Posted August 9, 2024Aug 9 Popular Post 'Getting spins' - my mate played it last week to twelve elderly people at their care home, and I'm selling one 'Just right for today' - ignored for the previous 50 years of the scene, but I'm selling one 'In demand' - I'm selling one, but I want more than that 'Big at Wigan' - reached No3 in the pop charts and I'm selling one, but I want more than that 'Big at Stafford' - country and western, but Guy once played it, possibly when he was on mushrooms, and I'm selling one 'Tape swappers fave' - too country and western even for Stafford, and I'm selling one 'Mint-' - if you'd bought a record in this state at HMV thirty years ago you'd have gone back and punched the manager 'Ex-' - rejected as a frisbee 'VG' - rejected as an ashtray 'Over-hyped' - I want one but I'm not paying that much 'Turned up in quantity' - I want one but I'm also not paying that much Sorry, a disappointing package of records arrived this morning and I feel the need to vent 😂 (Stafford was great and Guy was maybe my favourite DJ as a kid.)
August 9, 2024Aug 9 Popular Post If it doesn’t sell it’s going back in the box always has a ring of desperation about it
August 9, 2024Aug 9 Popular Post Selling for a mate so cant reduce / I'm being a greedy **** and chancing my arm at this price.
August 10, 2024Aug 10 Plays mint after a 7 second cue burn!!! With slight back ground noise! Hmmmmmm😂 thank you, Rob
August 11, 2024Aug 11 On 09/08/2024 at 21:33, davidwapples said: Selling for a mate so cant reduce / I'm being a greedy **** and chancing my arm at this price. Now, where have I seen that?🤣
August 11, 2024Aug 11 " Cocooned in its birth sleeve since July 4th 1966". "Northern Dancer, cult spin for many years in more progressive clubs and Weekenders across the World ,every chance of being a monster in Europe also!" Wow , this sellers geographical knowledge and certainty truly amazing? "Close to mint Minus; a discreet drill hole, the only pimple on its beautiful face, a fine gossamer storage hairline, hardly another freckle to be seen, a split ,Millisecond squeak on intro. " Well Thank god for that, only a millionth of a second???
August 11, 2024Aug 11 A popular one on ebay, " very rare" = chart soul from the 70's hoping you won't see the multitude on discogs for less than the start price. a good one my mate saw "original re-issue"
August 11, 2024Aug 11 Author Some good ones here 😂 I also like variations of, 'Someone told me it might be a second issue but I don't think it is' = It's a stone-cold boot
August 11, 2024Aug 11 3 hours ago, John Hart said: " Cocooned in its birth sleeve since July 4th 1966". "Northern Dancer, cult spin for many years in more progressive clubs and Weekenders across the World ,every chance of being a monster in Europe also!" Wow , this sellers geographical knowledge and certainty truly amazing? "Close to mint Minus; a discreet drill hole, the only pimple on its beautiful face, a fine gossamer storage hairline, hardly another freckle to be seen, a split ,Millisecond squeak on intro. " Well Thank god for that, only a millionth of a second??? A thousandth of a second actually ... but that makes it a thousand times worse ...
August 13, 2024Aug 13 Author On 10/08/2024 at 18:49, Lionelonthevinyl said: Plays mint after a 7 second cue burn!!! With slight back ground noise! Hmmmmmm😂 thank you, Rob To be fair I have a Tony Clarke Wrong Man I've got for sale which fits that description (bit of cue burn at the start, not the background noise) 😂
August 13, 2024Aug 13 Hi Woodie B, Gacias for that minuto correction! I spent a lifetime in explosives training,,,, and detonater delays where in Milliseconds! " glorious examples of the sales persons Craft ,can you name the authors?
August 15, 2024Aug 15 Hilarious... for me all are fine, bar, as Toby mentioned above, 'birth sleeve' I really hate that experession... that said, some, advertise the 45 in the 'birth sleeve', and then say you gotta pay extra for the sleeve!! whats that all about... No Names John, we are having a bit of fun...
August 18, 2024Aug 18 Author 58 minutes ago, Kenb said: Have we had”needs it day in the sun” Aka tape swappers fave 😂
August 18, 2024Aug 18 Author This one is currently out there (won't name the bloke as not fair, we've all done it): "VG+ (would be EX but for label damage)" 😂 see also: "Aunty (would be uncle if she had bollocks and a handlebar moustache)"
September 5, 2024Sep 5 "Last chance, final reduction, if it doesn't sell its going back in the box....." Yawn.
September 5, 2024Sep 5 My Fave , from long lost member ,, Kegsy," He has a PHD in talking Utter Bollocks"! Guess Who ???
'Getting spins' - my mate played it last week to twelve elderly people at their care home, and I'm selling one
'Just right for today' - ignored for the previous 50 years of the scene, but I'm selling one
'In demand' - I'm selling one, but I want more than that
'Big at Wigan' - reached No3 in the pop charts and I'm selling one, but I want more than that
'Big at Stafford' - country and western, but Guy once played it, possibly when he was on mushrooms, and I'm selling one
'Tape swappers fave' - too country and western even for Stafford, and I'm selling one
'Mint-' - if you'd bought a record in this state at HMV thirty years ago you'd have gone back and punched the manager
'Ex-' - rejected as a frisbee
'VG' - rejected as an ashtray
'Over-hyped' - I want one but I'm not paying that much
'Turned up in quantity' - I want one but I'm also not paying that much
Sorry, a disappointing package of records arrived this morning and I feel the need to vent 😂
(Stafford was great and Guy was maybe my favourite DJ as a kid.)