Ok so we have had your best, favourite,most memorable and 'which tunes got you into northern' threads, now how about a Most Insulting Lyrics Thread. My first pick would be Marvin Gaye Sweet Thing, The subject of the song is not good looking, doesn't do what he asks etc, real gender attack, mind you she's still a sweet thing.

Edited September 20, 200817 yr by bridget

Ok so we have had your best, favourite,most memorable and 'which tunes got you into northern' threads, now how about a Most Insulting Lyrics Thread. My first pick would be Marvin Gaye Sweet Thing, The subject of the song is not good looking, doesn't do what he asks etc, real gender attack, mind you she's still a sweet thing.

Contours - First I look at the purse.

Listened to this for first time in a very long while - sounded great (apart from lyrics of course)

salvadors - stick by me baby not sure but about 1.39 into the song does it say DON`T TURN YOUR BACK ON ME AND SHIP ME OUT or DONT TURN YOUR BACK ON ME AND SHIT ME OUT?? not insulting could be mistrood as being ( having a dictionary moment there) maybe.

chris

Chuck Jackson - 'Talk A Little Less'....not very nice at all.

Gene Chandler - Tear for Tear

Gene's revenge on former lover.........."I'm gonna make you cry, until your eyes run dry".

Harsh words set to a great tune.

Eddie Parker - I'm gone

I don't eed no woman..................

(am gonna take you to the woodshed, an drop a couple of planks on you) wots that all about?

Eddie Parker - I'm gone

I don't eed no woman..................

On the back of that, Williams and Watson - "I don't need no woman to help me starve to death!"

" when I worked hard all day, bringing home all my pay, you sat around the house getting fat "

Larry Williams, that old charmer...

another kick in the balls i say thats entertainment

not a soul record but could`nt resist

tis the jam of course.

chris

Edited September 20, 200817 yr by ChrisOD1964

(am gonna take you to the woodshed, an drop a couple of planks on you) wots that all about?

Yeah Big Daddy Rogers, i was thinking about that. Doesn't he also say, 'i'm gonna hurt you' at one point? A bit dodgy when he starts going on about his 'she loves my jelly roll' as well.

Girl, you'd better shut your mouth - Don't Say Nothing Bad About My Baby - The Cookies

Girl, you'd better shut your mouth - Don't Say Nothing Bad About My Baby - The Cookies

Harold Burrage- 50/50

Edu

Carol Fredricks - I Couldn't Care Less (If the whole world fell on you)

Honey Cone - The Day That I Lost You (Was the day I found myself)

QoF

Grab your clothes and get on out ...Minnie Epperson

Grab your clothes and get on out ...Minnie Epperson

The Four Tops "Ain't No Woman ( Like The One I Got ) "

" I would kiss the ground she walks on , 'cause it's my word , my word she'll obey, now . "

Marv Johnson " You Got What It Takes "

You don't live in a beautiful place , You don't dress with the best of taste , and nature didn't give you such a beautiful face ,

but baby , you got what it takes "

Human Beinz " Nobody But Me "

" Nobody can do the shing - a - ling like I do , nobody can do the skate like I do , nobody can do boogaloo like I do ,

nobody can do Philly like I do , nobody but me "

Malc Burton

Edited September 21, 200817 yr by Malc Burton

sorry if I sound conceipted but I think I'm better than you.....

Fantastic Four - 'Live Up To What She Thinks'

Get down on it, suck my helmet. Please don't bite it, just excite it!!!!!

I think the ultimate insult lyrics are the censored version of Think Twice by Jackie Wilson and Lavern Baker

Suz

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Milton Parker - Women Like It Harder

Who'd write a song about cooking and cleaning

I think the ultimate insult lyrics are the censored version of Think Twice by Jackie Wilson and Lavern Baker

Suz

x

And they are ? or shouldn't I ask

Yeah Big Daddy Rogers, i was thinking about that. Doesn't he also say, 'i'm gonna hurt you' at one point? A bit dodgy when he starts going on about his 'she loves my jelly roll' as well.

It's all about sex.

Jelly Roll is Black American slang for his Penis... apparently Jelly Roll Morton was blessed, hence his name.

Dropping a couple of planks on her, means he's going to give a fair old seeing to.

It's all about sex.

Jelly Roll is Black American slang for his Penis... apparently Jelly Roll Morton was blessed, hence his name.

Dropping a couple of planks on her, means he's going to give a fair old seeing to.

great post lol ,,,,,,,,,another record ,jimmy jules on carnival 'let yourself go' sings,' never tell a woman how much you earn , tell her none of her business'

Edited September 23, 200817 yr by gfarrington

I think the ultimate insult lyrics are the censored version of Think Twice by Jackie Wilson and Lavern Baker

Suz

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good call!.. Andre Minta played me that a few years ago. I'd forgotten all about it.

Jayne.x

Get down on it, suck my helmet. Please don't bite it, just excite it!!!!!

What song is this or is it a random element throne in your naughty girl you.

I don't care how old you are from 1 or up to 92 Bobby & Betty

Edited September 22, 200817 yr by Prophonics 2029

It's what we used to sing to kool and the gang get down on it at skool - naughty!

What song is this or is it a random element throne in your naughty girl you.

I don't care how old you are from 1 or up to 92 Bobby & Betty

It's all about sex.

Jelly Roll is Black American slang for his Penis... apparently Jelly Roll Morton was blessed, hence his name.

Dropping a couple of planks on her, means he's going to give a fair old seeing to.

Sounds like she (or he) is gonna 'squeal like a pig'

What a romantic song to hear if you just broke down outside his woodshed. Yow.

Ed

It's all about sex.

Jelly Roll is Black American slang for his Penis... apparently Jelly Roll Morton was blessed, hence his name.

Dropping a couple of planks on her, means he's going to give a fair old seeing to.

Thats what he must mean when he sings

I'v gotta lotta meat and im hard to beat coz i'm a big man "

Thats what he must mean when he sings

I'v gotta lotta meat and im hard to beat coz i'm a big man "

The king of insulting lyrics must surely be Clarence Reid , in his alter - ego of Blow Fly ........

reid made a multitude of albums under this guise , all of which contained sexually explicit material ........

CR , following the release of his 1977 album " Blow Fly Disco " , got an almighty bollocking for his parody / reworking of

" What A Difference a Day Makes " on the album , for revising the title to " What A Difference A Lay Makes " and altering the song's lyrics to fit in sexual references ........

Malc Burton

Edited September 23, 200817 yr by Malc Burton

Not sure about insulting lyrics but Jimmy Bo Horne says

"There's plenty of women out there who'd be glad to get it!"

Great record this by the way.