LITLE TIGHTER

HONEY AND THE BRIE'S

KING ERRISON GORGANS-ZOLA

CATHEDERALS(CITY)

CHURNING MY HARD CHEESE UP

SOMETHING BLUE TO CHEW

ITS FETA

FETA LATE THAN NEVER

A TOASTIE TO THE LADY

ELLA CHEESE

THE CHEASER

ITS GOT TO BE MELLOW-LEON HAYWOODE

LORRAINE CHANDLER & BILL BRANSTON

FROMARGIE HENDRYX

IM SLOWLY MOULDING

THE DELI-CATESSENS

BABY DO THE CAERPHILLY DOG

IKE AND CHESSY TURNER

THE RUMENATIONS

THE THIRD(STOMACH)

THERE'S A CURD IN MY SOUP

CAMMY AND BURT

DON GARNISH-

I STILTON CARE- GERBIL MURREY-HAMSTER

ALL RARE BITS THESE

SOUPY SALES

LARRY STALES ON (BLACK)DIAMOND

(COVERED AS VICTURE MATURE

CHISTINE CUPRE

LESTER YOUNG(ISH)

WALLNAT HALL-BRIE

DERRICK (GLAM)MORGAN

WINE AND CHEESE PARTY FOR BABY

YOU TUC ME IN

CHEESY .

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Some people just have too much sparetime on their hands!

Edited February 3, 200520 yr by Supercorsa

Off Topic.

Hi Supercorsa. I was hopeing you'd be on here.

All that stuff about originals, I think you went about it in the right way. You said you would be playing CDs, and why, from the word go.

My views are in general aimed at Allnighters and 'mainstream' Northen soul nights.

Yours is a great idea, and I hope it does really well.

I could have pm'd you, but as I stated my views for all to see, I thought I would state this for everyone to view.

Mikey

Er... no contest on this one:

"And by the way, did you bring your guitar?"

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ooooh almost the cheesiest but by far the whiffiest cheesy whatsits are - Ann D'andrea - Don't stop looking and Susan Farrah - The Big Hurt phew, I can smell the odour from here........Jo

ooooh almost the cheesiest but by far the whiffiest cheesy whatsits are - Ann D'andrea - Don't stop looking  and Susan Farrah - The Big Hurt  phew, I can smell the odour from here........Jo

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And don't forget Susan Rafey, her 2 Verve outings quel fromage!

And don't forget Susan Rafey, her 2 Verve outings quel fromage!

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Oi, Smith, No........you're talking about the woman who can do no wrong.....Hurt So Bad. Well, I like it (and play it) Madam Baby Belle

Oi, Smith, No........you're talking about the woman who can do no wrong.....Hurt So Bad.  Well, I like it (and play it)  Madam Baby Belle

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Her version of "Big Hurt" is top cheese darlin,

If you listen to the song by Crystal Motion........

"You're my main squeeze and everybody else is cheese"

Does this qualify in this smorgasboard of fromage hilarity?

Haydn

Emanuel Lasky-Welfare Cheese??

I´m a Parmesan Lovin´Man

Cheese hand's small but mighty

Cheese hand's small but mighty

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I did that one already!

Not very educated in the various types of cheese, but here's the best I could do:

Carla Thomas-Cheese Whiz

Fluffy Falana-My Pretty Cottage Cheese

James Brown-Cheese,Cheese,Cheese

Ivorys-Cheese Stay

Paul Kelly-Cheese & Fever

and the winner is(drum roll, please.......

"A Queso Too Much Lovemaking"

-Mike

My candidates - and a few non-Northern thrown in for a slightly stronger taste.

Pity My Feet - Kenny Bernard (can't get more cheesy than Kenny's feet!!)

Cheese Wanted - Larry Clinton (he must have been suffering severe withdrawal)

A Red Leicester A Day - The Trent Sisters

Check Out The Gruyere - Rodney Franklin

Blue Colour - Seth Connors (obviously talking about his fave Danish cheese)

My BabyBel's Got ESP - Four Below Zero

My Little Cottage Cheese - Fluffy Falana

Still-ton - The Commodores

Wenslydale Light Starts Shining Thru His Eyes - The Supremes

Parmesan Blues - Tony Middleton

Danish Blues - Tony Middleton

Gloucs in A World Of Dreams - The Sharpettes

Rocquefort Around The Clock - Bill Haley

Pyramide - Souul Bros Inc

For the modern Soul lover - anything by Cheeses Alvarez.

I think I'll go back to bed now................

Edited February 5, 200520 yr by Gene-R

Her version of "Big Hurt" is top cheese darlin,

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Still not as cheesey as Susan Farrah's BIG HURT.......wow, that pongs Do I win some Dairy Lee Triangles ? Jo

Still not as cheesey as Susan Farrah's BIG HURT.......wow, that pongs  Do I win some Dairy Lee Triangles ? Jo

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OK, Jo, you win the Krafty cheese is on me.

OK, Jo, you win the Krafty cheese is on me.

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On Jacob's Cream Crackers pleez All together.....The Big Chee...sorry, The Big Hurt, The Big Hurt Jo

Like Edam and Eve - the Reflections

Don't Pretend - The Baby Belles

Spoonful of Cheese - Johnny Gilliam (Room full of tears apparently, but if you listen to it, it is DEFINITELY spoonful of cheese!!)

This won't change - (Red) Leicester Tipton