We won't need a map

Can you play The Snake?

We don't need to get there early; it's not as if we will be locked out

Got a right barging on this; it's the original label as well!

Are you sure you want to come love? You'll not stay awake

I will stay awake, I wont spoil it for you

Northernsoul is dead

This venue will last forever!

There are loads of tickets left

"The dancefloor is like woman to me, u got to find the best spots, and once u find it stay there" Billy Whiz 2009

Any others?

One l've heard a few times when some are asked if they "got any Gear", yes l got a clean T-Shirt, jeans etc in my bag

l once asked a guy who l know very well" have you got owt??" his reply "yes to-day, how did you know?????".

At certain venues it has been heard to be said " we were having a great time until we came in here"

Over the years the amount of people who have denied having taken any gear ever is staggering......all l can say is there must of been a pandemic of Marty Fellman syndrome on the soul scene back then.

" do you know ....!!! from .....!!!"

"what's he look like"

"Big, bald, you know him dont you?"

" well let me think EEEEEEEEEEEEEEErrrrrrrrr NO."," they are all big and bald"

D.J. Speciality

" Have you got ..........?"

"What a great record, yes l have"

(getting all excited)

"Will you play please"

"l have'nt got it with me"

"no,its left at the island"

"i'm sure i used to have one of those" (listening to Butch's set).

and my fave..." Used to be £2 on Soul Bowl,now look at it!!"

"I had this, sold it"

"Got any gear"

"Know anyone whose got any"

I`m left handed havent you got a left handed deck for me to play my records

chris

The most ever paid for a Northern Soul record is £15,000 by a Scottish DJ/collector.... a record called ...............(well you'll know the rest)

Brian

Blimey we'll have to lick out some old bags

Isn't that a Wayne Rooney quote?

Come on! We can blag it in, I aint buying a full weekend ticket!

I'm sure we shouldn't be going over the Humber bridge on the way to fookin Cleethorpes!

We'll be fine, I know the lads on the door we are sure to get in

Its due for its MOT soon but it has never let me down yet besides Keele aint that far

Do you have that record? I'm not sure of the title or the artist but its like fast at the start with some well wicket horns, you know its massive.... Goes like this....... Doooo dooooby doooooo come on mate you must know it

The DJ hasn't got a fookin clue about records

I aint going any where near the RnB room

I aint going any where near the Modern room

I aint going any where near the Oldies room

RnB, I just don't get it

Modern, I just don't get it

Oldies again, I just don't get it

A'right Colin, how are you then? All right?

- Yeah, eh, yeah, nice to see you. What, er, how's, how's Robin? All right then?

- Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, well, take care.

- Yeah, give my love to the family.

- O.K.! See you!

Cnut.

Isn't that a Wayne Rooney quote?

kin mega!

"wish id danced to that one"

"theyr all bald " my chap Naz at his first soul do

"wheres the modern room , this is crap ?"

"I've just discovered this ... , no one else in the world has it"

big in the north west

it's parkers round

l'll give you the petrol money later.....yeh right

l'll have to owe you it

give me the record now and l'll send you the money

l don't do it for the money

there's only two known copies........butch,andy d...and kitch

Edited January 20, 200916 yr by gordon russell

Do I love You (Indeed I Do)

only johnsons will do keep ya cheap talc

chris

how many times you heard this.....punter says to dj "have you got so and so"...dj replies "sorry mate left it at home"....you can just imagine him taking that one record out and leaving it on his draining board .....what he mean't was "l ain't got it"

why we goin 10mph in the outside lane ? cause were goin home !!!!!!!!!!!! good gear!!!!!!

why we goin 10mph in the outside lane ? cause were goin home !!!!!!!!!!!! good gear!!!!!!

got any chewing gum mate??

chris

someone in gloucester............i dont need to travel to hear th e new unknown stuff......................

on entering the services half way home........... i reckon i saw them last night,.everyone in here is smashed

'Personally I go to a N/soul allnighter to hear northern soul not hard core funk' courtesy of ken 2009

why we goin 10mph in the outside lane ? cause were goin home !!!!!!!!!!!! good gear!!!!!!

are they xmas trees in front of us (on the moterway home) no they're rear car lights

why we goin 10mph in the outside lane ? cause were goin home !!!!!!!!!!!! good gear!!!!!!

Yeah and the classic that goes with that 'why are f*cking caravans overtaking us'

Yeah and the classic that goes with that 'why are f*cking caravans overtaking us'

" All this technology , and you've got no fekkin' middles ? "

Malc Burton

damn. love this record but i am so wetting myself (when ya at the toilet one of ya all time fave records is just starting to play) and you have to stand/sit and humm it.

chris

Edited January 20, 200916 yr by ChrisOD1964

at the hideway a couple of years ago...........we cant start yet we have forgotten the stylus ..is

im never bringing that twat with us again

im sure there squad

he is bringing the money he owes me tonight

why we goin 10mph in the outside lane ? cause were goin home !!!!!!!!!!!! good gear!!!!!!

So Ed has drove you home in the past

im never bringing that twat with us again

You have heard Pete talkin about Graham

Got any talc?

P

200 miles and i could have bought his fkin set in the services on the way home!!! (anon)

Went out for a fag and lost 2 hours! (all of us smokers)

Im gonna take it easy on friday (every year, everyone, bollox)

what you bin up to? (who gives one im off me nuts)

''Naw , I'll catch the bus to Manchester with you or go no the train , I ain't sharing with a car full of divs''

Colin Rolley , The Brit circa 1973

"Why are we going to Aylesbury?".

On way back from 100 club 1993'ish,missed the M1 somehow .Great tapes on tho'.

'......and here's another one from the windy city'

'These decks are shite'

'What Dancefloor?'

'I don't care if it was played half an hour ago - I wasn't here then'

'Wigan was shite after 77'

"Only 2 known copies"

Yeah right, Butch, Sam, Arthur, Ginger & Andy Dyson are playing it.....

They must be sharing it then

im sure there squad

Class

So Ed has drove you home in the past

But never me...I wouldn't go anywhere near a car driven by him on a night a-soulin...nor prob at any other time come to think of it

You have heard Pete talkin about Graham

Class Dave...even though it took me a while to work out which Graham you were on about...laughed so much I spat me coffee all over the screen...thanks for cheering me up mate

You have heard Pete talkin about Graham

Class Dave...even though it took me a while to work out which Graham you were on about...laughed so much I spat me coffee all over the screen...thanks for cheering me up mate

Sure some will remember this.......

Stop.mp3

As I was driving in the vacinity of St Ives to go to the Ivo center, the missus is doing her makeup in the sunscreen mirror. Then she takes out her hairspray and says "close your eyes Paul"...

Fekkin Priceless! What do these women think about???

As I was driving in the vacinity of St Ives to go to the Ivo center, the missus is doing her makeup in the sunscreen mirror. Then she takes out her hairspray and says "close your eyes Paul"...

Fekkin Priceless! What do these women think about???

Yes Paul she is .......priceless , thats why you love her

Late 70's Wigan,,,,conversation went along these lines

a/ "has anybody got any chewies"

b/ "i can ask for you"

a/ "Thanks!"

b/ "how many do you want"

a/ "just one"

b/ "one??"

a/ "yes and if you can try not to get a juicyfruit"

b/ "oh! chewie"

CAN'T BE THIS FAR YOU SAID IT WAS DOWN THIS FOOKING WAY

''Whatever that sat nav says we'll go the opposite way''.

''there's the Humber bridge''.

''We've no idea where we are, theres a sign that says junction 9''.

ELSC soulgirls on tour 2008/09

im never bringing that twat with us again

I've heard that a few time....class mate, class!

got to get this down ,a few years ago at the butlins w/ender we took a mate who wasnt into the soul but found it that w/end and I was fed up with him coming off the dancefloor and askin what the record was called an by whom ,on the sunday afternoon he was buggin me to tell him wot a certain record was so he could go an ask the dj to play it . this is the conversation and what happened.

bri come on you know it was an instrumental played it last nite summat tomatoes and I remember and tell him an he writes down

tinned tomatoes by cirio

goes to the dj ian gee asks him an shoves note in his hand

mate looks perplexed as he comes back ,am tryin to keep a straight face

and this is what he says

come to a northern w/end everybodies really friendly

still dont know what ians reply was but think it ended in off