Just a bit of light-hearted fun this one, and the 'Look At Your Box' section seemed appropriate

Background:

I went to Cleethorpes this weekend, and was lucky enough to share a caravan at the last minute with Dave Abbott, Karen Crane and Janine Snow. I turned up without anywhere to stay, so thanks for that you guys

On Saturday, after the dinner sessions we went back to the van, and I had a couple of records I wanted to shift because I was skint. I played one and Karen liked it, so we did swopsies.

I got Denise LaSalle - Heartbreaker Of The Year - Crajon.

Or at least I thought that's what I got - I flipped it over to be presented with:

Due the heavy intake of alcohol over the weekend, and my childish sense of humour, I fell about crying with laughter.

I thought it would be a great chat-up line and Karen dared me to try it.

I did try it on Sunday night in the Modern room. I got a slap and when I tried to explain "it's a record" I was told "yeah right" and "filthy b*stard"

As you can imagine, they found it pretty funny when Karen asked me if I had tried the line out.

Can anyone think of any song title double entendres that would work as chat-up lines?

I can't guarantee I'd try them again though

Jamie

*as a footnote, The lady concerned creased with laughter after I presented her with Manships big book of records that I borrowed from a dealer and showed her the track in question. We had a laugh and I bought her a drink. That's for the benefit of anyone concerned at my behaviour

Edited June 15, 200519 yr by Jamie

Just a bit of light-hearted fun this one, and the 'Look At Your Box' section seemed appropriate 

Background:

I went to Cleethorpes this weekend, and was lucky enough to share a caravan at the last minute with Dave Abbott, Karen Crane and Janine Snow. I turned up without anywhere to stay, so thanks for that you guys 

On Saturday, after the dinner sessions we went back to the van, and I had a couple of records I wanted to shift because I was skint. I played one and Karen liked it, so we did swopsies.

I got Denise LaSalle - Heartbreaker Of The Year - Crajon.

Or at least I thought that's what I got - I flipped it over to be presented with:

Due the heavy intake of alcohol over the weekend, and my childish sense of humour, I fell about crying with laughter.

I thought it would be a great chat-up line and Karen dared me to try it.

I did try it on Sunday night in the Modern room. I got a slap and when I tried to explain "it's a record" I was told "yeah right" and "filthy b*stard"

As you can imagine, they found it pretty funny when Karen asked me if I had tried the line out.

Can anyone think of any song title double entendres that would work as chat-up lines?

I can't guarantee I'd try them again though 

Jamie 

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Jeff Floyd-I wanna do it face down...

always works for me!

Jeff Floyd-I wanna do it face down...

always works for me!

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how about, The Teques"Love cup"?

Jeff Floyd-I wanna do it face down...

always works for me!

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I'm struggling to visualise this one

Edited June 15, 200519 yr by Jamie

How about, "I'm Horny, Horny, Horny, Horny" ?

How about, "I'm Horny, Horny, Horny, Horny" ?

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I think you'd get told you were Corny, Corny, Corny

Ben E King.. "I can't take it like a man

Willie Parker "You got your finger in my eye"

J J Barnes "please let me in" :

Etta James "i can't hold it anymore"

Les Cooper "Dig yourself"

The Fabulettes "the bigger they are"

Can't Get Over These Mammaries

DEE EDWARDS " ALL THE WAY HOME"

Big Dee Irwin - You Satisfy My Needs

Big Dee Irwin - You Satisfy My Needs

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Your on top girl-Empires( have to be with my weight)

Get It Baby - Stanley Mitchell

I'd Like To See More Of You - The Mob

I Got The Vibes - Joshie Joe Armstead

Irene & Scotts - I'm Stuck On My Baby

Dedications - Ain't A Bit Sorry

I think you might get some response to these corny record chat-up lines you know...

Mable King - Go Back Home Young Fella

Irene & Scotts - I'm Stuck On My Baby 

Dedications - Ain't A Bit Sorry 

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60 MINUTES OF YOUR LOVE.......OR WAS IT 60 SECONDS!

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Edited June 15, 200519 yr by alison

'the touch of penis' - sandy wynns

Shane

'the touch of penis' - sandy wynns

Shane

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Trust you

Big De Irwin (I think ) - You Satisfy My Needs

The Empires - You're on Top Girl

Los Canarios - Get on Your Knees

Hector Riviera - Do it To Me

Andy Fisher - A Wee Bit Longer

Funky Sisters - Do It To It

The Temptations - It's Growing

Johnny Honeycutt - I'm Coming Over

Dee Clark - Just Keep It Up (And See What Happens)

Willie Hutch - I Can't Get Enough

Sheri Taylor - He's The One That Rings My Bell (dunno why I put this - maybe because I always think of "ding dong" whenever I hear mention of the title!)

The Yum Yums - Gonna Be A Big Thing

Donald Lee Richardson - You Got Me In The Palm Of Your Hand

Patience Valentine - If You Don't Come

Paul Sindab - I'm Up Tight

Carl Burnett - Jerk Baby Jerk

.....and a couple of non-soul tracks:

The Beatles - Why Don't We Do It In The Road

The Monkees - Goin' Down

Gene (Finbarr) R.

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'the touch of penis' - sandy wynns

Shane

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the dot relese would be, 'touch of penis'

The Empires - You're on Top Girl

Los Canarios - Get on Your Knees

Hector Riviera - Do it To Me

Sonny Daye - Long Long Road To A'Penis

Funky Sisters - Do It To It

The Temptations - It's Growing

Johnny Honeycutt - I'm Coming Over

Dee Clark - Just Keep It Up (And See What Happens)

Willie Hutch - I Can't Get Enough

Sheri Taylor - He's The One That Rings My Bell (dunno why I put this -  maybe because I always think of "ding dong" whenever I hear mention of the title!)

The Yum Yums - Gonna Be A Big Thing

Donald Lee Richardson - You Got Me In The Palm Of Your Hand

.....and a couple of non-soul tracks:

The Beatles - Why Don't We Do It In The Road

The Monkees - Goin' Down

Gene (Finbarr) R.

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Fantastic Gene, fnarr fnarr, and I counter those with:

Dells - Wear It On Our Face

Magnetics - Love Look On Her Face

Billy Sha-Rae - Do It

Seeds - Pushing Too Hard

Mitchell Braitwaite - You've Been A Long Time Coming

Claude Huey - Why Would You Blow It

Vibrations - Finding Out The Hard Way

all tenuously linked I admit

Milton Parker..Women Like it HARDER

Storm..She Comes up

JD Bryant..I wont be coming "over your" back

the gasher

The Poets - She blew a good thing

.. and a great song as well

The Poets - She blew a good thing

.. and a great song as well 

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That's just showing off - I think the people should judge whether you've got 'A Good Thing' or not

Well, come on, evidence

Edited June 16, 200519 yr by Jamie

That's just showing off - I think the people should judge whether you've got 'A Good Thing' or not 

Well, come on, evidence 

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I think we need to swap to another forum then

I think we need to swap to another forum then 

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No Way

I know what you 'liberal' Dutch are like, you'll have me working the windows next

Jamie

Milton Parker..Women Like it HARDER

Storm..She Comes up

JD Bryant..I wont be coming "over your" back

the gasher

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Eugene Johnson-"One up the bum, no harm done"

"I'll get my coat"

as a Scotsman like the Gasher, there is only one, Seven Day Lover........

Love is like an itching in my part

If you don't come

And for myself, Matt and Duncan, in the car to Bisley last Saturday

3 lonely guys

Non soul

The Byrds - Turn turn turn

as a Scotsman like the Gasher, there is only one, Seven Day Lover........ 

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Confucious say, "Seven day lover makes whole week"

I remember having this r+b compilation with an instrumental on it called....................."SPUNKY ONIONS"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........dead honest!!!

Confucious say, "Seven day lover makes whole week"

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Very clever

The Very Last Drop - Bobby Thurston.

Let It All Come - Main Squeeze

No Way 

I know what you 'liberal' Dutch are like, you'll have me working the windows next       

Jamie

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i think we can arrange something if you're in it

..actually I'm not into politics... so let's stick to the topic again

How about

Its an uphill climb to the bottom??

As Somebody said to me in an email. This thread speaks volumes

How about

Its an uphill climb to the bottom?? 

As Somebody said to me in an email. This thread speaks volumes   

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And look who started it. The man who looks like Victoria Wood. (he looks like some Northern comic anyway, but shes close enough )

Aint no BIG THING

or so she tells me

the gasher

Use it before you loose it

Just about sums up my love life

And look who started it. The man who looks like Victoria Wood. (he looks like some Northern comic anyway, but shes close enough  )

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I've been called many things - but Victoria Wood? I can't play the piano, although I concede she does look like a man

Mistura - The Flasher

Oh dear.............

  I've been called many things - but Victoria Wood?    I can't play the piano, although I concede she does look like a man 

Mistura - The Flasher

Oh dear.............

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If your'e lucky, it'll stick

One for later in the procedings I guess...

Willie Hutch - Love Runs Out

This thread has gone haywire. It started sensibly, using song titles to chat up birds.

I can only say that some members are born optimists if they think walking up to a bird and saying 'The flasher' or 'She blew a good thing' to her will charm her knickers off. As for 'I'm stuck on my baby'...what kind of chat-up line is that? It might work in Chesterfield Chalky but I wouldn't try it anywhere where women weren't marrying their brothers. It's not really in the same league as 'I'm a British Airways long-haul pilot. Fancy coming to Barbados next week?'

I thought Shane's 'A touch of penis' was in this vein till I imagined saying it with eyebrows raised and ending with a question mark, in a sort of 'if you're in the mood' sort of way, the way you might say 'cup of tea?'...ie 'Touch of penis?'

I can see gene-r's 'Get on your knees' working with some girls but would need to be said with the right amout of confidence and after liquor had been taken (by her). Ted's 'You're on top girl' reminds me a bit of 'Get your coat, you've pulled' but this may reflect his vintage.

This thread has gone haywire. It started sensibly, using song titles to chat up birds.

I can only say that some members are born optimists if they think walking up to a bird and saying 'The flasher' or 'She blew a good thing' to her will charm her knickers off. As for 'I'm stuck on my baby'...what kind of chat-up line is that? It might work in Chesterfield Chalky but I wouldn't try it anywhere where women weren't marrying their brothers. It's not really in the same league as 'I'm a British Airways long-haul pilot. Fancy coming to Barbados next week?'

I thought Shane's 'A touch of penis' was in this vein till I imagined saying it with eyebrows raised and ending with a question mark, in a sort of 'if you're in the mood' sort of way, the way you might say 'cup of tea?'...ie 'Touch of penis?'

I can see gene-r's 'Get on your knees' working with some girls but would need to be said with the right amout of confidence and after liquor had been taken (by her). Ted's 'You're on top girl' reminds me a bit of 'Get your coat, you've pulled' but this may reflect his vintage.

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And imagine saying any of them wearing bags and a vest covered in badges

And imagine saying any of them wearing bags and a vest covered in badges 

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or if you had indulged in some of the northern scene's traditional chemical accompaniments, which could conceivably leave the evening ending on something of a damp squib

"Streight love no chaser"Syl Johnson,twighnight.....

Another one for the board!any good?

This thread has gone haywire. It started sensibly, using song titles to chat up birds.

I can only say that some members are born optimists if they think walking up to a bird and saying 'The flasher' or 'She blew a good thing' to her will charm her knickers off. As for 'I'm stuck on my baby'...what kind of chat-up line is that? It might work in Chesterfield Chalky but I wouldn't try it anywhere where women weren't marrying their brothers. It's not really in the same league as 'I'm a British Airways long-haul pilot. Fancy coming to Barbados next week?'

I thought Shane's 'A touch of penis' was in this vein till I imagined saying it with eyebrows raised and ending with a question mark, in a sort of 'if you're in the mood' sort of way, the way you might say 'cup of tea?'...ie 'Touch of penis?'

I can see gene-r's 'Get on your knees' working with some girls but would need to be said with the right amout of confidence and after liquor had been taken (by her). Ted's 'You're on top girl' reminds me a bit of 'Get your coat, you've pulled' but this may reflect his vintage.

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don't be serious, lady. It's only a topic. I think the best way to pick her up is to spin this 45 for her: Willie Hightower: "Because I love you"

or am I to serious right now...

Rita Moss - The measures of man on Dot Promo.

I think this is far of the most underrated 45's and I don't understand why this fabulous recording isn't mentioned anywhere in the books. A great dancer!!

One for later in the procedings I guess...

Willie Hutch - Love Runs Out

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off-topic: Rachel, who's that on the picture you post with?

I can see gene-r's 'Get on your knees' working with some girls but would need to be said with the right amout of confidence and after liquor had been taken

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Are you sure the word "liquor" isn't to be taken as an innuendo here Dan!!

But you're right - the tone of the thread has rapidly gone down (ooo-errr!!)

off-topic: Rachel, who's that on the picture you post with?

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A former 60s playboy bunny called Deanna Baker... it's a long story

don't be serious, lady. It's only a topic. I think the best way to pick her up is to spin this 45 for her: Willie Hightower: "Because I love you" 

or am I to serious right now...

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Firstly, I wasn't being serious you Dutch div.

Secondly, on the chat-up related theme, you really should correctly identify the sex of your target before making your move. This post suggests you have problems in that area. Mind you, you are a bit forward in Holland.