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"things You Never Hear A Dj Say"

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"i've just got this cheap, result!!!."

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You better not dance you b******d's.:ph34r:

The 12" is much better! thumbsup.gif

I bet you say that to all the girls.......................................

Anyone up for a bit of Joe 90 ohmy.gif:lol:biggrin.gif

"You're right, there's not many in tonight. Tell you what, forget my fee and me & the wife will pay to get in as well..."

Also available on bootleg,if you prefer a cheaper copy

Stu.

Ill turn the volume down because those ladies in the corner cant hear each other

l've got a girlfriend you know.... thumbsup.gif

wot do they call him whistling.gif

Sorry folks, gotta go for a piss. Amuse yourselves 'till I get back.

Edited by Dave Turner

"i've just got this cheap, result!!!."

I've often said you can get this for £20/£30 etc.or the best £25 I've spent...summat like that.

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"well now the reason i'm playing bootlegs is because the originals are too valuable and mummy wont let me bring them out to play"laugh.gif

Funny you should say that .......

I was in the company a while back of a notable DJ , who actually stated " I don't play them now as it damages the playing surface , therefore devaluing it "

Malc Burton

I've often said you can get this for £20/£30 etc.or the best £25 I've spent...summat like that.

Agree Chalky, plenty of DJs say things like 'this is a nice cheapie' or '£10 record' etc... not everyone is up there pretending they are spinning thousand dollar discs. Especially me... :laugh:

"i've just got this cheap, result!!!."

This is track number 7 from the going to a go-go CD ????

......and here's my Disco Tex & The Sexolettes cover-up.......

Ian D biggrin.gif

But you have said that Ianlaugh.gif

How about "I won't play Jean Carn Mart"......

no to a promoter

iam only djing tonight so the promoter will spin a few at my event next month and that way no one else with any records will get a chance and we can keep the money for ourselves

"I paid over a grand for each of these five records and i'm going to play them in my spot until you're all sick of hearing them..."

Edited by Matt Male

Can we have some more talc on the floor please

Has any one got an adapter for my iPod

I hope you don't mind me playing this on CD, I don't want to wear my records out

I have just arrived and have no idea what the last DJ played?

I'm going to play this on the 12" Mega Mix disco Dub on clear plastic, because I need a wee

For the lady who has just spilled her J2o on the dance floor, can some one buy her another

Sorry I'm out of breath, I have been dancing to the last set, I love dancing!

I have a girlfriend

smashie-and-nicey.gif

I have no idea what RnB is?

I'd love to hear your opinions on this record

Well thank you very much for dancing, sorry for all of the records played twice, I'm off now to my next venue, keep the faith

You dancers really know your stuff

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last record from me so i NEED SOMEONE to take a photo of me behind the decks please..............then you can unlock the door and let the punters in , thanks.............why was i nervous,??? piece of cake.biggrin.gif ....well i enjoyed itlaugh.gif .......cider please hatsoff2.gif

But you have said that Ianlaugh.gif

How about "I won't play Jean Carn Mart"......

Yeah, have you heard it though? The lead singer's a Puerto Rican transvestite with two Brazilian putas on BV's and the beat's kinda Disco Northern..........

And excuse me, but that version I played was the exclusive Larry Saunders Re-Edit! Personally I think you put it into my head LOL....

Ian D biggrin.gif

Yeah, have you heard it though? The lead singer's a Puerto Rican transvestite with two Brazilian putas on BV's and the beat's kinda Disco Northern..........

And excuse me, but that version I played was the exclusive Larry Saunders Re-Edit! Personally I think you put it into my head LOL....

Ian D biggrin.gif

Puerto Rican tranny, disco Northern, How is Ianwhistling.gif

Think you should be thanking me that it's still so exclusive then Ian as you left it in the CD deck & I put it back in't case for you when you vanished. Must admit it was bloody good but did you hear the Dimitri mix of the O Jays I followed it with?

....and the big indemander on the stardust label....

Edited by daz mc

iam only djing tonight so the promoter will spin a few at my event next month and that way no one else with any records will get a chance and we can keep the money for ourselves

NEVER A TRUER WORD SPOKEN IN JEST....... frusty2.gif

thanks to the guy at the bar who lent me his cover up...thumbsup.gif ...sorry i dropped it....ohmy.gif ....oh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and for those who dont know its by...............laugh.gif

I'll just drop you this pye disco demand album on , I've got a right bad case of the shits...ooooh

"Can you not all sit down and LISTEN !!"

:lol::no::D

Iam stopping alnight, and having a dance and not buggering off after my set.

Kevwicked.gif

And this next ones especially for WEBBYwicked.gif

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The Snake---Yeah ive got one here ---ill put it on now thumbsup.gif good choice

This is a special request by Mr Phil Webb.

You Can't Mean It by Chapter 5.

Stu.

SHABBA :lol:

One more from me and then the bingo biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

Sure i have done that at Filthy McNasty's sunday bingo and soul session.biggrin.gif

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