MrsWoodsrules Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Sometimes, you hear some mad lyrics, and you just have to laugh. Example of one I've just been listening to, BIG DADDY ROGERS, I'M A BIG MAN (MIDAS). 'I'm gonna take you to the woodshed, & drop a couple of planks on you'. Great record, but what's all that about then? Any more, anyone? Just a bit of fun. Aid. Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Patto Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 From the Exciters--(Blowing Up My Mind), the classic lyric "It's almost like eating peas by the pound,then wrapping up in adhesive tape from the waist down" 1 Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest in town Mikey Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 There's a button on the left and one on the riiiiight. The one in the middle says we're having bad luck. We're running out of gas and our landing gear is stuck. The Aeroplane song. Arguably the worst record ever played at a Northern Soul allnighter. Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Rich B Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 From the Exciters--(Blowing Up My Mind), the classic lyric "It's almost like eating peas by the pound,then wrapping up in adhesive tape from the waist down" Isn' it "Eating beans by the pound" ? and thereby blowing up? 1 Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Patto Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Isn' it "Eating beans by the pound" ? and thereby blowing up? Could be mate always thought it was Peas but a pound of either would create the same Blow up i think Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Kev Cane Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 "I would go to Vietnam with a pea shooter" Lee Charles If that ain't loving you Kev Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Anais nin Carms Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Here is a brain teaser for you.... in which song LYRIC does smokey the bear appear ? Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Bo Diddley Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Somethings Burning? Here is a brain teaser for you.... in which song LYRIC does smokey the bear appear ? 2 Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Gilly Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Like eating cold beans from a can(or very close to that) Your Old Standbye,Sammy King 1 Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Hill868 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Here is a brain teaser for you.... in which song LYRIC does smokey the bear appear ? Is it smokey by Lou d. Washington ?? Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Benji Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 (edited) bodiddley is right. smokey the bear is something's burnin' marvellos on loma Edited March 24, 2013 by Benji Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Dunmiedin Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Sometimes, you hear some mad lyrics, and you just have to laugh. Example of one I've just been listening to, BIG DADDY ROGERS, I'M A BIG MAN (MIDAS). 'I'm gonna take you to the woodshed, & drop a couple of planks on you'. Great record, but what's all that about then? Any more, anyone? Just a bit of fun. I'm A Big Man is surely a reference to his size in the trouser department! "I'm a big man and I'm hard for my baby", "I got a lot of meat and I'm hard to beat cos I'm a big man" "She's got a sweet tooth and she loves my jelly roll". So he plans on taking her to the woodshed and treating her to a coupla' planksworth of his wood. Aid. Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
The Tempest Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 " My Love For You Will Bust My Pants " !!!! , classic 2 Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Souljer6 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 What about George Clinton's Heart Trouble, thinking he had a leak from the sink, calling the plumber to be told it was tears from his eyes!! Something like that, I recall. Nuts but brill. 1 Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Ian Parker Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 All of "compared to what" Never understood a word of it 2 Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Codfromderby Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 ooh err missus, listen to this, its gonna get messy!https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=zingara+i+surrender&oq=zingara+i&gs_l=youtube.1.1.0l2.2984.9735.0.12836.9.9.0.0.0.0.215.1337.1j7j1.9.0...0.0...1ac.1.7Y27sz_-eEE Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Mark S Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 I dont need no woman to help me starve to death I can do that all by myself .Ive got a little volcano about to erupt more than enough to fill your loving cup . Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest Garry Huxley Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 All of "compared to what"Never understood a word of itYeah "TIRED OLD LADYS KISSING DOGS" ???What was that track we used to sing (changing the lyrics) to Bombers and green and clears.Just rememberd = Prove yourself a lady So funny at the time or was it a bad influence ona north shroppie lad from the Aldershot collective, You know who you are ! Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Simsy Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Sometimes, you hear some mad lyrics, and you just have to laugh. Example of one I've just been listening to, BIG DADDY ROGERS, I'M A BIG MAN (MIDAS). 'I'm gonna take you to the woodshed, & drop a couple of planks on you'. Great record, but what's all that about then? He was singing about his johnson.. I want to know what the Tends were on about with 'Not too old to cry' - "I'm a kid no more and this ????..." Where's Simon T when you need him? Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Simon T Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 He was singing about his johnson.. I want to know what the TRends were on about with 'Not too old to cry' - "I'm a kid no more and this ????..." Where's Simon T when you need him? I'm a kid no more and this I fully realise ever since I left my loving mother's side 1 Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest uroffal Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 ... the other day I saw him kicking a cat, I walked up to him and said "What did you gain by that?" Kenard on Dore Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Thfcliam Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 (edited) What is that record about a pimp who wants to get his money? Cant remember the name of it but it is deffo crazy but cool lyrics! Edited April 4, 2013 by thfcliam Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Kev Cane Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 What is that record about a pimp who wants to get his money? Cant remember the name of it but it is deffo crazy but cool lyrics! Skullsnaps "I'm your pimp" GSF immediately springs to mind, absolutely brilliant record, as "black" as coal Kev Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Tricky Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Square as a pool table and twice as green. Aaron Neville - Hard nut to crack. You couldnt part us with a tommy gun. Magnificent Seven - Never will i make my baby cry. Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Thfcliam Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Skullsnaps "I'm your pimp" GSF immediately springs to mind, absolutely brilliant record, as "black" as coal Kev It is not that record Kev but I like it and sounds like it has crazy lyrics too! Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Davetay Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Today I Stopped To Watch A Tree Grow 1 Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Barry Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Ivan Neville - Dance Your Blues Away... "...from your cowboy boots to your three piece suit!" Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
nrc Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Roy Handy -- Baby that's a groove is littered with strange lyrics "We picked up a bag of fish and chips, and baby thats a groove" 1 Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
waterfall_manc Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 tnt band - thats life mad lyrics, great record Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Thfcliam Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Roy Handy -- Baby that's a groove is littered with strange lyrics "We picked up a bag of fish and chips, and baby thats a groove" I thought we only ate fish "n" Chips in England?! Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
nrc Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Later worked by Larry Clinton as a Funkadelic b side Fish Chips and Sweat. As he co-wrote it why not. Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Tricky Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Funkadelic - Fish,chips an sweat!!!!! Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
sir cumference Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Later worked by Larry Clinton as a Funkadelic b side Fish Chips and Sweat. As he co-wrote it why not. George Clinton-surely? 1 Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest Dave Turner Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Both Oscar Irvin and L.J. Reynolds "Let One Hurt Do" "To find you don't love me is like being hit by an automobile" Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Pete S Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Today I Stopped To Watch A Tree Grow Poetry that is. 1 Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Peter99 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 What about the Greg Perry It Takes Heart - where he sings the bit about "You can move a car". Not necessarily crazy - just crap! Couldn't think of anything else to rhyme. Great record though. Peter Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Orotava Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 What about the Greg Perry It Takes Heart - where he sings the bit about "You can move a car". Not necessarily crazy - just crap! Couldn't think of anything else to rhyme. Great record though. Peter Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Northernjordan Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 The Parliaments - What Have You Been Growing Thats got some far out lyrics, escpecially the Mary, Mary bit. Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Simsy Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Joe Douglas - 'Toss off and shout as loud as you can'.. Crazy Things! Ruby Andrews - Just loving you, near the end of the song, Rube can definitely be heard to sing "such a tit head" - no question! 2 mins 18 secs ... 2 Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Back Street Blue Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 (edited) Just been listening to "mix it up" - the stridells.......................strange indeed! "I'm like a good old fashioned tapioca pudding.......your like a doughnut, a lip smackin' appetising doughnut!" .....food for thought ? Edited April 5, 2013 by back street blue Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Dunmiedin Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 (edited) Joe Douglas - 'Toss off and shout as loud as you can'.. Crazy Things! Ruby Andrews - Just loving you, near the end of the song, Rube can definitely be heard to sing "such a tit head" - no question! 2 mins 18 secs ... Hello Simsy ,I think if you listen to em again you'll find Joe Douglas sings " Talk soft and shout as loud as I can" .... Whilst Ruby Andrews sings @2.14 "I'm satisfied" then @ 2.18 " So contented". But I'm sure whenever these two are played in future it will be your revised lyrics that I hear! Edited April 5, 2013 by dunmiedin 2 Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest CARL D Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 ...all my friends are gonna be there...heartache brings blues,misery always comes, with memories of you.......and 'damn that cheatin' b*tch' gatecrashes with 'and he was s'posed to be my best mate too'.....!:-| Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 From one, if not THE best northern soul record of all time!......I still get goosebumps every time I hear this one!!!!! "Before you tax that van and walk right outa my life.....ive got a story to tell and maybe you`ll think twice, i`m a man honey.....strong are my knee`s" https://youtu.be/jwsZDC9iMiA And at exactly 22 seconds how did that bum note get in????? Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Impact Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 You gotta bring my coffee in the morning,,, bring my slippers to me at night How sexist is that!!! J.T Parker - If you gotta hold on 1 Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
spike1 Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 All of "compared to what" Never understood a word of it Wasn't it a mid 60's protest song ? Don't understand the "old king tut" line ??? Like dancing to it though ;) Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest Glynn Jones Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 From one, if not THE best northern soul record of all time!......I still get goosebumps every time I hear this one!!!!! "Before you tax that van and walk right outa my life.....ive got a story to tell and maybe you`ll think twice, i`m a man honey.....strong are my knee`s" And at exactly 22 seconds how did that bum note get in????? That's just your old ears, mate. lol "Before you attract that man... ". "Strong are my needs.". Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Dave2 Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 (edited) That's just your old ears, mate. lol "Before you attract that man... ". "Strong are my needs.". mate, I think it's "Before you pack that bag..." and, "Strong I might be..." but I'll be singing your's/ Glynn's variations every time I hear it from now on! Edited April 7, 2013 by dave2 1 Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 Not exactly on topic but the best 'eyebrow raising' lyric must come at the end of Jackie Wilsons 'I've Lost You' - comes at the end of the record as song: "I'm gonna kiss you in the morning where the sun don't shine" or at least that's what I've always heard it as. Top man! 1 Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Soul Shrews Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 What is that record about a pimp who wants to get his money? Cant remember the name of it but it is deffo crazy but cool lyrics! Wilson Love "Funny Money" ? Cheers Paul Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Peter99 Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 mate, I think it's "Before you pack that bag..." and, "Strong I might be..." but I'll be singing your's/ Glynn's variations every time I hear it from now on! Yep. "Before you pack that bag and walk right out of my life" 1 Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
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