soulcrew Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 (edited) Well 7 days to go and we will be Soulin' about on the River 3 hours of Northern Soul up the River Trent with Sam Evan's, Night Nurse,and Yocky on the Decks. We will be have Elnel as the man who steers the Boat(we might never be seen again ) Also having Dance the Plank, Back Drop overboard and many more acqua soul antic's . Back to East Kirkby for a buffet and the after party. All for £11.00. We have just had 2 tickets handed back due to unforseen circumstances. If anyone would like to go for the full day the tickets are £11.00 each on a first come first serve. Please contact Dave Night on 07814973455 TICKETS NOW SOLD Really Sorry we are sold out for the whole day event but everyone is welcome for the East Kirkby Miners welfare. If this is successful we will have the bigger boat next year and open this cruise up. After the cruise we will be back to East Kirby Miners Welfare for the after party. Those who are not able to go on the cruise will be able to go to E.K.S.C FROM 6PM TILL 10.00PM FOR JUST £2.00 ON THE DOOR .There will be a host of DJ's to entertain you and a good time by all. Hope you all enjoy Yocky and Jx Edited June 1, 2009 by soulcrew Link to comment
night nurse Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 hi by the way i work 9 till 5 in a hospital so if you leave me a message i will contact you asap dam office hours but i am a round all day today (sunday ) god help us on the 7th what with all that as gone on we have to get elnel sailing the dam thing we could end up anywere lol he cant find his own front door let alone sail a boat Link to comment
Guest BrandySistaShirl Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 hi by the way i work 9 till 5 in a hospital so if you leave me a message i will contact you asap dam office hours but i am a round all day today (sunday ) god help us on the 7th what with all that as gone on we have to get elnel sailing the dam thing we could end up anywere lol he cant find his own front door let alone sail a boat Dunt worry ive got loads of life jackets I have every faith in Nel ive seen him steer Yocky home when hes ad a drink He also has a gold medal in white water rafting so sit back relax n enjoy the voyage. See you all soon.x Link to comment
night nurse Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Dunt worry ive got loads of life jackets I have every faith in Nel ive seen him steer Yocky home when hes ad a drink He also has a gold medal in white water rafting so sit back relax n enjoy the voyage. See you all soon.x hey shirl you bringin that joyce women with you ? if you are put here in the galley will you dont want her gettin to excited now do we you know what she is like Link to comment
Guest BrandySistaShirl Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 hey shirl you bringin that joyce women with you ? if you are put here in the galley will you dont want her gettin to excited now do we you know what she is like Will there be any drinks in the galley. Caus i dunt think we shud leave her unatended (SHE MITE DRINK ALL THE POP ) see ya later matey.x Link to comment
soulcrew Posted May 31, 2009 Author Share Posted May 31, 2009 Will there be any drinks in the galley. Caus i dunt think we shud leave her unatended (SHE MITE DRINK ALL THE POP ) see ya later matey.x Shirl Joyce will be better with us as the bar is on our deck with the dance floor. Yocky keeps saying Elnel , bar , boat , Elnel , Bar , Boat something not quite right, but can't work it out. Can you help him? lol Link to comment
night nurse Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 oh no what have we done can she not go in another boat on her own we could alway tye a rope of the back and toe her along and throw things at her now that would be fun hey lol Link to comment
Guest BrandySistaShirl Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Shirl Joyce will be better with us as the bar is on our deck with the dance floor. Yocky keeps saying Elnel , bar , boat , Elnel , Bar , Boat something not quite right, but can't work it out. Can you help him? lol Just take your armbands and swim cap n hope for best. x Link to comment
Guest BrandySistaShirl Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 oh no what have we done can she not go in another boat on her own we could alway tye a rope of the back and toe her along and throw things at her now that would be fun hey lol That wont help luv. Joyce and myself are both fully qualified water sking instructers. And she sez if your throwing anything it best have brandy in it x. Link to comment
Guest elnel Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Can I just say wot a honour it is for me to ave bin chosen as the captain for our maiden voyage , I wont let you down I promise .I Will be wearing my full long John silver outfit and Ime hoping nit nurse will do me the honour of being my miss pegarty , just remember therle be no killin till I gives the word . ps going to hospital tommoz for a leg amputation and Jeans gonna poke my eye out tonight . Capn Nel round the cape of good hope . xxxxxx Link to comment
barney Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 can I be a pirate nel think I would be good at plundering an other things like makin nitnurse walk the plank why duz they call em pirates coz they aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr Link to comment
Guest elnel Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Eyup barney Ile bi capn long John silver thee bi cut throat Jake of captain pugwash an wi can kid nit nurse into looking int barrell an trying to find t golden rivet , an tha knows wot happens next dunt tha . Link to comment
coops Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 for god's sake DON'T LET YOCKY WEAR HIS SPEEDOS!!!! Link to comment
barney Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 for god's sake DON'T LET YOCKY WEAR HIS SPEEDOS!!!! the ones that the s,s ev fallen off Link to comment
Guest elnel Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 I think yocki will be treating us to his Dunkan Goodhew with his head split open impression . Link to comment
barney Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 (edited) canna bring mi parrot its a chinese feightin parrot Edited June 1, 2009 by barney Link to comment
soulcrew Posted June 1, 2009 Author Share Posted June 1, 2009 HEY My Yocky int like that and he has a nice sailors outfit for the day. Sure to have a great time. Elnel will Endever to get us there safe and back for sure. We'll have a great day for sure. Jx Link to comment
barney Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Eyup barney Ile bi capn long John silver thee bi cut throat Jake of captain pugwash an wi can kid nit nurse into looking int barrell an trying to find t golden rivet , an tha knows wot happens next dunt tha . oh yes an wi cud do wi sum decent oars Link to comment
soulcrew Posted June 1, 2009 Author Share Posted June 1, 2009 canna bring mi parrot its a chinese feightin parrot Barney did you get him off kipper ? I am sure I have seen him in Sparra Park Jx Link to comment
Guest Soul On A Stick Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Can I just say wot a honour it is for me to ave bin chosen as the captain for our maiden voyage , I wont let you down I promise .I Will be wearing my full long John silver outfit and Ime hoping nit nurse will do me the honour of being my miss pegarty , just remember therle be no killin till I gives the word . ps going to hospital tommoz for a le g amputation and Jeans gonna poke my eye out tonight . Capn Nel round the cape of good hope . xxxxxx ROFLMAO Nel this post has had me splitting my sides with laughter Have a great time everyone, it sounds like its gonna be a belter of a day. regards Paul Link to comment
JohnBarnsley Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Ahoy, shipmates, Captain Bird's Eye here or is it the old sea dog from the beginning of Sponge Bob Square Pants, either way I will be there to keep an eye on the crew ready for any mutinous behaviour, there's leg irons waiting below decks for anyone who dares to criticise Nel's navigation skills, and if you are bringing that parrot, Barney, you'd better be cleaning up after it. Has anyone checked their seaweed to predict what the weather will be like, and checked tide tables, we don't want to be coming home via the Humber Estuary and Sheffield and South Yorkshire canal!!!! Link to comment
Guest elnel Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 (edited) Sneak preview of my outfit . Edited June 1, 2009 by elnel Link to comment
soulcrew Posted June 1, 2009 Author Share Posted June 1, 2009 Ahoy, shipmates, Captain Bird's Eye here or is it the old sea dog from the beginning of Sponge Bob Square Pants, either way I will be there to keep an eye on the crew ready for any mutinous behaviour, there's leg irons waiting below decks for anyone who dares to criticise Nel's navigation skills, and if you are bringing that parrot, Barney, you'd better be cleaning up after it. Has anyone checked their seaweed to predict what the weather will be like, and checked tide tables, we don't want to be coming home via the Humber Estuary and Sheffield and South Yorkshire canal!!!! Hi John Been in touch with Michael Fish and there's going to be s SUNAMI .Looks like we will be riding on the crest of a wave my friend Jx Link to comment
Guest elnel Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 sneak preview of nit nurses outfit Link to comment
Guest Mezhouse Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Lady Josephine, the scourge of the high seas and part time aristocrat, will be making sure that you men swab the decks and hoist the mains'l an all that, otherwise there'll be no rum rations for you!!! Aye aye cap'n!!!! Jo xx Link to comment
Guest Mezhouse Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Lady Josephine, the scourge of the high seas and part time aristocrat, will be making sure that you men swab the decks and hoist the mains'l an all that, otherwise there'll be no rum rations for you!!! Aye aye cap'n!!!! Jo xx Link to comment
barney Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 a shall bi lissenin ter shippin foorcast whilste polishin mi telescope and porin ovver towd tresure maps .wun niver no,s a mite find nitnurses wallet avast there mi hearties ev slung mi ham hock un offter get sum shuteye ..as on dog wetch at 6 bells ev put parrot art and changed sandpaper Link to comment
soulcrew Posted June 1, 2009 Author Share Posted June 1, 2009 Lady Josephine, the scourge of the high seas and part time aristocrat, will be making sure that you men swab the decks and hoist the mains'l an all that, otherwise there'll be no rum rations for you!!! Aye aye cap'n!!!! Jo xx Hi Jo All these comments without drink !!! I darn't tell them that there is a bar on board ship See you Sunday sweetie Jx Link to comment
Guest Mezhouse Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Hi Jo All these comments without drink !!! I darn't tell them that there is a bar on board ship See you Sunday sweetie Jx Oh yes, Joy, I'll be there. Hey, can we fire cannons at the passing landlubbers? xxx Link to comment
night nurse Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 last two tickets gone now so sorry but this is gonna be belter of a day barney you got to be captain pug wash mate sorry the queen of the nile said so (joy) and im captain jack the scurge of the seven seas. but who knows where we gonna end up with nel steerin the bloody thing at least we wont sink though and if it does im ok i got my self a life raft and it only hold 6 so sorry to all you lot you will have to sort it out between you who will get to share it with me should we sink Link to comment
barney Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 last two tickets gone now so sorry but this is gonna be belter of a day barney you got to be captain pug wash mate sorry the queen of the nile said so (joy) and im captain jack the scurge of the seven seas. but who knows where we gonna end up with nel steerin the bloody thing at least we wont sink though and if it does im ok i got my self a life raft and it only hold 6 so sorry to all you lot you will have to sort it out between you who will get to share it with me should we sink hi hi captin can mickey 2 dinners be master bates and yocki ,seaman staines and nel ,roger the cabin boy Link to comment
Guest The Driffter Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 hi hi captin can mickey 2 dinners be master bates and yocki ,seaman staines and nel ,roger the cabin boy Dont forget them sea sick pills Brian remember the fishing trip in Lanzarote [yukk] is Micky 2 dinners taking the doctor in case he is bad. Jeff Link to comment
barney Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Dont forget them sea sick pills Brian remember the fishing trip in Lanzarote [yukk] is Micky 2 dinners taking the doctor in case he is bad. Jeff quels is on order jeff M2D is on his own wishin he were somewhere else Link to comment
Guest Bernie p Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 HAHa mi heartees I be capin Jack n his lushus whench vera wi bin sailin the severn canals over in carrot beanin in the outer pennines we've come about n r headin for the wide open seas of the trent so capin elnel n yer side kick capin pugwash be prepared to be boarded by the two time's champions of the famous pirate raft race of lanzagroti we take no prisoners not even girlie nitenurse types n we drinks till we drop n we ravage all the womenfolk ( if our vera says I can ) we want to join thi crew fort find the worlds end which only capin Elnel as seen when he's being drinkin that ther rum or wer it brandy any way we'll si thi at 8 bells on sunday capin Jack n our lass vera OOORRRAAAA Link to comment
night nurse Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 hi hi captin can mickey 2 dinners be master bates and yocki ,seaman staines and nel ,roger the cabin boy i already thought they were i deffo know mick 2 dinners is master bates its on the flyers lol Link to comment
Guest elnel Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Ha Ha mi artist it wont be the first time ive bin boarded Link to comment
night nurse Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Ha Ha mi artist it wont be the first time ive bin boarded that right nel i still got the pictures to proof it and they still up for sale any takers they not cheep but worth every penny sorry nel but hard times mean desprate measures Link to comment
soulcrew Posted June 4, 2009 Author Share Posted June 4, 2009 Ha Ha mi artist it wont be the first time ive bin boarded Av always gone half board mi sen but get ready for sunday im not going to go overboard but i cant count on my security staff NEL but we mite have a head count just in case you cant trust them from south of gods country c u sunday yocky Link to comment
soulcrew Posted June 4, 2009 Author Share Posted June 4, 2009 Ha Ha mi artist it wont be the first time ive bin boarded PS is the river Trent ok to swim in because the first of the notts crew to boo any of my tunes will find out Yockmiester Link to comment
Guest Mezhouse Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 PS is the river Trent ok to swim in because the first of the notts crew to boo any of my tunes will find out Yockmiester We'll keel haul them Yocky! (What does that mean btw? I've never understood it lol!) Jo xx Link to comment
barney Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 We'll keel haul them Yocky! (What does that mean btw? I've never understood it lol!) Jo xx Keelhauling (Dutch kielhalen[1]; "to drag along the keel") was a severe form of corporal punishment meted out to sailors at sea. The sailor was tied to a rope that looped beneath the vessel, thrown overboard on one side of the ship, and dragged under the ship's keel to the other side. As the hull was often covered in barnacles and other marine growth, this could result in cuts and other injuries. This generally happened if the offender was pulled quickly. If pulled slowly, his weight might lower him sufficiently to miss the barnacles but might result in his drowning. Keelhauling was legally permitted as a punishment in the Dutch Navy. The earliest official mention of keelhauling is a Dutch ordinance of 1560, and the practice was not formally abolished until 1853. While not an official punishment, it was reportedly used by some British Royal Navy and merchant marine captains, and has become strongly associated with pirate lore. Today keelhauling can refer to the spinnaker sheets getting stuck under the hull after dowsing the sail. This occurs especially in dinghy sailboats such as Laser 2 because nothing prevents the sheet from being pulled under the bow. Link to comment
sidhop Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 PS is the river Trent ok to swim in because the first of the notts crew to boo any of my tunes will find out Yockmiester will be in Notts on Sunday Yocky can i boo you from the riverbank while you play The Driftwood sorry The Drifter, for your mate Sid, See you in a few weeks at Brid. All the best to you and your good lady Joy see you soon, S. Link to comment
Suinoz Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 will be in Notts on Sunday Yocky can i boo you from the riverbank while you play The Driftwood sorry The Drifter, for your mate Sid, See you in a few weeks at Brid. All the best to you and your good lady Joy see you soon, S. Hey Yocky, don't forget your bucaneers. If you can't find em they will be on yer buck'n head lol. Have a great day all of yas. See yoou in 16 weeks. Tony T BONE. OZ. K.T.F. Link to comment
Guest Mezhouse Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Keelhauling (Dutch kielhalen[1]; "to drag along the keel") was a severe form of corporal punishment meted out to sailors at sea. The sailor was tied to a rope that looped beneath the vessel, thrown overboard on one side of the ship, and dragged under the ship's keel to the other side. As the hull was often covered in barnacles and other marine growth, this could result in cuts and other injuries. This generally happened if the offender was pulled quickly. If pulled slowly, his weight might lower him sufficiently to miss the barnacles but might result in his drowning. Keelhauling was legally permitted as a punishment in the Dutch Navy. The earliest official mention of keelhauling is a Dutch ordinance of 1560, and the practice was not formally abolished until 1853. While not an official punishment, it was reportedly used by some British Royal Navy and merchant marine captains, and has become strongly associated with pirate lore. Today keelhauling can refer to the spinnaker sheets getting stuck under the hull after dowsing the sail. This occurs especially in dinghy sailboats such as Laser 2 because nothing prevents the sheet from being pulled under the bow. flippin' 'eck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Reserved for Notts mutineers then yes? Link to comment
soulcrew Posted June 6, 2009 Author Share Posted June 6, 2009 Hi All Just put the final touches to our on board baggage. We went to the car boot this morning and bought a anchour (A bargin at £150) just incase anyone wanted to stop for a pee. See you all tomoz on the high sea's Yocky and Jx Link to comment
Guest BrandySistaShirl Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 Hi All Just put the final touches to our on board baggage. We went to the car boot this morning and bought a anchour (A bargin at £150) just incase anyone wanted to stop for a pee. See you all tomoz on the high sea's Yocky and Jx Hey up joy Just got back from joyce n dereks.(IVE LEFT JOYCE PIERCEIN DEREKS EAR ) Hope shes got her glasses on..caus owt cud happen. See you tomorro.x Link to comment
Boxerbeat Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 yep,another 2 hours to go,something new,i wonder if the floating boat will affect my spinning,lol, just joking ,i was born with that,been even looking at the big cruise next year after this one,should be a great day out,i wonder what yoki,s got up his sleeve for this one ,see you in a while soulies,carl,east mids soul crew,ktf Link to comment
Recommended Posts