I found this pic on Mick Cooper's site (excellent site btw - thanks) and couldn't resist it for a caption competition.

My first go is "Sam always suspected that DJ-ing on the High Seas was risky"

Edited September 6, 200717 yr by Steve G

"Is this what they mean by crossover?"

Tony Coleby

I found this pic on Mick Cooper's site (excellent site btw - thanks) and couldn't resist it for a caption competition.

My first go is "Sam always suspected that DJ-ing on the High Seas was risky"

Reduced 69% " look at all them knobs and dials,can i touch em, let me touch em"

Edited September 6, 200717 yr by SKEGSOUL

Thats enough of that one, its too funky.

I found this pic on Mick Cooper's site (excellent site btw - thanks) and couldn't resist it for a caption competition.

My first go is "Sam always suspected that DJ-ing on the High Seas was risky"

So that's what happened to Max Headroom!!

Edited September 6, 200717 yr by Barry

Another arty photographer, his head is tilted......next he'll have me in Black&white

'Sam at the one & only Cunard line allnighter'.

Or shortened for the film version 'This could be, A Night To Remember'

Or in the course words of us Steerage passengers " Hey up ! watch that fookin' Ice burg ! "

Edited September 6, 200717 yr by Bogue

This one's going out especially for Paul Sadot... it's KING MOSES

I'm not bald, that's a solar panel for a sex machine!

And here we have the Carstairs for Pete S.

And here we have the Carstairs for Pete S.

I found this pic on Mick Cooper's site (excellent site btw - thanks) and couldn't resist it for a caption competition.

My first go is "Sam always suspected that DJ-ing on the High Seas was risky"

Sam takes 'pitch' control a little too seriously.... Jo

Sam takes 'pitch' control a little too seriously.... Jo

The famous sloping dancefloor at the City Club was worse than anyone had anticipated

Edited September 6, 200717 yr by Steve G

I found this pic on Mick Cooper's site (excellent site btw - thanks) and couldn't resist it for a caption competition.

My first go is "Sam always suspected that DJ-ing on the High Seas was risky"

Next up "Its an uphill climb to the oldies room... cant be bad "

"Hi, my name's Soul Sam, it's all downhill from here, literally!"

say oops upside your head say oops upside your head

say oops upside your head say oops upside your head

pay attention now

I found this pic on Mick Cooper's site (excellent site btw - thanks) and couldn't resist it for a caption competition.

My first go is "Sam always suspected that DJ-ing on the High Seas was risky"

I DONT NEED A SHOPPING MALL,JUST A DODGEY DECK AND GOOD COMPANY.

This one's going out especially for Paul Sadot... it's KING MOSES

cruel!!

Edited September 6, 200717 yr by paul-s

THEM VINYL CARVERS GET HEAVIER

The famous sloping dancefloor at the City Club was worse than anyone had anticipated

its all for charity mate oops

fook me these pills are strong

I found this pic on Mick Cooper's site (excellent site btw - thanks) and couldn't resist it for a caption competition.

The left decks at a higher volume i think

" Look - I quite like this shirt .....

It's better than the ones I used to wear with my school uniform ...... "

Malc Burton

Edited September 6, 200717 yr by Malc Burton

these decks remind me i need to contact stannah

I found this pic on Mick Cooper's site (excellent site btw - thanks) and couldn't resist it for a caption competition.

My first go is "Sam always suspected that DJ-ing on the High Seas was risky"

" Here we go with one of my favourites from " Northern Soul 2007 "

Malc Burton

I found this pic on Mick Cooper's site (excellent site btw - thanks) and couldn't resist it for a caption competition.

"Started in response to the smoking ban.....but open air all nighters aren't all they're cracked up to be"

I found this pic on Mick Cooper's site (excellent site btw - thanks) and couldn't resist it for a caption competition.

My first go is "Sam always suspected that DJ-ing on the High Seas was risky"

When they said "45" didn't realise they meant the floor gradient..........

He always tried to looks at things from a different angle.................

I found this pic on Mick Cooper's site (excellent site btw - thanks) and couldn't resist it for a caption competition.

My first go is "Sam always suspected that DJ-ing on the High Seas was risky"

"Warning vinyl carvers may cause subsidence!"

Derek

Hey Ken can you stay in the middle of the boat.

Hey Ken can you stay in the middle of the boat.

Ken 10 out of 10 for that one ...

Martyn

By taking off one of his platforms things did'nt seem so bad.

Poor old sam,even if he was doing a hand stand he would be better than most djs .

Poor old sam,even if he was doing a hand stand he would be better than most djs .

Andy we are NOT taking the piss out of Sam - just the visual look of the lopsided decks.....Steve

I found this pic on Mick Cooper's site (excellent site btw - thanks) and couldn't resist it for a caption competition.

My first go is "Sam always suspected that DJ-ing on the High Seas was risky"

"Oh No , this feels like that slippery slope again , when I started playing only Modern , better do another U-turn"

Andy we are NOT taking the piss out of Sam - just the visual look of the lopsided decks.....Steve

Agreed ....

It was a " caption contest " , purely and simply that .....

I have known Martin for 33 years , and he has worked for me at many of my promotions during those years , and I have had the pleasure of being on the same line up as him during that time . He is a top man , and though not always agreeing with his politics relating to it , I have always admired his devotion to the music and the scene .....

If Martin was to see the captions to the photograph , he would no doubt smile at them , seeing , and more than likely , joining in with the joke ....

If the comments / captions to the photograph had been made by a certain person , now that would be different .....

Malc Burton

Edited September 7, 200717 yr by Malc Burton

I found this pic on Mick Cooper's site (excellent site btw - thanks) and couldn't resist it for a caption competition.

Agreed Malc top bloke!

Here's another one:

"After a long dry summer the signs of subsidence were starting to appear in the most unusual and unexpected places"

I found this pic on Mick Cooper's site (excellent site btw - thanks) and couldn't resist it for a caption competition.

My first go is "Sam always suspected that DJ-ing on the High Seas was risky"

Sam had second thoughts about the booking on the space shuttle

Sam had second thoughts about the booking on the space shuttle

people were getting worried as young Rt. Hon Martin Barnfather starting to leave his socialist ideals behind and started leaning to the right!

(i guess they only clamped one side of the decks)

THIS is the only Rock and Roll you'll get from me.....

Was this taken when Sam was on the back of the boat in the Hawai Five O series intro, playing the Ventures to the CREW??

Book em Danno...............................

Ed

I found this pic on Mick Cooper's site (excellent site btw - thanks) and couldn't resist it for a caption competition.

My first go is "Sam always suspected that DJ-ing on the High Seas was risky"

"Taxi for Levine, Taxi for Levine"

Ian, shouldn't it read "Cockney Mick" ?

"I was good once"

One more then.

"I said keep out of the black & into the red if you want to win this weeks special prize of these state of the art self leveling DJ decks"

The last spot on The Titanic...

My claim to fame was showing sam how to work them decks as I was on before him that nite .... although it looks lite on that pic you couldnt see what the hell you were playing as it was too dark.

So my caption for it is

'I haven't got a clue what Im playing, but you'll all dance anyway cos I'm an A lister, and for gods sake dont slip on any pepperami'

Edited September 8, 200717 yr by Sister Dawn

"At the newly refurbished Wilton all nighter, the true cost of employing cheap East European labour was plain for everyone to see"

Edited September 9, 200717 yr by Steve G

The last spot on The Titanic...

Gavin Page did a Titanic soul doo , This would of been good for the flyers

I found this pic on Mick Cooper's site (excellent site btw - thanks) and couldn't resist it for a caption competition.

"OK boys and girls! Pens ready and eyes down for the first game of the night. Any complete line or all four corners for the network jackpot which is now £500, and your first number is.........."

MR SAM ....SLIPPING AWAY