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We won't need a map

Can you play The Snake?

We don't need to get there early; it's not as if we will be locked out

Got a right barging on this; it's the original label as well!

Are you sure you want to come love? You'll not stay awake

I will stay awake, I wont spoil it for you

Northernsoul is dead

This venue will last forever!

There are loads of tickets left

"The dancefloor is like woman to me, u got to find the best spots, and once u find it stay there" Billy Whiz 2009

Any others?

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Watch this spin................. whoops..... sorry ..... I'll get some more drinks

Does this shirt make me look fat?

These baggys are gonna make me look ace!

Look, I am not going to spill my drink!

I wonder if I can still do the splits........... fookin ell! Help!!

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Watch this spin................. whoops..... sorry ..... I'll get some more drinks

Does this shirt make me look fat?

These baggys are gonna make me look ace!

Look, I am not going to spill my drink!

I wonder if I can still do the splits........... fookin ell! Help!!

You cannot seriously tell me that this has been played out! It's the sort of stuff me mam and dad listened to in the 50's.

[Tennesee Ernie Ford - Sixteen Tons]

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" I USED TO HAVE THIS ".....upon hearing a said tune being played.

" ONLY COST ME A FIVER "..... " dito "

" DINNAE BELIEVE HES STILL PLAYIN THAT SH++E "..... " dito "

" IT`S A PRESSING " ....... " dito "

Edited by Dennisoul

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One of me mates while at a Gig in Italy.

" Got any Spagetamin Mate? "

I laughed the whole feckin weeked :thumbsup:

Sorry just had to share that with you.

Back to topic - Coat Got Gone.

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'I 'ad It when you were still shittin yellow yoof!' Rob Marriotts answer when someone showed him a record and asked him if he had heard it laugh.giflaugh.gif

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These f*cking bogs stink mellow.gif

have you got any tackle wicked.gif

He's f*cked off--how we getting home now

Oh and had this last night :lol: . 'Hey up youth, can you remember, that time we went the Mecca and...............(insert any adventure here)

And you have no idea wtf he's on about --but just vaguely agree with him :lol:

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'have yer got any money on ya--- need some batteries for the Discotron :lol:

Just enough for bus fare mate

Its only worth 3 but he wants a fiver

I haven't got enough get in ( and you've just travelled 80 miles to the venue and he

not said anything before ohmy.gif )

just enough for a tenners worth wicked.gif

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He's f*cked off--how we getting home now

:lol: now that made me laugh.. remember when i went to a doo with a mate of mine he drove us their and he fooked off to a niter somewhere. I was stranded unsure.gif managed to get a lift home eventually. :lol:sweatingbullets.gif

chris :lol:

Edited by ChrisOD1964

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Anyone used these ?

No honest love ... I'll be home by 2

And .. 2 seconds after shaking someones hand

What was his name again ?

And finally ...

Yeah .. I'll definately fall asleep when I get home !!

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translated and condensed from numerous 'Quotes' that all amount to the same thing.

All other venues within a 50 mile radius of ours are shi*t

rolleyes.gif

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Ive been before,

Bollox,Ive missed the turning,

Iam sure its around here,

Bollox its there,

Where is the Twat,(Standing out side a venue,on a cold morning)

Do you want your coat(mis heard as, do you want a coke) No ive got one here rolleyes.gif

F,ing Sat Nav.

Kev wicked.gif

Derbyshire banter going to a Nighter.

Edited by good angel

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where's the modern room! :unsure:

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THIS IS GONNAE BE FUCKIN MASSIVE-keb darge circa 1984

you got me, guy hennigan, with without doubt the best in 60s soul around at the moment-guy hennigan circa 1984

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Lots of toilet related ones...

"why won't this bleedin silver paper flush ffs..." :unsure:

"where's the seat?!"

"I hope that's water i've just walked through..."

"Damn the hand towels have ran out... i suppose those on top of the bin aren't too dirty to use..." :huh:

and the classic..

"sod buying water i'll just drink from the taps..." :ohmy:

Edited by Matt Male

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"What £10.00 for a fuxxing niter ... It'll never happen !"

In the same vane

HOW MUCH BUT ITS 3AM AND WE,VE BEEN TO ANOTHER CLUB FIRST

experienced niter door staffs trained response

well f*** off back there

or

ok just for you the rest of the djs and staff are gonna work for half their wages for the rest of the nite.

Edited by Soultown andy

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Ive just sold that.......

I sold that last year ........

Got rid of that a while back ........

Not keen on that ...... (but they then start looking for it) priceless !!

Best one " WAKE UP" to the driver, :shhh: as you are being driven home the next morning.......... aaaaargh

Has your legs fell asleep ......... mine have whistling.gif

Are we nearly there.........

Did you go to Wigan ..... :lol::lol:

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Lots of toilet related ones...

and the classic..

"sod buying water i'll just drink from the taps..." :shhh:

this brings back memories from the poverty stricken 70's! oops! back we go again! just shut up 'n git yer heed under the tap! :lol:ohmy.gif:lol:

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Having driven up to Sheriden's with back door Kenny leaving my coat and a load of records in the boot of his car.

Next morning.....

....'Where's the car Ken?'

....'Swopped it for this album and that old banger!'

Woops!

Kev :thumbsup:

Edited by Kev Moore

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"it's the best i've ever had, watch what your doing"

"i was barbed up once"....said to me by a regular on the site no names ONCE! say i, i didn't mean it like that he replied....he'll know who i mean, and smile as he made me at the time.

"first ever play for this one" is that tonight ??

"c/u as" .......................... (why it was never covered at the Cats'Torch where you first heard it)

"I'm not saying anything. its just that my copy was different, it was styrene and had a matrix"

"I once bought a Lenny Curtis for £5" i said to a dealer.."was that what it was worth" says he..."no you cheeky bastard" i reply"(didn't tell him i prob sold it for a tenner too)

"No mick i dont want that Cashmeres for £20, it's played out" me to mick holdsworth 1980

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