Just imagine for a minute a paralell universe where our little scene was reversed.

Throws up some interesting scenario's.

Everybody would own a copy of Frank Wilson exept Kenny Burrell.

Pete Smith would be the most expensive record dealer out there but on the other hand JM, TB, PB etc would be very cheap.

All you oldies fans would be into Modern & vice versa (apart from Bearsy who'd be into Disco but really be a closet Northern fan ).

All the folks who said they went to Wigan but didn't would have been but all the folks who went wouldn't have but would be saying they did.

Soul Sams current monsters would be Al Wilson & Dobie Gray & tracks like Ellipsis & Mixed Feelings would be cheap overplayed oldies.

Our Modernism night would be called Northernism (or would it be Southernism).

I would have won the 3 records I stopped up this late to bid on

Any more but remember it's just a bit of fun.

Just imagine for a minute a paralell universe where our little scene was reversed.

Throws up some interesting scenario's.

Everybody would own a copy of Frank Wilson exept Kenny Burrell.

Pete Smith would be the most expensive record dealer out there but on the other hand JM, TB, PB etc would be very cheap.

All you oldies fans would be into Modern & vice versa (apart from Bearsy who'd be into Disco but really be a closet Northern fan ).

All the folks who said they went to Wigan but didn't would have been but all the folks who went wouldn't have but would be saying they did.

Soul Sams current monsters would be Al Wilson & Dobie Gray & tracks like Ellipsis & Mixed Feelings would be cheap overplayed oldies.

Our Modernism night would be called Northernism (or would it be Southernism).

I would have won the 3 records I stopped up this late to bid on

Any more but remember it's just a bit of fun.

I like the term " Ancientism " better .......

In a parallel universe ? - let me see .......

I would be a young whippersnapper just starting out , rather than a old git ........

Malc Burton

Edited March 20, 200817 yr by Malc Burton

only the young and the svelte would be wearing the "northern uniform"

all the records i buy,blind,that turn out to be rubbish, would all be fantastic x/over monsters

Everyone would demand 12'' vinyls and carve 7'' recordings to 12'' for extra fidelity

and better sound

Cunnie would go on and on and on and on about missing a King Tutt 7''

Everyone would demand 12'' vinyls and carve 7'' recordings to 12'' for extra fidelity

and better sound

Cunnie would go on and on and on and on about missing a King Tutt 7''

IL would be calm, measured and everyone's favourite DJ and record producer. He would win platinum CDs for his releases; everyone would have them in their collection.

Edited March 20, 200817 yr by Brian Ellis

Lifeline would become bootlegs, acetates and CDs only venue. Anyone playing original vinyl would have their worthless records slung across the stage by other outraged DJs.

Everyone would demand 12'' vinyls and carve 7'' recordings to 12'' for extra fidelity

and better sound

Cunnie would go on and on and on and on about missing a King Tutt 7''

Simon M would be an English speaking American

all the records i buy,blind,that turn out to be rubbish, would all be fantastic x/over monsters

Yeah and I would be stayin in every friggin weekend!!!!!! listening to Aled friggin Jones!!!!

Everyone would be as friendly and good natured on the forums as they are in real life.

Everyone would be as friendly and good natured on the forums as they are in real life.

Excellent mate

Simon M would be an English speaking American

Yeah man , its all these Serato kids

Lifeline would become bootlegs, acetates and CDs only venue. Anyone playing original vinyl would have their worthless records slung across the stage by other outraged DJs.

pmsl!

exponents & owners of Northern Soul Cd's would be classed as Gods & would be fighting off members of the opposite sex who want to do dirty things to them...lol

KTF

Baz

Everyone would demand 12'' vinyls and carve 7'' recordings to 12'' for extra fidelity

and better sound

Now that it just taking it tooooo far

QoFxx

Simon M would be an English speaking American

And spend his time ranting on about the excellence of all things 60s.........now that I would like to see

QoFxx

And spend his time ranting on about the excellence of all things 60s.........now that I would like to see

QoFxx

I already do that to a certain Gary Lee , but I dont mention mamsey pamsey or Duffy coz that is going to far

Edited March 20, 200817 yr by Simon M

I already do that to a certain Gary Lee , but I dont mention mamsey pamsey or Duffy goes that is going to far

I would be a size 0, 20 year old wearing spandex and dancing to Disco

QoFxx

Everyone would demand 12'' vinyls and carve 7'' recordings to 12'' for extra fidelity

and better sound

Cunnie would go on and on and on and on about missing a King Tutt 7''

and I'd be loaded cos my 12"ers would be in demand

but then again i would have been collecting 7"ers in a paralell universe damn

Everyone would be as friendly and good natured on the forums as they are in real life.

Don't be silly Roger.

We'd Still all be bickering but for entirely different reasons

BTW you'd be one of the country's top oldies DJ's

Don't be silly Roger.

We'd Still all be bickering but for entirely different reasons

BTW you'd be one of the country's top oldies DJ's

He is already ,hes over 50

Just imagine for a minute a paralell universe where our little scene was reversed.

All the folks who said they went to Wigan but didn't would have been but all the folks who went wouldn't have but would be saying they did.

They know who they are

I'd love 70ts and cross over.

He is already ,hes over 50

Feck off, I'm not quite as old as your whipping boy just yet!!

Feck off, I'm not quite as old as your whipping boy just yet!!

Here.. he was whipping up some cream last night puffed him out

Alldayers are the thing,saturday sundays bank holidays rammed,,,,beat ballads all weekend...full of people talkin`sense,no-one wants to be a dj and they never retire.

Here.. he was whipping up some cream last night puffed him out

Not interested in yours and his bedroom antics, thankyou very much.

There would be ideas and theories knocking around, about how to stop attracting all those old farts to nighters.

We would all be disco dancing gods, instead of looking like drunk uncle fekwit at a wedding.

We'd only have to go down the end of the road to dance during the hours our bodies tell us we should be awake.

Moldie would be running Soul Source

all promoters would be the best of friends and make sure thier nites never clash with anybody else's

everyone would prefere the rubbish soul nite instead of storming allnighters

Any more but remember it's just a bit of fun.

Then I'd want to go to a prog rock night and dance with my bird in the middle of the floor, with drinks obviously..

Moldie would be running Soul Source

errrrrrrrrrrr interesting concept

QoFxx

There would be no politics at all, you would hear 6ts, Modern incl. the funky side of it all in one room, the majority of DJ`s would always try to play fresh, new and individual sets and would call fantastic records their own, Oldies Allnighter would be a thing of the past nobody would even remember

errrr - one of the records I recently bought blindish, would of been recorded pre december 69

QoFxx

All the Northern venues would embrace technology and use laptops ,CD players etc , no one would care what format a record was on as long as they were having a great time .Best ,Eddie

punters became dj's-----and dj's became punters and had to listen to what they played

The "Silly Woman" would have left that Fooking Reptile to freeze to death........ meaning Al Wilson could have had the Day off....

Moldie would be running Soul Source

No, Levine and Winstanley would !

I might actually agree with something Mr Murray says to me and i would take this scene serious for once

oh and wouldnt of got into a rut of wanting every bloody record i hear

Simon M would be a dj in demand

Simon M would be a dj in demand

Yeah but only in "DIsco Bunny Land" errrrrrrrr but of course it is a paralell universe so he would be in demand as a rare 60s DJ and you and I would be wearing spandex and dancing beneath a glitter ball

QoFxx

Yeah but only in "DIsco Bunny Land" errrrrrrrr but of course it is a paralell universe so he would be in demand as a rare 60s DJ and you and I would be wearing spandex and dancing beneath a glitter ball

QoFxx

even better, he would be a Mamsey Pamsey dj wearing spandex and never scratch his chin ever again or make that silly wwwaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noise ever again

Yeah but only in "DIsco Bunny Land" errrrrrrrr but of course it is a paralell universe so he would be in demand as a rare 60s DJ and you and I would be wearing spandex and dancing beneath a glitter ball

QoFxx

Thats what Cunnie calls Thursday nights in this Universe

even better, he would be a Mamsey Pamsey dj wearing spandex and never scratch his chin ever again or make that silly wwwaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noise ever again

Ah but Mamsey Pamsey transcends across all universes and galaxies it is bigger than all of us so we would all be listening to it .

he only scratches his chin so he saves on razor blades and as for the wwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh noise well thats just...........wierd

QoFxx

Edited March 21, 200817 yr by chrissie