Guest woolie mark Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 (edited) i'm getting so excited about prestatyn that i'm likely to peak too soon! in order to distract my thoughts for a while, thought i'd start a topic on weekender survival tips here's one to kick off: always practice safe sex........don't give your real mobile number Edited February 28, 2005 by woolie mark Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
vaultofsouler Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 i'm getting so excited about prestatyn that i'm likely to peak too soon! in order to distract my thoughts for a while, thought i'd start a topic on weekender survival tips here's one to kick off: always practice safe sex........don't give your real mobile number link Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
John May Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH ON FRIDAY NIGHT !!!!!!!!, ENJOY SATURDAY & SUNDAY ASWELL......... Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest woolie mark Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 take some fruit with you to avoid constipation remember - a healthy colon keeps you rollin' Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
vaultofsouler Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH ON FRIDAY NIGHT !!!!!!!!, ENJOY SATURDAY & SUNDAY ASWELL......... link Take it you'll be following your own advice then John .... Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Slimfast Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest in town Mikey Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Dont share a chalet with my brother. :angry: Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Little-stevie Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 All come over to our place for hot meals,i am gonna be the camp cook(not camp like Ainsley)and make sure the kiddies get a good meal inside them before they enter the dark world.. Another tip..Stay out of the way if John May is washing up Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
vaultofsouler Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 All come over to our place for hot meals,i am gonna be the camp cook(not camp like Ainsley)and make sure the kiddies get a good meal inside them before they enter the dark world.. Another tip..Stay out of the way if John May is washing up link You might say not like Ainsley Steve .... Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
John May Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Take it you'll be following your own advice then John .... link I've no choice on Friday Mark, I'm at work!!!!!!!!!!, Can't get over til Saturday TAKE SOME EAR PLUGS, THE SEAGULLS ARE VERY LOAD, YOU'LL NEVER GET ANY SLEEP, EVEN IF YOU WANT TO. BETTER STILL TAKE A GUN AND SHOOT THEM ALL !! Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
John May Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Another tip..Stay out of the way if John May is washing up link Yes last year I cut my finger while washing up, I had to go to Rhyl A+E, to have it cleaned and patched up....... DON'T PUT SHARP KNIVES IN THE WASHING UP BOWL...... Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 You might say not like Ainsley Steve .... link I was looking through UK food listings and saw that 'Ainsleys big cock out' was on last thursday night. It turned out that it was a spelling mistake. Mind you, you've got to give him credit. A TV chef AND a heavyweight champion boxer Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Little-stevie Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 I've no choice on Friday Mark, I'm at work!!!!!!!!!!, Can't get over til Saturday TAKE SOME EAR PLUGS, THE SEAGULLS ARE VERY LOAD, YOU'LL NEVER GET ANY SLEEP, EVEN IF YOU WANT TO. BETTER STILL TAKE A GUN AND SHOOT THEM ALL !! link Extra cash for the electric cards,its cold cold cold in them apartments...Find a bit of rough to keep the bed warm.. Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Karen beat me too it with the slimfast, they have a new one out now with low carb, don't buy that one, since its not actually being used for a diet teehee Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Im booked into a 5* B&B for the weekend, no way could I put up with the cold in those apartments again Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 ... Find a bit of rough to keep the bed warm.. link Stevie, Im surprised at you! Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Karen beat me too it with the slimfast, they have a new one out now with low carb, don't buy that one, since its not actually being used for a diet teehee link No and don't bother bringing the banana flavour ones as I don't like them Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
John May Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Extra cash for the electric cards,its cold cold cold in them apartments...Find a bit of rough to keep the bed warm.. link Better still set fire to the apartment............... Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
vaultofsouler Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Stevie, Im surprised at you! link But us boys aren't are we Steve .... Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Better still set fire to the apartment............... link John you will give the SSCDT a bad name Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 John you will give the SSCDT a bad name link Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest ShaneH Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Im booked into a 5* B&B for the weekend, no way could I put up with the cold in those apartments again link i was wondering what five star were doing these days. they were like a british jackson 5. look how the mighty have fallen. shane Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Little-stevie Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Im booked into a 5* B&B for the weekend, no way could I put up with the cold in those apartments again link Trying to go posh are we,you do know that in a 5 star place its the norm to get out of the bath for a number two Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest in town Mikey Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Im booked into a 5* B&B for the weekend, no way could I put up with the cold in those apartments again link Janine, its Prestatyn 5 star B&B means a chalet at pontins Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 oh trust me its very nice stayed there last year too, big fluffy dressing gowns and most importantly HEAT in the room Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
John May Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Trying to go posh are we,you do know that in a 5 star place its the norm to get out of the bath for a number two link BECAUSE ALL THE CHALET BLOCKS LOOK IDENTICAL, WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR CHALET TIE A PEACE OF STRING TO THE CHALET DOOR AND PULL IT ALL THE WAY TO THE FUNCTION AREA. THEN WHEN YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM SIMPLY FOLLOW THE STRING........ Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 BECAUSE ALL THE CHALET BLOCKS LOOK IDENTICAL, WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR CHALET TIE A PEACE OF STRING TO THE CHALET DOOR AND PULL IT ALL THE WAY TO THE FUNCTION AREA. THEN WHEN YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM SIMPLY FOLLOW THE STRING........ link If we all do this won't we get in a bit of a tangle Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest woolie mark Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 TAKE SOME EAR PLUGS, THE SEAGULLS ARE VERY LOAD, YOU'LL NEVER GET ANY SLEEP, EVEN IF YOU WANT TO. BETTER STILL TAKE A GUN AND SHOOT THEM ALL !! link Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
John May Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 If we all do this won't we get in a bit of a tangle link EVERY 10 YARDS PUT A LITTLE TAG ON THE STRING WITH YOUR NAME ON, OR USE A DIFFERENT COLOUR TO EVERYONE ELSE......... Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest rachel Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 EVERY 10 YARDS PUT A LITTLE TAG ON THE STRING WITH YOUR NAME ON, OR USE A DIFFERENT COLOUR TO EVERYONE ELSE......... link Could use a trail of breadcrumbs.. as long as you get back before the seagulls get them... Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
John May Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 oh trust me its very nice stayed there last year too, big fluffy dressing gowns and most importantly HEAT in the room link Or take your own Paraffin heater.......Paraffin is cheap way off heating your room Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
John May Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 TAKE SOME EAR PLUGS, THE SEAGULLS ARE VERY LOAD, YOU'LL NEVER GET ANY SLEEP, EVEN IF YOU WANT TO. BETTER STILL TAKE A GUN AND SHOOT THEM ALL !! link that reminds me of the old caister trick - when it's dark, throw a load of breadcrumbs on top of your pals caravan roof...when it gets light (this time of year about 6am) every seagull in the vicinity will spot the breadcrumbs and descend onto the roof in a feeding frenzy your pal will be awakened by a sound not disimilar to a thousand hammer drills and probably think it's armageddon time (but without bruce willis to save us) what a wizard wheeze....cracking jape link Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
vaultofsouler Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Or take your own Paraffin heater.......Paraffin is cheap way off heating your room link John, I'm getting most confused now.... this is the "All About Soul" section of SS isn't it ????.... and yet there are so many SSCDT members in here at the moment .... Have you all used John's string method to find you way back .... And just think what this'll do to your "bolleaux" ratings .... I'll get me coat .... Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest in town Mikey Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Or take your own Paraffin heater.......Paraffin is cheap way off heating your room link You could try Andy from Bradford's attempt to warm up his Chalet. Set the thing on fire and run about shout fcuk repeatedly. Seemed to warm him up. Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
John May Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 John, I'm getting most confused now.... this is the "All About Soul" section of SS isn't it ????.... and yet there are so many SSCDT members in here at the moment .... Have you all used John's string method to find you way back .... And just think what this'll do to your "bolleaux" ratings .... I'll get me coat .... link I thought this was SSCDT.......... Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 And just think what this'll do to your "bolleaux" ratings .... I'll get me coat .... link Oh my god Good point, I better skidaddle Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Little-stevie Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 that reminds me of the old caister trick - when it's dark, throw a load of breadcrumbs on top of your pals caravan roof...when it gets light (this time of year about 6am) every seagull in the vicinity will spot the breadcrumbs and descend onto the roof in a feeding frenzy your pal will be awakened by a sound not disimilar to a thousand hammer drills and probably think it's armageddon time (but without bruce willis to save us) what a wizard wheeze....cracking jape link I heard last year that someone put some wizz on buttered bread and threw it to the gulls.........they were flying all over the place, into windows, round in circles the lot. I of course reported it to the RSPCA upon returning home. link Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
mischief Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Take a jumper... check out the weather Friday night -9 (bbc weather) https://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?id=2502 Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest woolie mark Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 .... and yet there are so many SSCDT members in here at the moment yes, we do seem to have lured them out...don't they turn to dust in daylight? only joking, no offence Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
John May Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Take a jumper... check out the weather Friday night -9 (bbc weather) https://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?id=2502 link Maybe everyone should all pile into one chalet, then the body heat will keep everyone warm.......... Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
vaultofsouler Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 I thought this was SSCDT.......... link So did I for a minute .... Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 yes, we do seem to have lured them out...don't they turn to dust in daylight? Ooooooh. You are going to regret that Mark. Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
John May Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 yes, we do seem to have lured them out...don't they turn to dust in daylight? only joking, no offence link I've got the curtains shut....... Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
vaultofsouler Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Oh my god Good point, I better skidaddle link Glad to be of service Karen .... I was wondering there for a minute or two myself .... thought I'd better point it out to you .... Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest rachel Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Maybe everyone should all pile into one chalet, then the body heat will keep everyone warm.......... link I've heard about the chalets like that.... Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest woolie mark Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 I've heard about the chalets like that.... link i'll bring the fruit bowl (to put the car keys in) Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Tony Smith Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Take a jumper... check out the weather Friday night -9 (bbc weather) https://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?id=2502 link F***ing Hell!!! Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest in town Mikey Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 F***ing Hell!!! link Not too bad Tont that just means we will have to stay in the warmth of the dancehall. Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Little-stevie Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Heard about them,you invented them : :lol:Hope you find what you are looking for Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest rachel Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Heard about them,you invented them : :lol:Hope you find what you are looking for link You will get me a reputation!!!! Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
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