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A copy of The Carstairs record It Really Hurts me Girl was brutally attacked in an unprovoked incident earlier today. The attacker was last seen running away from the scene shouting "only another 20,000 copies to go". he is described as very handsome, wearing dark 'designer' clothes and being folically challenged. These shocking photographs may upset some readers.

Edited June 4, 200717 yr by Pete-S

His trainers could do with a clean, scruffy get.

I'll bet he gets mistaken for a bin-man in those.

His trainers could do with a clean, scruffy get.

I'll bet he gets mistaken for a bin-man in those.

Just back from walking the dogs apparently

A copy of The Carstairs record It Really Hurts me Girl was brutally attacked in an unprovoked incident earlier today. The attacker was last seen running away from the scene shouting "only another 20,000 copies to go". he is described as very handsome, wearing dark 'designer' clothes and being folically challenged. These shocking photographs may upset some readers.

Couldn't you have reposted your road trip story to the closed Domino's Pizza (I know it wasn't 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas' but.....) instead ?

A copy of The Carstairs record It Really Hurts me Girl was brutally attacked in an unprovoked incident earlier today. The attacker was last seen running away from the scene shouting "only another 20,000 copies to go". he is described as very handsome, wearing dark 'designer' clothes and being folically challenged. These shocking photographs may upset some readers.

He must be tracked down... he deserves a medal

He must be tracked down... he deserves a medal

Typical bin man. Why didn't he do it yesterday when he was sat on his arse all day on strike ?

Typical bin man. Why didn't he do it yesterday when he was sat on his arse all day on strike ?

Couldn't you have reposted your road trip story to the closed Domino's Pizza (I know it wasn't 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas' but.....) instead ?

It was in fact Deep Pan Pizza, and pray tell me what is wrong with smashing a Carstairs record?

At least I really did smash it!

His trainers could do with a clean, scruffy get.

I'll bet he gets mistaken for a bin-man in those.

They're not trainers, they're girls' pumps....

...no idea who the vandal is? but if he's watching this police broadcast. "You can break a piece of black plastic but you will never break the spirit of modern soul..."

you make me sick

edited to add i dont think i know this record but if you want help smashing stuff please ask me

Edited March 29, 200619 yr by wendy

They're not trainers, they're girls' pumps....

they are actually Quicksilver trainers and just because they came from TK Maxx it doesn't mean they are not cool

The assailant takes a breather before moving on to Larry Houston

"You can break a piece of black plastic but you will never break the spirit of modern soul..."

Is that like a glass with unbreakable wrote on it

The assailant takes a breather before moving on to Larry Houston

My god, that child has large feet

My god, that child has large feet

Yes, wierd isn't it!?

Oops I spelled weird wrong...is it spelt or spelled?

How times change

In "t' old days" that would have made a lovely ashtray or lampshade...

...no idea who the vandal is? "

Ask Ian Levine, and ask about the other three while you're at it!!

Very funny that, Pete, brightened up my afternoon.

Edited March 29, 200619 yr by Dodger

Ask Ian Levine, and ask about the other three while you're at it!!

Very funny that, Pete, brightened up my afternoon.

I try mate but it's hard going trying to please everyone

they are actually Quicksilver trainers and just because they came from TK Maxx it doesn't mean they are not cool

no....it means they are last years fashion

no....it means they are last years fashion

Yeah but when you're 50+ it doesn't matter 'cos nobody looks at you anyway!!

A copy of The Carstairs record It Really Hurts me Girl was brutally attacked in an unprovoked incident earlier today. The attacker was last seen running away from the scene shouting "only another 20,000 copies to go". he is described as very handsome, wearing dark 'designer' clothes and being folically challenged. These shocking photographs may upset some readers.

Well done Pete, could you do a Magnetics Lady in Green next please

How times change

In "t' old days" that would have made a lovely ashtray or lampshade...

A lampshade?

For God's sake man, that's a real baby!

Who are you? Josef Mengele!!

no....it means they are last years fashion

True, but the dogs don't care...

If you're taking requests - how about a Fascinating Girl?

...no idea who the vandal is? but if he's watching this police broadcast. "You can break a piece of black plastic but you will never break the spirit of modern soul..."

couldnt agree more stuart,another prime example of hard line fundamentalists trying to destroy our

scenes democracy .why dont the moderaters open up a "soul luddite" section to quickly send threads like this to? must say i did laugh though,pete.

If you're taking requests - how about a Fascinating Girl?

That sounds like it's already been damaged!

If you're taking requests - how about a Fascinating Girl?

Oi I asked first

Lady in Green, Lady in Green

Lady in Green, Lady in Green

Let me! let me

If you're taking requests - how about a Fascinating Girl?

I'll fight you to the death to defend this record

Does he only do originals ?

I have a pressing of that crap - why would anyone press that ?

and come to think of it, why would any daft old git buy it ?

May bring it along to the 44 Club friday nite and see if the asailant turns up !!!

Does he only do originals ?

Pete'd have to buy some counterfeit trainee's off the market specially to do the pressings and I suppose he's now the true definition of a stomper!!

Edited March 29, 200619 yr by Dodger

Sorry Pete, but the story that you were the first person to break "It Really Hurts Me Girl" in Wolverhampton just doesn't wash!

I'll fight you to the death to defend this record

OK - winner gets a single copy of Fascinating Girl - loser gets a fifty count box of it

I'll get my coat...

Don't suppose anyone has a copy of the original photo that went with this thread have they? It involved a hammer.

Not to worry, I have managed to recreate the original but using a childs plastic hammer instead of the real thing.

Following the hammer attack, the knives were out for Carstairs

The final insult, run over by a waterproof Thomas The Tank Engine

The final insult, run over by a waterproof Thomas The Tank Engine

90 Days in the county jail !!!

D oes this sum up someones opinion.

I ts got more lovers than haters.

V ery often an icon to crossover music.

Over played maybe, but never over estimated.

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Sorry, is it 1975 and we're all still at school...

i'll see your Carstairs, and raise you a DJ Genesis

i'll see your Carstairs, and raise you a DJ Genesis

I'd take a chainsaw to that!

Sorry, is it 1975 and we're all still at school...

By the looks of those photos we're still at nursery mate.

Found the original pic for you Pete

I know you love the record really anyhow ! Rumour has it that it was you who bought Ian Levine's copy

Following the hammer attack, the knives were out for Carstairs

i take it ur joking mr.peter.smith

I'd take a chainsaw to that!

any chance of a photo of said atrocity,but if you can't walk the walk..............

By the looks of those photos we're still at nursery mate.

I thought it might be a bad idea to let me 18 month old son have a real hammer

Damn, it takes a true soul nazi to do something like that...

Finally someone's found the endl¶sung for the modern soul question