Lets have your nominations for being pissed behind the mike.

 

I'll start off with Big Joe Tuner ....... or is it Vic Reeves?

 

Sorry, think this may be in wrong section - should probably be in look at your box

no worries col.

for me there are loads of 'club singer' type vocals on some great records.

i love these next two records but the vocals do remind me of dodgy club singers

paulette - love you baby

soul bros inc - pyramid

Shane

Tony Middleton - My home town

no worries col.

.

paulette - love you baby

Sorry, but LOVE YOU BABE is a fine record imo

Edited January 24, 200619 yr by The Soul Intention

It`s gotta be one that`s mentioned elsewhere in this forum......

Ah yes...NOAH-GOT TO GET AWAY-CANDY STIX....

He`s obviously got to get away-from the recording studio before the cops catch him for breaking and entering whilst being drunk and disorderly. Listen carefully-you can hear the guy hiccup (or is it a burp.?)

Edited January 23, 200619 yr by The Soul Intention

for me there are loads of 'club singer' type vocals

soul bros inc - pyramid

Shane

Pyramid was the first one that shot into my mind too-sorry Ian!

Pyramid was the first one that shot into my mind too-sorry Ian!

Ah you two do Mr Brown's unique rich and soulful vocal a disservice methinks. For the Pyramid is the finest soul record ever made in my humble opinion.

Col was bang on with BJT. Don't mistake unique quality for soul beerdom.

How`s about this? Don`t think he`s drunk,but make your own mind up about this. I quite like it (I`m weird though) but if you haven`t heard it before, it`s bound to raise a smile or two..

RAY & THE BELAIRES-I WISH-ARV

 

the ULTIMATE Pub Singer!! Strong words but listen to this....

 

Nah.....It's got to be George Lemons ..Fascinating girl, George even sings it like a pub singer, the ultimate Northern pub singer song

Anything by Tony Middleton, Gene McDaniels or Steve Flannigan. IMHO. Perhaps not so much club singer, as a bit Las Vegassy for my liking.

Paul

Edited January 24, 200619 yr by Paul r

Pretty much any of that early r&b dreck...............was doing the Vic Reeves stuff years ago.

I love him, but can easily picture Vic Reeves doing a pretty mean

Roy Hamilton - You shook me up

there's a jimmy beaumont thing on gallant can't remember the title, a cheapie, and is dreadful,. tis a club singer thing but what makes it so bad are the keys

Pretty much any of that early r&b dreck...............was doing the Vic Reeves stuff years ago.

OUCH!!!!

I love him, but can easily picture Vic Reeves doing a pretty mean

Roy Hamilton - You shook me up

I LUV EM BOTH...ROY AND JIM MUIR!!!

Cajun Hart is a bit that way inclined...

there's a jimmy beaumont thing on gallant can't remember the title, a cheapie, and is dreadful,. tis a club singer thing but what makes it so bad are the keys

It's "There's No Other Love".

Cajun Hart is a bit that way inclined...

Joe, you`ve gone too far this time....leave it, leave it...

Edited January 24, 200619 yr by The Soul Intention

MASTER FOUR-LOVE HAS TAKEN WINGS-TAYSTER..Before their quite awesome sound "Love From The Far East" they came up with this..Sounds like Engelbert Humperdinck..Gerry Dorsey never sounded like this though...Did we discuss this on here a long time ago, Ken? Ken? Are you there,Ken? KEN!!!

It's "There's No Other Love".

thats the fella!

Anything by Tony Middleton, Gene McDaniels or Steve Flannigan. IMHO. Perhaps not so much club singer, as a bit Las Vegassy for my liking.

Paul

Mmmmmm i think not

Tony Martin,motown fame?he done a few

Tell you summat, I wish they'd have singers in my local club like Roy Hamilton

Tell you summat, I wish they'd have singers in my local club like Roy Hamilton

the singers might be rubbish but the pie & peas are the business eh chalky?

what about that bloke.......mickey moonshine?

he sounds paul shane from hi-de-hi

Shane

Tony Martin,motown fame?he done a few

oo aye,that version of the primettes "ask any girl" -ASK ANY MAN!! What do you think of it?

oo aye,that version of the primettes "ask any girl" -ASK ANY MAN!! What do you think of it?

Dont know it,no ,i`ve got"the bigger they are".....

oo aye,that version of the primettes "ask any girl" -ASK ANY MAN!! What do you think of it?

Primettes? They were the Supremes then

the singers might be rubbish but the pie & peas are the business eh chalky?

what about that bloke.......mickey moonshine?

he sounds paul shane from hi-de-hi

Shane

top grub Shane and fish man, well cockles etc.....they'd all shout any "muscles on yer cock" as he walked in as though he'd never heard it before

top grub Shane and fish man, well cockles etc.....they'd all shout any "muscles on yer cock" as he walked in as though he'd never heard it before

i smuggled a fake rolex by hiding it down my pants thru the airport customs on my way back from thailand...

the security chief stopped me and asked 'have ya got time on ya cock?'

esther phillips sounds like marge simpson

Shane

i smuggled a fake rolex by hiding it down my pants thru the airport customs on my way back from thailand...

the security chief stopped me and asked 'have ya got time on ya cock?'

esther phillips sounds like marge simpson

Shane

you want your mouth washing out with soap...Marge Simpson

Edited January 24, 200619 yr by chalky

you want your mouth washing out with soap...Marge Simpson

i still think she is tops though. its just hard to listen to without thinking of the simpsons

Shane

well m y nomination for pissed up karaoke singer is....

Don Hysong - Soul Searcher - Bard

Had several say it's better thas Eddie Hughes so I just reply yeah only cause you ain't got Eddie Hughes F*ckin terrible singin

Think this one fits the bill.

 

After about 52 seconds listen out for somebody clearing away the empties (either that or playing the spoons)

 

Not a bad effort though?

Sunny;mabs mobley or somit like?,do you a mp3 thingy,but would you want it really?

Sunny;mabs mobley or somit like?,do you a mp3 thingy,but would you want it really?

NO!!!!!

mellow souls goes a bit vic reevsey in bits though nought beats big joe imo

mellow souls goes a bit vic reevsey in bits though nought beats big joe imo

Mello Soul....Vic Reeves Blasphemy

mellow souls goes a bit vic reevsey in bits though nought beats big joe imo

I've just played 'Mellow Fellows - My Baby Needs Me"

What a great record to sing along to on the way back from the pub

mellow souls goes a bit vic reevsey in bits though nought beats big joe imo

I've just played 'Mellow Fellows - My Baby Needs Me"

What a great record to sing along to on the way back from the pub

Think this one fits the bill.

After about 52 seconds listen out for somebody clearing away the empties (either that or playing the spoons)

Not a bad effort though?

guess i wont be playing Sonny Craver next week for you then Col. or shall i

actuall got to agree on the vocal - but still like the overall feel of the record

guess i wont be playing Sonny Craver next week for you then Col. or shall i

actuall got to agree on the vocal - but still like the overall feel of the record

Why don't you tell us one of your interesting stories about it then Dave?

No fabrications please

Why don't you tell us one of your interesting stories about it then Dave?

No fabrications please

well apart from this came out on 2 labels and he is now an actor anything else i have to say on this will be made up, but very interesting, so i will tell you when i see you

Why don't you tell us one of your interesting stories about it then Dave?

No fabrications please

well apart from this came out on 2 labels and he is now an actor anything else i have to say on this will be made up, but very interesting, so i will tell you when i see you

Lets have your nominations for being pissed behind the mike.

I'll start off with Big Joe Tuner ....... or is it Vic Reeves?

Milt Grayson - It Ain't Necessarily So.

An abomination of a record!

Primettes? They were the Supremes then

Milt Grayson - It Ain't Necessarily So.

An abomination of a record!

I beg to differ, sir. This man was awesome!! Check out "SOMETHING THAT GETS TO ME" on MGM!!!

Think this one fits the bill.

After about 52 seconds listen out for somebody clearing away the empties (either that or playing the spoons)

Not a bad effort though?

Well, I have to say it starts off promisingly bad (with the pub pee-anna- and where did the flautist suddenly come from? Under the table or something?) but goes downhill and improves. I`ve heard much worse than this!

I`m sorry but this not good enough-it`s too good!!

Dont know it,no ,i`ve got"the bigger they are".....

The bigger your heart is the harder they`ll fall? Is that the one?

i smuggled a fake rolex by hiding it down my pants thru the airport customs on my way back from thailand...

the security chief stopped me and asked 'have ya got time on ya cock?'

esther phillips sounds like marge simpson

Shane

So you touched down at Leeds/Bradford? Or somewhere else but the Security chief was a Yorkshireman.

Nice explanation! Good reasoning. Right! Now I`ll work on that alibi for when she comes back tomorrow..

Edited January 25, 200619 yr by The Soul Intention

The bigger your heart is the harder they`ll fall? Is that the one?

Yep