ImberBoy Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 We won't need a map Can you play The Snake? We don't need to get there early; it's not as if we will be locked out Got a right barging on this; it's the original label as well! Are you sure you want to come love? You'll not stay awake I will stay awake, I wont spoil it for you Northernsoul is dead This venue will last forever! There are loads of tickets left "The dancefloor is like woman to me, u got to find the best spots, and once u find it stay there" Billy Whiz 2009 Any others? Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
ImberBoy Posted January 17, 2009 Author Share Posted January 17, 2009 Watch this spin................. whoops..... sorry ..... I'll get some more drinks Does this shirt make me look fat? These baggys are gonna make me look ace! Look, I am not going to spill my drink! I wonder if I can still do the splits........... fookin ell! Help!! Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Kev Moore Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Best one I remember....'It's just a feeling'-Jackie Green na Mrs Bicknell circa 1988 Kev Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Watch this spin................. whoops..... sorry ..... I'll get some more drinks Does this shirt make me look fat? These baggys are gonna make me look ace! Look, I am not going to spill my drink! I wonder if I can still do the splits........... fookin ell! Help!! You cannot seriously tell me that this has been played out! It's the sort of stuff me mam and dad listened to in the 50's. [Tennesee Ernie Ford - Sixteen Tons] Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Kev Moore Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 2 more from me that always make me laugh 'I don't collect albums' 'I didn't know that was on the other side' Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Dennisoul Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 (edited) " I USED TO HAVE THIS ".....upon hearing a said tune being played. " ONLY COST ME A FIVER "..... " dito " " DINNAE BELIEVE HES STILL PLAYIN THAT SH++E "..... " dito " " IT`S A PRESSING " ....... " dito " Edited January 17, 2009 by Dennisoul Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
TOAD Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 HEARING A NEW TUNE IS LIKE GETTING INTO A VIRGINS KNICKERS A BIT DIFFICULT AT FIRST , BUT WELL WORTH THE EFFORT. REV SWAMMPY QUOTE Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
111spider Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 i dont know the last time i heard that-about a record thats just finished? Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest Gavin Page Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 One of me mates while at a Gig in Italy. " Got any Spagetamin Mate? " I laughed the whole feckin weeked Sorry just had to share that with you. Back to topic - Coat Got Gone. Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
111spider Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 just looking at gavins icon reminded me of "did you go to wigan?" Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
111spider Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 one i find really getting on my nerves lately is "have you got duffy?" Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest Gavin Page Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 "did you go to wigan?" Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Dave West Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 THIS SEVENTIES STUFF WILL NEVER CATCH ON. Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest BIG H Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 'I 'ad It when you were still shittin yellow yoof!' Rob Marriotts answer when someone showed him a record and asked him if he had heard it Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Jez Jones Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 These f*cking bogs stink have you got any tackle He's f*cked off--how we getting home now Oh and had this last night . 'Hey up youth, can you remember, that time we went the Mecca and...............(insert any adventure here) And you have no idea wtf he's on about --but just vaguely agree with him Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Ian Dewhirst Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 'Had it in '74 mate' 'It was crap the first time around' 'Used to be a Soul Pack record' 'Bought it off Anderson for a quid' '£700 for Lee Fields? Wouldn't give ya £7 for it'! All © I. Dewhirst 2009 Ian D Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
KevH Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 its at home,in me other box. Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Jez Jones Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 'have yer got any money on ya--- need some batteries for the Discotron Just enough for bus fare mate Its only worth 3 but he wants a fiver I haven't got enough get in ( and you've just travelled 80 miles to the venue and he not said anything before ) just enough for a tenners worth Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
ChrisOD1964 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 (edited) He's f*cked off--how we getting home now now that made me laugh.. remember when i went to a doo with a mate of mine he drove us their and he fooked off to a niter somewhere. I was stranded managed to get a lift home eventually. chris Edited January 17, 2009 by ChrisOD1964 Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Jez Jones Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Lets all meet at Keele services Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
shute Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Watch this spin................. whoops..... sorry ..... I'll get some more drinks Reminds me of me Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Jez Jones Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Fook me --she looks well now--she ws f*cking bosted at school Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest Matt Male Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 'Played at Stafford' mumbled after every other record, while nodding sagely... 'Wigan oldie' mumbled after every other record, while nodding sagely... Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Cunnie Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 "Only 2 known copies" Yeah right, Butch, Sam, Arthur, Ginger & Andy Dyson are playing it..... Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
ChrisOD1964 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Watch this spin................. whoops..... sorry ..... I'll get some more drinks Reminds me of me Now havent we all done that chris Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest CarlosFandango Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Anyone used these ? No honest love ... I'll be home by 2 And .. 2 seconds after shaking someones hand What was his name again ? And finally ... Yeah .. I'll definately fall asleep when I get home !! Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 translated and condensed from numerous 'Quotes' that all amount to the same thing. All other venues within a 50 mile radius of ours are shi*t Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
ChrisOD1964 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 " oh yes i love this tune gotta dance" away onto the dance floor you go and straight back off you come "not what i thought it was" chris Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Harry Crosby Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 RON PEDLEY [YORK] when offered ROBBIE LAWSON for £25, "ITS JUST BEEN BOOTED, THERE GONNA TURN UP BY THE BOX LOAD" Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Jez Jones Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 (edited) 'hey up mate ,haven't seen you for ages--How long have you been into Northern' That bast8rd never went the Torch.. Edited January 17, 2009 by jez jones Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
TOAD Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 OUR SOUL NIGHT/NIGHTER WILL BE PLAYING UNKNOWNS Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Jez Jones Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Lets fcuk off this music's shite! Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Jez Jones Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Usually heard at weekenders 'i wish I hadn't drunk so much this afternoon----i've missed half the f*cking night now ' 'What's the Modern room like' Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Baz Atkinson Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 IM NOT A DJ IM A RECORD COLLECTOR DID YOU GO THE CASINO Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
good angel Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 (edited) Ive been before, Bollox,Ive missed the turning, Iam sure its around here, Bollox its there, Where is the Twat,(Standing out side a venue,on a cold morning) Do you want your coat(mis heard as, do you want a coke) No ive got one here F,ing Sat Nav. Kev Derbyshire banter going to a Nighter. Edited January 17, 2009 by good angel Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest soul city Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 where's the modern room! Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
arnie j Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 THIS IS GONNAE BE FUCKIN MASSIVE-keb darge circa 1984 you got me, guy hennigan, with without doubt the best in 60s soul around at the moment-guy hennigan circa 1984 Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest Matt Male Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 (edited) Lots of toilet related ones... "why won't this bleedin silver paper flush ffs..." "where's the seat?!" "I hope that's water i've just walked through..." "Damn the hand towels have ran out... i suppose those on top of the bin aren't too dirty to use..." and the classic.. "sod buying water i'll just drink from the taps..." Edited January 17, 2009 by Matt Male Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest CarlosFandango Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 "What £10.00 for a fuxxing niter ... It'll never happen !" Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Soultown andy Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 (edited) "What £10.00 for a fuxxing niter ... It'll never happen !" In the same vane HOW MUCH BUT ITS 3AM AND WE,VE BEEN TO ANOTHER CLUB FIRST experienced niter door staffs trained response well f*** off back there or ok just for you the rest of the djs and staff are gonna work for half their wages for the rest of the nite. Edited January 17, 2009 by Soultown andy Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest gordon russell Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 great sets played by all the dj's......posted the next day by someone who told YOU on the night the music is shyte Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest gordon russell Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 heres one l heard at a nameless nighter a year or so ago......bouncer comes in the toilet,picks up some of those little plastic bags you see on the floor and says....."wish they'd chuck their drug packets out the window" Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
John A Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 As told to me once "an allnighter without speed is like dipping your wick without cumming" Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
ChrisOD1964 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 " whats the floor like " chris Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Philly Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Ive just sold that....... I sold that last year ........ Got rid of that a while back ........ Not keen on that ...... (but they then start looking for it) priceless !! Best one " WAKE UP" to the driver, as you are being driven home the next morning.......... aaaaargh Has your legs fell asleep ......... mine have Are we nearly there......... Did you go to Wigan ..... Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest KEN-SOUL Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Lots of toilet related ones... and the classic.. "sod buying water i'll just drink from the taps..." this brings back memories from the poverty stricken 70's! oops! back we go again! just shut up 'n git yer heed under the tap! Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Kev Moore Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 (edited) Having driven up to Sheriden's with back door Kenny leaving my coat and a load of records in the boot of his car. Next morning..... ....'Where's the car Ken?' ....'Swopped it for this album and that old banger!' Woops! Kev Edited January 18, 2009 by Kev Moore Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Theresa Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 No more gear? Blimey we'll have to lick out some old bags Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Platters 81 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 "can i borrow a pen"......and my all time favorite......."guaranteed five wank powder ..mate"...(sorry mum).... Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
harpo1 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 "it's the best i've ever had, watch what your doing" "i was barbed up once"....said to me by a regular on the site no names ONCE! say i, i didn't mean it like that he replied....he'll know who i mean, and smile as he made me at the time. "first ever play for this one" is that tonight ?? "c/u as" .......................... (why it was never covered at the Cats'Torch where you first heard it) "I'm not saying anything. its just that my copy was different, it was styrene and had a matrix" "I once bought a Lenny Curtis for £5" i said to a dealer.."was that what it was worth" says he..."no you cheeky bastard" i reply"(didn't tell him i prob sold it for a tenner too) "No mick i dont want that Cashmeres for £20, it's played out" me to mick holdsworth 1980 Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
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